Sunday Baller BAP - April 1st

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  • Do you read Arabic?
  • Milo wrote: »
    Do you read Arabic?
    ahahahaha
  • Milo wrote: »
    Do you read Arabic?

    looooooooooooooooooooooooooooollll
  • PokerStars Hand #78164475030: Tournament #566020016, $200+$15 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (125/250) - 2012/04/01 12:52:53 ET
    Table '566020016 3' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
    Seat 1: sutak007 (10444 in chips)
    Seat 2: RuudGullit (11075 in chips)
    Seat 3: N1cky3457 (25023 in chips)
    Seat 4: Pocket2Chris (6729 in chips)
    Seat 5: Dalas141 (11435 in chips)
    Seat 6: djgolfcan (24934 in chips)
    Seat 7: GotURead (14918 in chips)
    Seat 8: mr. swaman (34662 in chips)
    Seat 9: eNd0x- (48858 in chips)
    sutak007: posts the ante 25
    RuudGullit: posts the ante 25
    N1cky3457: posts the ante 25
    Pocket2Chris: posts the ante 25
    Dalas141: posts the ante 25
    djgolfcan: posts the ante 25
    GotURead: posts the ante 25
    mr. swaman: posts the ante 25
    eNd0x-: posts the ante 25
    eNd0x-: posts small blind 125
    sutak007: posts big blind 250
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to djgolfcan [Ah Jd]
    RuudGullit: folds
    N1cky3457: folds
    Pocket2Chris: raises 312 to 562
    Dalas141: folds
    djgolfcan: calls 562
    GotURead: folds
    mr. swaman: calls 562
    eNd0x-: folds
    sutak007: calls 312
    *** FLOP *** [Kd Qd Th]
    sutak007: checks
    Pocket2Chris: checks
    djgolfcan: bets 1500
    mr. swaman: raises 2500 to 4000
    sutak007: folds
    Pocket2Chris: folds
    djgolfcan: raises 6000 to 10000
    mr. swaman: raises 24075 to 34075 and is all-in
    djgolfcan: calls 14347 and is all-in
    Uncalled bet (9728) returned to mr. swaman
    *** TURN *** [Kd Qd Th] [3h]
    *** RIVER *** [Kd Qd Th 3h] [4d]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    djgolfcan: shows [Ah Jd] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
    mr. swaman: shows [9d 7d] (a flush, King high)
    mr. swaman collected 51292 from pot
    djgolfcan finished the tournament in 2193rd place
  • Soft games at all buy-ins :)
  • That is truly painful DJ. Once I scrolled down and saw the flop, I thought "how on earth could this go badly?" Life is very, very cruel.
  • Hobbes wrote: »
    Soft games at all buy-ins :)

    You did see that I got knocked out by that hand, right ?

    Here's another beauty.

    PokerStars Hand #78165133179: Tournament #566010397, $20+$2 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level V (30/60) - 2012/04/01 13:05:36 ET
    Table '566010397 74' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
    Seat 1: bulthaup (2805 in chips)
    Seat 2: djgolfcan (4023 in chips)
    Seat 3: kryking (2045 in chips)
    Seat 4: paw0808 (5686 in chips)
    Seat 5: NFTS (2645 in chips)
    Seat 6: Yourmum123 (3735 in chips)
    Seat 7: Darkrem (9049 in chips)
    Seat 8: IgorPrivalov (5125 in chips)
    Seat 9: jbransco (3485 in chips)
    bulthaup: posts the ante 5
    djgolfcan: posts the ante 5
    kryking: posts the ante 5
    paw0808: posts the ante 5
    NFTS: posts the ante 5
    Yourmum123: posts the ante 5
    Darkrem: posts the ante 5
    IgorPrivalov: posts the ante 5
    jbransco: posts the ante 5
    bulthaup: posts small blind 30
    djgolfcan: posts big blind 60
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to djgolfcan [4s 3s]
    kryking: raises 60 to 120
    paw0808: folds
    NFTS: folds
    Yourmum123: folds
    Darkrem: folds
    IgorPrivalov: calls 120
    jbransco: folds
    bulthaup: calls 90
    djgolfcan: calls 60
    *** FLOP *** [2d 5h 6d]
    bulthaup: checks
    djgolfcan: checks
    kryking: bets 315
    IgorPrivalov: folds
    bulthaup: folds
    djgolfcan: raises 315 to 630
    kryking: raises 1290 to 1920 and is all-in
    djgolfcan: calls 1290
    *** TURN *** [2d 5h 6d] [Jd]
    *** RIVER *** [2d 5h 6d Jd] [4h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    djgolfcan: shows [4s 3s] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
    kryking: shows [3c 3d] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
    djgolfcan collected 2183 from pot
    kryking collected 2182 from pot
  • Milo wrote: »
    Do you read Arabic?

    I'll just keep setting you up and you keep knocking them out of the park.
  • OK, I've had my little freak out. I'm ok now.

    Bigger $22
    $9,317 - Avg: $6,075
    655 / 3880

    Bigger $109
    $2,515 - Avg: $3,591
    1733 / 2277
  • PokerStars Hand #78169639407: Tournament #566010397, $20+$2 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (125/250) - 2012/04/01 14:26:40 ET
    Table '566010397 104' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
    Seat 1: djgolfcan (4602 in chips)
    Seat 2: perrynell (4034 in chips)
    Seat 3: seismic9 (6106 in chips)
    Seat 4: L4ZYD4YZ (16684 in chips)
    Seat 5: jampiriki (7695 in chips)
    Seat 6: Hans-jörg029 (12405 in chips)
    Seat 7: Ole64458 (5418 in chips)
    Seat 8: weissa73 (8379 in chips)
    Seat 9: dcevans1 (6703 in chips)
    djgolfcan: posts the ante 30
    perrynell: posts the ante 30
    seismic9: posts the ante 30
    L4ZYD4YZ: posts the ante 30
    jampiriki: posts the ante 30
    Hans-jörg029: posts the ante 30
    Ole64458: posts the ante 30
    weissa73: posts the ante 30
    dcevans1: posts the ante 30
    djgolfcan: posts small blind 125
    perrynell: posts big blind 250
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to djgolfcan [6c 6h]
    seismic9: raises 500 to 750
    L4ZYD4YZ: folds
    jampiriki: folds
    Hans-jörg029: folds
    Ole64458: folds
    weissa73: folds
    dcevans1: folds
    djgolfcan: calls 625
    perrynell: folds
    *** FLOP *** [Th 3c Qs]
    djgolfcan: bets 3822 and is all-in
    seismic9: calls 3822
    *** TURN *** [Th 3c Qs] [Qc]
    *** RIVER *** [Th 3c Qs Qc] [7c]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    djgolfcan: shows [6c 6h] (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
    seismic9: shows [Jh As] (a pair of Queens)
    djgolfcan collected 9664 from pot
  • Why does it always come on the river ?

    PokerStars Hand #78170624468: Tournament #566010397, $20+$2 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (200/400) - 2012/04/01 14:44:54 ET
    Table '566010397 104' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
    Seat 1: djgolfcan (7824 in chips)
    Seat 2: madsen30 (23205 in chips)
    Seat 3: Killberry (11710 in chips)
    Seat 4: L4ZYD4YZ (15414 in chips)
    Seat 5: jampiriki (8534 in chips)
    Seat 6: Twengod (23809 in chips)
    Seat 7: Ole64458 (23487 in chips)
    Seat 8: weissa73 (17734 in chips)
    Seat 9: Nark0s (38488 in chips)
    djgolfcan: posts the ante 50
    madsen30: posts the ante 50
    Killberry: posts the ante 50
    L4ZYD4YZ: posts the ante 50
    jampiriki: posts the ante 50
    Twengod: posts the ante 50
    Ole64458: posts the ante 50
    weissa73: posts the ante 50
    Nark0s: posts the ante 50
    djgolfcan: posts small blind 200
    madsen30: posts big blind 400
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to djgolfcan [Jc Jd]
    Killberry: folds
    L4ZYD4YZ: folds
    jampiriki: raises 400 to 800
    Twengod: folds
    Ole64458: folds
    weissa73: calls 800
    Nark0s: folds
    djgolfcan: raises 6974 to 7774 and is all-in
    madsen30: folds
    jampiriki: folds
    weissa73: calls 6974
    *** FLOP *** [Kh 3s 7s]
    *** TURN *** [Kh 3s 7s] [5d]
    *** RIVER *** [Kh 3s 7s 5d] [Ac]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    djgolfcan: shows [Jc Jd] (a pair of Jacks)
    weissa73: shows [As Jh] (a pair of Aces)
    weissa73 collected 17198 from pot
    djgolfcan finished the tournament in 2139th place
  • If there was no river there would be no fish
  • Still in the Million (under starting stack) and the Bigger $55 (above average stack)
  • This guy just got dealt a bad beat, I figured he was steaming.

    PokerStars Hand #78176973652: Tournament #566020010, $200+$15 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (150/300) - 2012/04/01 16:41:38 ET
    Table '566020010 40' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
    Seat 1: Meewams (5822 in chips)
    Seat 2: psymon2104 (4463 in chips)
    Seat 3: simon_s199 (20434 in chips)
    Seat 4: djgolfcan (11893 in chips)
    Seat 5: Zanjong (18220 in chips)
    Seat 6: marlin5555 (14479 in chips)
    Seat 7: taaffey (9845 in chips)
    Seat 8: cheloxPY (17976 in chips)
    Seat 9: Dilith (13357 in chips)
    Meewams: posts the ante 30
    psymon2104: posts the ante 30
    simon_s199: posts the ante 30
    djgolfcan: posts the ante 30
    Zanjong: posts the ante 30
    marlin5555: posts the ante 30
    taaffey: posts the ante 30
    cheloxPY: posts the ante 30
    Dilith: posts the ante 30
    cheloxPY: posts small blind 150
    Dilith: posts big blind 300
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to djgolfcan [9h 9c]
    Meewams: folds
    psymon2104: raises 4133 to 4433 and is all-in
    simon_s199: folds
    djgolfcan: raises 7430 to 11863 and is all-in
    Zanjong: folds
    marlin5555: folds
    taaffey: folds
    cheloxPY: folds
    Dilith: folds
    Uncalled bet (7430) returned to djgolfcan
    *** FLOP *** [7s 8s 3s]
    *** TURN *** [7s 8s 3s] [4d]
    *** RIVER *** [7s 8s 3s 4d] [Ac]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    psymon2104: shows [7d Ad] (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
    djgolfcan: shows [9h 9c] (a pair of Nines)
    psymon2104 collected 9586 from pot
  • Barely in the Million
    Just under the average stack in the Bigger $55

    I need some divine intervention.
  • djgolfcan wrote: »
    Barely in the Million
    Just under the average stack in the Bigger $55

    I need some divine intervention.

    Done

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  • How to get lucky and unlucky in the same hand.

    PokerStars Hand #78178837562: Tournament #566020010, $200+$15 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level X (250/500) - 2012/04/01 17:14:08 ET
    Table '566020010 40' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: Meewams (10766 in chips)
    Seat 2: CASlNO ROYAL (16340 in chips)
    Seat 3: simon_s199 (23624 in chips)
    Seat 4: djgolfcan (5321 in chips)
    Seat 5: Zanjong (23720 in chips)
    Seat 6: LOCAVERO (43088 in chips)
    Seat 7: taaffey (8373 in chips)
    Seat 8: cheloxPY (20422 in chips)
    Seat 9: Dilith (21201 in chips)
    Meewams: posts the ante 50
    CASlNO ROYAL: posts the ante 50
    simon_s199: posts the ante 50
    djgolfcan: posts the ante 50
    Zanjong: posts the ante 50
    LOCAVERO: posts the ante 50
    taaffey: posts the ante 50
    cheloxPY: posts the ante 50
    Dilith: posts the ante 50
    djgolfcan: posts small blind 250
    Zanjong: posts big blind 500
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to djgolfcan [5s 5h]
    LOCAVERO: folds
    taaffey: folds
    cheloxPY: folds
    Dilith: raises 500 to 1000
    Meewams: folds
    CASlNO ROYAL: folds
    simon_s199: calls 1000
    djgolfcan: raises 4271 to 5271 and is all-in
    Zanjong: folds
    Dilith: raises 15880 to 21151 and is all-in
    simon_s199: folds
    Uncalled bet (15880) returned to Dilith
    *** FLOP *** [5c Ah 2s]
    *** TURN *** [5c Ah 2s] [4c]
    *** RIVER *** [5c Ah 2s 4c] [3h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    djgolfcan: shows [5s 5h] (a straight, Ace to Five)
    Dilith: shows (a straight, Ace to Five)
    djgolfcan collected 6246 from pot
    Dilith collected 6246 from pot
  • PokerStars Hand #78179323337: Tournament #566020010, $200+$15 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level X (250/500) - 2012/04/01 17:21:59 ET
    Table '566020010 40' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 1: Meewams (9516 in chips)
    Seat 2: CASlNO ROYAL (16290 in chips)
    Seat 3: simon_s199 (20024 in chips)
    Seat 4: djgolfcan (7246 in chips)
    Seat 5: Zanjong (21970 in chips)
    Seat 6: LOCAVERO (46538 in chips)
    Seat 7: taaffey (8323 in chips)
    Seat 8: cheloxPY (28115 in chips)
    Seat 9: Dilith (14833 in chips)
    Meewams: posts the ante 50
    CASlNO ROYAL: posts the ante 50
    simon_s199: posts the ante 50
    djgolfcan: posts the ante 50
    Zanjong: posts the ante 50
    LOCAVERO: posts the ante 50
    taaffey: posts the ante 50
    cheloxPY: posts the ante 50
    Dilith: posts the ante 50
    Zanjong: posts small blind 250
    LOCAVERO: posts big blind 500
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to djgolfcan [Js Qc]
    taaffey: folds
    cheloxPY: folds
    Dilith: folds
    Meewams: folds
    CASlNO ROYAL: raises 1000 to 1500
    simon_s199: folds
    djgolfcan: raises 5696 to 7196 and is all-in
    Zanjong: folds
    LOCAVERO: folds
    CASlNO ROYAL: calls 5696
    *** FLOP *** [6d Kc 5d]
    *** TURN *** [6d Kc 5d] [Jh]
    *** RIVER *** [6d Kc 5d Jh] [7h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    CASlNO ROYAL: shows [2d Ad] (high card Ace)
    djgolfcan: shows [Js Qc] (a pair of Jacks)
    djgolfcan collected 15592 from pot
  • PokerStars Hand #78179498618: Tournament #566020010, $200+$15 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level X (250/500) - 2012/04/01 17:24:51 ET
    Table '566020010 40' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
    Seat 1: Meewams (8766 in chips)
    Seat 2: CASlNO ROYAL (8844 in chips)
    Seat 3: simon_s199 (18774 in chips)
    Seat 4: djgolfcan (15392 in chips)
    Seat 5: Zanjong (23670 in chips)
    Seat 6: LOCAVERO (45538 in chips)
    Seat 7: taaffey (8523 in chips)
    Seat 8: cheloxPY (28315 in chips)
    Seat 9: Dilith (15033 in chips)
    Meewams: posts the ante 50
    CASlNO ROYAL: posts the ante 50
    simon_s199: posts the ante 50
    djgolfcan: posts the ante 50
    Zanjong: posts the ante 50
    LOCAVERO: posts the ante 50
    taaffey: posts the ante 50
    cheloxPY: posts the ante 50
    Dilith: posts the ante 50
    Meewams: posts small blind 250
    CASlNO ROYAL: posts big blind 500
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to djgolfcan [Jd Jh]
    simon_s199: raises 500 to 1000
    djgolfcan: raises 1500 to 2500
    Zanjong: folds
    LOCAVERO: folds
    taaffey: folds
    cheloxPY: folds
    Dilith: folds
    Meewams: folds
    CASlNO ROYAL: raises 6294 to 8794 and is all-in
    simon_s199: folds
    djgolfcan: calls 6294
    *** FLOP *** [8c As 4s]
    *** TURN *** [8c As 4s] [Ac]
    *** RIVER *** [8c As 4s Ac] [6c]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    CASlNO ROYAL: shows [2d Ad] (three of a kind, Aces)
    djgolfcan: shows [Jd Jh] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
    CASlNO ROYAL collected 19288 from pot
  • These guys are terrible

    PokerStars Hand #78179691905: Tournament #566020010, $200+$15 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (300/600) - 2012/04/01 17:28:02 ET
    Table '566020010 40' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 1: Meewams (10336 in chips)
    Seat 2: CASlNO ROYAL (18868 in chips)
    Seat 3: simon_s199 (16754 in chips)
    Seat 4: djgolfcan (9318 in chips)
    Seat 5: Zanjong (22850 in chips)
    Seat 6: LOCAVERO (43518 in chips)
    Seat 7: taaffey (8303 in chips)
    Seat 8: cheloxPY (28095 in chips)
    Seat 9: Dilith (14813 in chips)
    Meewams: posts the ante 60
    CASlNO ROYAL: posts the ante 60
    simon_s199: posts the ante 60
    djgolfcan: posts the ante 60
    Zanjong: posts the ante 60
    LOCAVERO: posts the ante 60
    taaffey: posts the ante 60
    cheloxPY: posts the ante 60
    Dilith: posts the ante 60
    Zanjong: posts small blind 300
    LOCAVERO: posts big blind 600
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to djgolfcan [Ah 8h]
    taaffey: folds
    cheloxPY: folds
    Dilith: folds
    Meewams: folds
    CASlNO ROYAL: folds
    simon_s199: raises 600 to 1200
    djgolfcan: raises 8058 to 9258 and is all-in
    Zanjong: folds
    LOCAVERO: folds
    simon_s199: calls 8058
    *** FLOP *** [Th 3h Ts]
    *** TURN *** [Th 3h Ts] [4h]
    *** RIVER *** [Th 3h Ts 4h] [Ad]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    simon_s199: shows [Ac 3d] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
    djgolfcan: shows [Ah 8h] (a flush, Ace high)
    djgolfcan collected 19956 from pot
  • Looks like the divine intervention is working. :D

    Hobbes wrote: »
    Done

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  • How can this keep happening ? And I am out of this one.

    PokerStars Hand #78180625507: Tournament #566010577, $50+$5 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (200/400) - 2012/04/01 17:43:12 ET
    Table '566010577 229' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
    Seat 1: Gourmet ao (4834 in chips)
    Seat 2: fring88 (3045 in chips)
    Seat 3: w4sOn22s (14562 in chips)
    Seat 4: simple1887 (11724 in chips)
    Seat 5: jandriux (9240 in chips)
    Seat 6: Irasoln (4185 in chips)
    Seat 7: darwet (4516 in chips)
    Seat 8: rashy21 (10380 in chips)
    Seat 9: djgolfcan (5431 in chips)
    Gourmet ao: posts the ante 50
    fring88: posts the ante 50
    w4sOn22s: posts the ante 50
    simple1887: posts the ante 50
    jandriux: posts the ante 50
    Irasoln: posts the ante 50
    darwet: posts the ante 50
    rashy21: posts the ante 50
    djgolfcan: posts the ante 50
    Gourmet ao: posts small blind 200
    fring88: posts big blind 400
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to djgolfcan [Jh Jd]
    w4sOn22s: folds
    simple1887: folds
    jandriux: folds
    Irasoln: raises 3735 to 4135 and is all-in
    darwet: folds
    rashy21: folds
    djgolfcan: raises 1246 to 5381 and is all-in
    Gourmet ao: folds
    fring88: folds
    Uncalled bet (1246) returned to djgolfcan
    *** FLOP *** [Qd 6d Ks]
    *** TURN *** [Qd 6d Ks] [7c]
    *** RIVER *** [Qd 6d Ks 7c] [As]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Irasoln: shows [2c Ac] (a pair of Aces)
    djgolfcan: shows [Jh Jd] (a pair of Jacks)
    Irasoln collected 9320 from pot
  • Only the Million left.

    $25,736 - Avg: $30,771
    1266 / 2449

    Out in 2150st

    A8 < AQ me on the button, BB wakes up with AQ
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