Why ?

djgolfcan

This idiot starts shoving all in every hand. Must have had somewhere to go.

PokerStars Hand #76762131960: Tournament #563010422, $5.00+$0.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (600/1200) - 2012/03/06 16:30:32 ET
Table '563010422 50' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: maclaut969 (39097 in chips)
Seat 2: rustyruss161 (55904 in chips)
Seat 3: $Big|Ger1.de (5832 in chips)
Seat 4: marmitethcat (26793 in chips)
Seat 5: voice_aa77 (59980 in chips)
Seat 7: dave_foeh (10693 in chips)
Seat 8: djgolfcan (15524 in chips)
Seat 9: Dmitriy77728 (51346 in chips)
maclaut969: posts the ante 125
rustyruss161: posts the ante 125
$Big|Ger1.de: posts the ante 125
marmitethcat: posts the ante 125
voice_aa77: posts the ante 125
dave_foeh: posts the ante 125
djgolfcan: posts the ante 125
Dmitriy77728: posts the ante 125
$Big|Ger1.de: posts small blind 600
marmitethcat: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to djgolfcan [Qs Qd]
voice_aa77: folds
dave_foeh: folds
djgolfcan: raises 1200 to 2400
Dmitriy77728: raises 48821 to 51221 and is all-in
maclaut969: folds
rustyruss161: folds
$Big|Ger1.de: folds
marmitethcat: folds
djgolfcan: calls 12999 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (35822) returned to Dmitriy77728
*** FLOP *** [Ac 2c Kd]
*** TURN *** [Ac 2c Kd] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [Ac 2c Kd 5s] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
djgolfcan: shows [Qs Qd] (a pair of Queens)
Dmitriy77728: shows [Ah 6c] (a pair of Aces)
Dmitriy77728 collected 33598 from pot
djgolfcan finished the tournament in 283rd place and received $11.25.

Hobbes

cause he's Russian?

Macke

Hobbes wrote: »

cause he's Russian

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Pinko

betrthanphil

why not?

Cerberus

'cause you stole his milk money when you went to elementary school, you stole his friends in junior high, you stole his girlfriend in college, you beat him out for that job at the condom factory and, of course, aliens.


Also, (insert clip of Worm asking "Yeah, what'd I ever do to that guy?" and Mike responding "You fucked his mother.")