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pokerstars donation plz

UnknownUnknown
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Hi, im playing on pokerstars since 4 years without real money and im now ready to play with some real money but my problem is that i dont have money to play with :(
So plz be generous and give me a little bit of money to start me off and i will be the hapiest man on hearth!

Thank You! pokerstars ID: darlinet
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  • UnknownUnknown
    credit card numbers pm'd
  • Hellmuth's MoleHellmuth's Mole
    I'm heading out to sell some blood/sperm/kidney whatever it takes to make you hapy.

    Please forward address to send the money to.....I don't know where hearth is.
  • STR82ACESTR82ACE
    darlinet wrote: »
    Hi, im playing on pokerstars since 4 years without real money and im now ready to play with some real money but my problem is that i dont have money to play with :(
    So plz be generous and give me a little bit of money to start me off and i will be the hapiest man on hearth!

    Thank You! pokerstars ID: darlinet

    Bolded = FAIL!
  • UnknownUnknown
    no ones donate? :(
  • betrthanphilbetrthanphil
    cant afford a hobby dont do it lol Thats what I tell yoda when he asked for money for that greeeeeeen stuff :P
  • UnknownUnknown
    betrthanphil wrote: »
    cant afford a hobby dont do it lol Thats what I tell yoda when he asked for money for that greeeeeeen stuff :P
    its okay your mom gave it to me....???
  • betrthanphilbetrthanphil
    offside!!!! but I highly doubt it cause she usually asks me for it :P
  • UnknownUnknown
    dosnt have to be a BIG donate... you can give just a little bit plz :s
  • HobbesHobbes
    Please post a screen shot of your cashier screen so that I know you need $
  • MiloMilo
    darlinet wrote: »
    Hi, im playing on pokerstars since 4 years without real money and im now ready to play with some real money but my problem is that i dont have money to play with :(
    So plz be generous and give me a little bit of money to start me off and i will be the hapiest man on hearth!

    Thank You! pokerstars ID: darlinet

    Cannot be a married guy, amirite? :o
  • MackeMacke
    Hellmuth's Mole wrote: »
    I'm heading out to sell some blood/sperm/kidney whatever it takes to make you hapy.

    Please forward address to send the money to.....I don't know where hearth is.

    How much money is in Sperm donation?

    To TC I'll give you a dollar if you can beat me heads up.
  • UnknownUnknown
    plz can i have donation? :(
  • betrthanphilbetrthanphil
    get a job?
  • compueasecompuease Admin
    Ok, enough of you jokesters making light of our newest member...

    As a forum we can probably help you. Our normal requirements prior to gifting you a free starting bankroll are as follows.

    If you have a mom under 35, please post pics.

    If you have a sister over 18, please post pics.

    If neither please post pic of yourself holding up a sign saying "PFC Rocks!"


    These are pretty standard requirements and have been used to assist many new members.

    Signed: Your friendly Forum Super Moderator.
  • betrthanphilbetrthanphil
    lmao this wins!!!!! hahaha
  • MackeMacke
    Do I still count as new?

    Can I post a pic of my mom WHEN she was under 35 for some cash?
  • JohnnieHJohnnieH
    Welcome back HVEE!
  • jontmjontm
    I'll post the link to pornhub to watch the hammer smash.
  • wildbill7145wildbill7145
    You guys looked too eager and scared him/her off. We seem to have a track record for losing beggars pretty quick 'round here.
  • compueasecompuease Admin
    I go out for a couple of hours and I see you scared the poor guy away.. And here I thought we could help...>:D
  • kwstevekwsteve
    lol too funny
  • CerberusCerberus
    jontm wrote: »
    I'll post the link to pornhub to watch the hammer smash.

    Dare I ask...?
  • DuchDuch
    Google: Selling pokerstars playmoney.

    Get your way to 100k play money ++ and sell it for real cash.

    When i was under 18 this is the way i was getting Real money. First 100k is a bitch but after its kinda easy with big sitngo.
  • UnknownUnknown
    wow... over 200 view a no ones gave me a little bit of money... cmon guys
  • compueasecompuease Admin
    darlinet wrote: »
    wow... over 200 view a no ones gave me a little bit of money... cmon guys

    Didn't you see my post? Seriously... I am here to help.
  • jontmjontm
    Let me google that for you
  • UnknownUnknown
    so nobody can be generous here?
  • compueasecompuease Admin
    compuease wrote: »
    Ok, enough of you jokesters making light of our newest member...

    As a forum we can probably help you. Our normal requirements prior to gifting you a free starting bankroll are as follows.

    If you have a mom under 35, please post pics.

    If you have a sister over 18, please post pics.

    If neither please post pic of yourself holding up a sign saying "PFC Rocks!"


    These are pretty standard requirements and have been used to assist many new members.

    Signed: Your friendly Forum Super Moderator.
    darlinet wrote: »
    so nobody can be generous here?

    Not sure why you can't follow requirements as I outlined. Once completed several of us can help.
  • MackeMacke
    My question hasn't been answered yet
  • compueasecompuease Admin
    Macke wrote: »
    My question hasn't been answered yet

    Don't thread jack on our newest potential member....
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