Lol Jokerstars
How about this 3 hand sequence???
PokerStars Hand #77037521697: Tournament #530862039, $7.34+$0.66 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2012/03/11 18:38:24 ET
Table '530862039 5' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 2: Rocalmare (6908 in chips)
Seat 3: Frank Meijer (1440 in chips)
Seat 4: Gandalf63 (8886 in chips)
Seat 5: ModzillaPL (3390 in chips)
Seat 6: Laois Hammer (6146 in chips)
Seat 7: nandyele (8055 in chips)
Seat 8: ShovingRags (10779 in chips)
Seat 9: HelmuthsMo!e (7140 in chips)
Rocalmare: posts the ante 50
Frank Meijer: posts the ante 50
Gandalf63: posts the ante 50
ModzillaPL: posts the ante 50
Laois Hammer: posts the ante 50
nandyele: posts the ante 50
ShovingRags: posts the ante 50
HelmuthsMo!e: posts the ante 50
ShovingRags: posts small blind 200
HelmuthsMo!e: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HelmuthsMo!e [Js Td]
Frank Meijer said, "your lucky 5's allready twice : )"
Rocalmare: folds
Frank Meijer: folds
Gandalf63: folds
ModzillaPL: folds
Laois Hammer: raises 400 to 800
nandyele: calls 800
ShovingRags: calls 600
HelmuthsMo!e: calls 400
*** FLOP *** [Th Ts 2h]
ShovingRags: checks
HelmuthsMo!e: checks
Laois Hammer: bets 1188
nandyele: folds
ShovingRags: folds
HelmuthsMo!e: raises 2012 to 3200
Laois Hammer: raises 2096 to 5296 and is all-in
HelmuthsMo!e: calls 2096
*** TURN *** [Th Ts 2h] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [Th Ts 2h 6h] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HelmuthsMo!e: shows [Js Td] (three of a kind, Tens)
Laois Hammer: shows [Tc Ac] (three of a kind, Tens - Ace kicker)
Laois Hammer collected 14192 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 14192 | Rake 0
Board [Th Ts 2h 6h Qh]
Seat 2: Rocalmare folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Frank Meijer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Gandalf63 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ModzillaPL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Laois Hammer showed [Tc Ac] and won (14192) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 7: nandyele (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: ShovingRags (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: HelmuthsMo!e (big blind) showed [Js Td] and lost with three of a kind, Tens
PokerStars Hand #77037618955: Tournament #530862039, $7.34+$0.66 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2012/03/11 18:40:04 ET
Table '530862039 5' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 2: Rocalmare (6858 in chips)
Seat 3: Frank Meijer (1390 in chips)
Seat 4: Gandalf63 (8836 in chips)
Seat 5: ModzillaPL (3340 in chips)
Seat 6: Laois Hammer (14192 in chips)
Seat 7: nandyele (7205 in chips)
Seat 8: ShovingRags (9929 in chips)
Seat 9: HelmuthsMo!e (994 in chips)
Rocalmare: posts the ante 50
Frank Meijer: posts the ante 50
Gandalf63: posts the ante 50
ModzillaPL: posts the ante 50
Laois Hammer: posts the ante 50
nandyele: posts the ante 50
ShovingRags: posts the ante 50
HelmuthsMo!e: posts the ante 50
HelmuthsMo!e: posts small blind 200
Rocalmare: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HelmuthsMo!e [Ah 4c]
Frank Meijer: folds
Gandalf63: folds
ModzillaPL: folds
HelmuthsMo!e said, "ugh"
Laois Hammer: raises 400 to 800
nandyele: folds
ShovingRags: calls 800
HelmuthsMo!e: raises 144 to 944 and is all-in
Rocalmare: calls 544
Laois Hammer: folds
ShovingRags: calls 144
*** FLOP *** [4s 4h 8c]
Rocalmare: checks
ShovingRags: checks
*** TURN *** [4s 4h 8c] [6d]
Rocalmare: checks
ShovingRags: checks
*** RIVER *** [4s 4h 8c 6d] [4d]
Rocalmare: checks
ShovingRags: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HelmuthsMo!e: shows [Ah 4c] (four of a kind, Fours)
Rocalmare: mucks hand
HelmuthsMo!e said, "lol"
ShovingRags: mucks hand
HelmuthsMo!e collected 4032 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4032 | Rake 0
Board [4s 4h 8c 6d 4d]
Seat 2: Rocalmare (big blind) mucked [Qh Jh]
Seat 3: Frank Meijer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Gandalf63 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ModzillaPL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Laois Hammer folded before Flop
Seat 7: nandyele folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: ShovingRags (button) mucked [Qd 9d]
Seat 9: HelmuthsMo!e (small blind) showed [Ah 4c] and won (4032) with four of a kind, Fours
Skip one and boom.
PokerStars Hand #77037751833: Tournament #530862039, $7.34+$0.66 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level X (300/600) - 2012/03/11 18:42:23 ET
Table '530862039 5' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Alex123436 (2285 in chips)
Seat 2: Rocalmare (5614 in chips)
Seat 4: Gandalf63 (8736 in chips)
Seat 5: ModzillaPL (3240 in chips)
Seat 6: Laois Hammer (13292 in chips)
Seat 7: nandyele (2371 in chips)
Seat 8: ShovingRags (15509 in chips)
Seat 9: HelmuthsMo!e (3982 in chips)
Alex123436: posts the ante 50
Rocalmare: posts the ante 50
Gandalf63: posts the ante 50
ModzillaPL: posts the ante 50
Laois Hammer: posts the ante 50
nandyele: posts the ante 50
ShovingRags: posts the ante 50
HelmuthsMo!e: posts the ante 50
Gandalf63: posts small blind 300
ModzillaPL: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HelmuthsMo!e [5d 5c]
Laois Hammer: folds
nandyele: raises 1721 to 2321 and is all-in
ShovingRags: folds
HelmuthsMo!e: raises 1611 to 3932 and is all-in
Alex123436: folds
Rocalmare: folds
Gandalf63: folds
ModzillaPL: folds
Uncalled bet (1611) returned to HelmuthsMo!e
*** FLOP *** [5h 5s 9s]
*** TURN *** [5h 5s 9s] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [5h 5s 9s 4s] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nandyele: shows (two pair, Aces and Fives)
HelmuthsMo!e: shows [5d 5c] (four of a kind, Fives)
HelmuthsMo!e said, "LOL"
HelmuthsMo!e collected 5942 from pot
nandyele finished the tournament in 39th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5942 | Rake 0
Board [5h 5s 9s 4s Ah]
Seat 1: Alex123436 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Rocalmare (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Gandalf63 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: ModzillaPL (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Laois Hammer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: nandyele showed and lost with two pair, Aces and Fives
Seat 8: ShovingRags folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: HelmuthsMo!e showed [5d 5c] and won (5942) with four of a kind, Fives
And then a few hands later in true stars fashion.
PokerStars Hand #77038349220: Tournament #530862039, $7.34+$0.66 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (500/1000) - 2012/03/11 18:52:58 ET
Table '530862039 5' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: Rocalmare (11828 in chips)
Seat 3: andsaq (9454 in chips)
Seat 4: Gandalf63 (5136 in chips)
Seat 5: kasin (13016 in chips)
Seat 6: Laois Hammer (16917 in chips)
Seat 7: gselby (5498 in chips)
Seat 8: ShovingRags (12310 in chips)
Seat 9: HelmuthsMo!e (4103 in chips)
Rocalmare: posts the ante 100
andsaq: posts the ante 100
Gandalf63: posts the ante 100
kasin: posts the ante 100
Laois Hammer: posts the ante 100
gselby: posts the ante 100
ShovingRags: posts the ante 100
HelmuthsMo!e: posts the ante 100
Gandalf63: posts small blind 500
kasin: posts big blind 1000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HelmuthsMo!e [Ac Ah]
Laois Hammer: raises 1000 to 2000
gselby: folds
ShovingRags: folds
HelmuthsMo!e: raises 2003 to 4003 and is all-in
Rocalmare: folds
andsaq: folds
Gandalf63: folds
kasin: folds
Laois Hammer: calls 2003
*** FLOP *** [Ts 2h Jc]
*** TURN *** [Ts 2h Jc] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 2h Jc 9d] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Laois Hammer: shows [Kh Qs] (a straight, Nine to King)
HelmuthsMo!e: shows [Ac Ah] (a pair of Aces)
Laois Hammer collected 10306 from pot
HelmuthsMo!e finished the tournament in 24th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10306 | Rake 0
Board [Ts 2h Jc 9d Ks]
Seat 2: Rocalmare folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: andsaq (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Gandalf63 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: kasin (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Laois Hammer showed [Kh Qs] and won (10306) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 7: gselby folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: ShovingRags folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: HelmuthsMo!e showed [Ac Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
PokerStars Hand #77037521697: Tournament #530862039, $7.34+$0.66 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2012/03/11 18:38:24 ET
Table '530862039 5' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 2: Rocalmare (6908 in chips)
Seat 3: Frank Meijer (1440 in chips)
Seat 4: Gandalf63 (8886 in chips)
Seat 5: ModzillaPL (3390 in chips)
Seat 6: Laois Hammer (6146 in chips)
Seat 7: nandyele (8055 in chips)
Seat 8: ShovingRags (10779 in chips)
Seat 9: HelmuthsMo!e (7140 in chips)
Rocalmare: posts the ante 50
Frank Meijer: posts the ante 50
Gandalf63: posts the ante 50
ModzillaPL: posts the ante 50
Laois Hammer: posts the ante 50
nandyele: posts the ante 50
ShovingRags: posts the ante 50
HelmuthsMo!e: posts the ante 50
ShovingRags: posts small blind 200
HelmuthsMo!e: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HelmuthsMo!e [Js Td]
Frank Meijer said, "your lucky 5's allready twice : )"
Rocalmare: folds
Frank Meijer: folds
Gandalf63: folds
ModzillaPL: folds
Laois Hammer: raises 400 to 800
nandyele: calls 800
ShovingRags: calls 600
HelmuthsMo!e: calls 400
*** FLOP *** [Th Ts 2h]
ShovingRags: checks
HelmuthsMo!e: checks
Laois Hammer: bets 1188
nandyele: folds
ShovingRags: folds
HelmuthsMo!e: raises 2012 to 3200
Laois Hammer: raises 2096 to 5296 and is all-in
HelmuthsMo!e: calls 2096
*** TURN *** [Th Ts 2h] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [Th Ts 2h 6h] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HelmuthsMo!e: shows [Js Td] (three of a kind, Tens)
Laois Hammer: shows [Tc Ac] (three of a kind, Tens - Ace kicker)
Laois Hammer collected 14192 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 14192 | Rake 0
Board [Th Ts 2h 6h Qh]
Seat 2: Rocalmare folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Frank Meijer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Gandalf63 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ModzillaPL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Laois Hammer showed [Tc Ac] and won (14192) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 7: nandyele (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: ShovingRags (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: HelmuthsMo!e (big blind) showed [Js Td] and lost with three of a kind, Tens
PokerStars Hand #77037618955: Tournament #530862039, $7.34+$0.66 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2012/03/11 18:40:04 ET
Table '530862039 5' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 2: Rocalmare (6858 in chips)
Seat 3: Frank Meijer (1390 in chips)
Seat 4: Gandalf63 (8836 in chips)
Seat 5: ModzillaPL (3340 in chips)
Seat 6: Laois Hammer (14192 in chips)
Seat 7: nandyele (7205 in chips)
Seat 8: ShovingRags (9929 in chips)
Seat 9: HelmuthsMo!e (994 in chips)
Rocalmare: posts the ante 50
Frank Meijer: posts the ante 50
Gandalf63: posts the ante 50
ModzillaPL: posts the ante 50
Laois Hammer: posts the ante 50
nandyele: posts the ante 50
ShovingRags: posts the ante 50
HelmuthsMo!e: posts the ante 50
HelmuthsMo!e: posts small blind 200
Rocalmare: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HelmuthsMo!e [Ah 4c]
Frank Meijer: folds
Gandalf63: folds
ModzillaPL: folds
HelmuthsMo!e said, "ugh"
Laois Hammer: raises 400 to 800
nandyele: folds
ShovingRags: calls 800
HelmuthsMo!e: raises 144 to 944 and is all-in
Rocalmare: calls 544
Laois Hammer: folds
ShovingRags: calls 144
*** FLOP *** [4s 4h 8c]
Rocalmare: checks
ShovingRags: checks
*** TURN *** [4s 4h 8c] [6d]
Rocalmare: checks
ShovingRags: checks
*** RIVER *** [4s 4h 8c 6d] [4d]
Rocalmare: checks
ShovingRags: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HelmuthsMo!e: shows [Ah 4c] (four of a kind, Fours)
Rocalmare: mucks hand
HelmuthsMo!e said, "lol"
ShovingRags: mucks hand
HelmuthsMo!e collected 4032 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4032 | Rake 0
Board [4s 4h 8c 6d 4d]
Seat 2: Rocalmare (big blind) mucked [Qh Jh]
Seat 3: Frank Meijer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Gandalf63 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ModzillaPL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Laois Hammer folded before Flop
Seat 7: nandyele folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: ShovingRags (button) mucked [Qd 9d]
Seat 9: HelmuthsMo!e (small blind) showed [Ah 4c] and won (4032) with four of a kind, Fours
Skip one and boom.
PokerStars Hand #77037751833: Tournament #530862039, $7.34+$0.66 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level X (300/600) - 2012/03/11 18:42:23 ET
Table '530862039 5' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Alex123436 (2285 in chips)
Seat 2: Rocalmare (5614 in chips)
Seat 4: Gandalf63 (8736 in chips)
Seat 5: ModzillaPL (3240 in chips)
Seat 6: Laois Hammer (13292 in chips)
Seat 7: nandyele (2371 in chips)
Seat 8: ShovingRags (15509 in chips)
Seat 9: HelmuthsMo!e (3982 in chips)
Alex123436: posts the ante 50
Rocalmare: posts the ante 50
Gandalf63: posts the ante 50
ModzillaPL: posts the ante 50
Laois Hammer: posts the ante 50
nandyele: posts the ante 50
ShovingRags: posts the ante 50
HelmuthsMo!e: posts the ante 50
Gandalf63: posts small blind 300
ModzillaPL: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HelmuthsMo!e [5d 5c]
Laois Hammer: folds
nandyele: raises 1721 to 2321 and is all-in
ShovingRags: folds
HelmuthsMo!e: raises 1611 to 3932 and is all-in
Alex123436: folds
Rocalmare: folds
Gandalf63: folds
ModzillaPL: folds
Uncalled bet (1611) returned to HelmuthsMo!e
*** FLOP *** [5h 5s 9s]
*** TURN *** [5h 5s 9s] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [5h 5s 9s 4s] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nandyele: shows (two pair, Aces and Fives)
HelmuthsMo!e: shows [5d 5c] (four of a kind, Fives)
HelmuthsMo!e said, "LOL"
HelmuthsMo!e collected 5942 from pot
nandyele finished the tournament in 39th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5942 | Rake 0
Board [5h 5s 9s 4s Ah]
Seat 1: Alex123436 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Rocalmare (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Gandalf63 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: ModzillaPL (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Laois Hammer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: nandyele showed and lost with two pair, Aces and Fives
Seat 8: ShovingRags folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: HelmuthsMo!e showed [5d 5c] and won (5942) with four of a kind, Fives
And then a few hands later in true stars fashion.
PokerStars Hand #77038349220: Tournament #530862039, $7.34+$0.66 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (500/1000) - 2012/03/11 18:52:58 ET
Table '530862039 5' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: Rocalmare (11828 in chips)
Seat 3: andsaq (9454 in chips)
Seat 4: Gandalf63 (5136 in chips)
Seat 5: kasin (13016 in chips)
Seat 6: Laois Hammer (16917 in chips)
Seat 7: gselby (5498 in chips)
Seat 8: ShovingRags (12310 in chips)
Seat 9: HelmuthsMo!e (4103 in chips)
Rocalmare: posts the ante 100
andsaq: posts the ante 100
Gandalf63: posts the ante 100
kasin: posts the ante 100
Laois Hammer: posts the ante 100
gselby: posts the ante 100
ShovingRags: posts the ante 100
HelmuthsMo!e: posts the ante 100
Gandalf63: posts small blind 500
kasin: posts big blind 1000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HelmuthsMo!e [Ac Ah]
Laois Hammer: raises 1000 to 2000
gselby: folds
ShovingRags: folds
HelmuthsMo!e: raises 2003 to 4003 and is all-in
Rocalmare: folds
andsaq: folds
Gandalf63: folds
kasin: folds
Laois Hammer: calls 2003
*** FLOP *** [Ts 2h Jc]
*** TURN *** [Ts 2h Jc] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 2h Jc 9d] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Laois Hammer: shows [Kh Qs] (a straight, Nine to King)
HelmuthsMo!e: shows [Ac Ah] (a pair of Aces)
Laois Hammer collected 10306 from pot
HelmuthsMo!e finished the tournament in 24th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10306 | Rake 0
Board [Ts 2h Jc 9d Ks]
Seat 2: Rocalmare folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: andsaq (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Gandalf63 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: kasin (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Laois Hammer showed [Kh Qs] and won (10306) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 7: gselby folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: ShovingRags folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: HelmuthsMo!e showed [Ac Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Comments
Probably cause I was paying more attention to Hobbes and GTA.
we should figure this out asap!
It was most certainly 10 mins and 35 secs worth of hands. How many is that? And how much coffee in a Timmies XXL?
Thats better, Now i understand!
Thats UL man!
:bs:
Well it was UL then L then L .........................then UL.
PokerStars Hand #77101617219: Tournament #531501202, $7.34+$0.66 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2012/03/12 23:11:16 ET
Table '531501202 18' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: I GRIND THIS (1325 in chips)
Seat 2: TedyKGB88 (1710 in chips)
Seat 3: HelmuthsMo!e (4030 in chips)
Seat 4: Pblais55 (839 in chips)
Seat 5: swindler57 (2110 in chips)
Seat 6: murguerito (2861 in chips)
Seat 7: Mr. Dimmer (1087 in chips)
Seat 8: Riddleoflife (887 in chips)
Seat 9: kebab16 (1163 in chips)
HelmuthsMo!e: posts small blind 75
Pblais55: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HelmuthsMo!e [As Ad]
HelmuthsMo!e said, "good fold me"
swindler57: folds
murguerito: folds
Mr. Dimmer: folds
Riddleoflife: raises 737 to 887 and is all-in
kebab16: raises 276 to 1163 and is all-in
I GRIND THIS: folds
TedyKGB88: folds
HelmuthsMo!e: raises 737 to 1900
Pblais55: calls 689 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (737) returned to HelmuthsMo!e
*** FLOP *** [6s Th 7d]
swindler57 is disconnected
*** TURN *** [6s Th 7d] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [6s Th 7d 3h] [3d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HelmuthsMo!e: shows [As Ad] (two pair, Aces and Threes)
kebab16: shows [3s 3c] (four of a kind, Threes)
kebab16 collected 552 from side pot-2
Riddleoflife: shows [Qh Jh] (a pair of Threes)
kebab16 collected 144 from side pot-1
Pblais55: shows [8c Ac] (a pair of Threes)
kebab16 collected 3356 from main pot
Riddleoflife finished the tournament in 98th place
Pblais55 finished the tournament in 99th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4052 Main pot 3356. Side pot-1 144. Side pot-2 552. | Rake 0
Board [6s Th 7d 3h 3d]
Seat 1: I GRIND THIS folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: TedyKGB88 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: HelmuthsMo!e (small blind) showed [As Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Threes
Seat 4: Pblais55 (big blind) showed [8c Ac] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 5: swindler57 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: murguerito folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Mr. Dimmer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Riddleoflife showed [Qh Jh] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 9: kebab16 showed [3s 3c] and won (4052) with four of a kind, Threes
Losing 4 way aipf with AA, yes standard.
Always losing 4 way aipf with AA to second highest stack is getting motherfucking annoying.