Riding Lawn Mower - FOR SALE !!!

My Wife always wanted a riding lawn mower.

She works all day and was always tired when she came home from work and
thought that a riding lawn mower would help her get the yard work done
quicker so she would have more time for the chores inside the house.

SO, being the handy sort of guy that I am, I made her a riding lawn
mower.

I guess I thought she would squeal with delight or something and give me
a big hug.

To this day I have never been able to understand
why some women are so hard to please .

P.S. I can see out of my left eye pretty good now and should be able to
leave the hospital sometime next week!

Comments

  • I have figured out your wife is right-handed.

    THATS THE ISSUE!!
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