I'm so tilted I can't see straight

djgolfcan

These are the three last hands I played, out of four hands.

Full Tilt Poker Game #29345170183: $40,000 Guarantee (227985315), Table 64 - 250/500 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:52:11 ET - 2011/03/25
Seat 1: 1SickInDaHead1 (4,355)
Seat 2: 70M473 (25,922)
Seat 3: Aneris (35,141)
Seat 4: ScoopAndStack (16,978)
Seat 5: this is punny (22,692)
Seat 6: dufferdevon (5,967)
Seat 7: PokerQueenLady (11,116)
Seat 8: dadams588 (17,991)
Seat 9: pedrohennn (3,127)
1SickInDaHead1 antes 50
70M473 antes 50
Aneris antes 50
ScoopAndStack antes 50
this is punny antes 50
dufferdevon antes 50
PokerQueenLady antes 50
dadams588 antes 50
pedrohennn antes 50
1SickInDaHead1 posts the small blind of 250
70M473 posts the big blind of 500
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dufferdevon [Ts Th]
Aneris folds
ScoopAndStack folds
this is punny folds
dufferdevon raises to 5,917, and is all in
PokerQueenLady has 15 seconds left to act
Full Tilt Poker Game #29345135823: $40,000 Guarantee (227985315), Table 64 - 200/400 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:50:43 ET - 2011/03/25
Seat 1: 1SickInDaHead1 (4,955)
Seat 2: 70M473 (26,022)
Seat 3: Aneris (34,041)
Seat 4: ScoopAndStack (17,078)
Seat 5: this is punny (22,792)
Seat 6: dufferdevon (11,125)
Seat 7: PokerQueenLady (5,108)
Seat 8: dadams588 (18,291)
Seat 9: pedrohennn (3,877)
1SickInDaHead1 antes 50
70M473 antes 50
Aneris antes 50
ScoopAndStack antes 50
this is punny antes 50
dufferdevon antes 50
PokerQueenLady antes 50
dadams588 antes 50
pedrohennn antes 50
dadams588 posts the small blind of 200
pedrohennn posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dufferdevon [Kc Ah]
1SickInDaHead1 folds
70M473 folds
Aneris folds
ScoopAndStack folds
this is punny has 15 seconds left to act
this is punny folds
dufferdevon raises to 1,000
PokerQueenLady raises to 5,058, and is all in
dadams588 folds
pedrohennn folds
dufferdevon calls 4,058
PokerQueenLady shows [Ad 3d]
dufferdevon shows [Kc Ah]
*** FLOP *** [8c Js 4h]
*** TURN *** [8c Js 4h] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [8c Js 4h 3c] [Jc]
PokerQueenLady shows two pair, Jacks and Threes
dufferdevon shows a pair of Jacks
PokerQueenLady wins the pot (11,166) with two pair, Jacks and Threes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 11,166 | Rake 0
Board: [8c Js 4h 3c Jc]
Seat 1: 1SickInDaHead1 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: 70M473 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Aneris folded before the Flop
Seat 4: ScoopAndStack folded before the Flop
Seat 5: this is punny folded before the Flop
Seat 6: dufferdevon showed [Kc Ah] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 7: PokerQueenLady (button) showed [Ad 3d] and won (11,166) with two pair, Jacks and Threes
Seat 8: dadams588 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: pedrohennn (big blind) folded before the Flop

PokerQueenLady folds
dadams588 folds
pedrohennn calls 3,077, and is all in
1SickInDaHead1 folds
70M473 folds
dufferdevon shows [Ts Th]
pedrohennn shows [Kh Kd]
Uncalled bet of 2,840 returned to dufferdevon
*** FLOP *** [Jh 6d 9c]
*** TURN *** [Jh 6d 9c] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 6d 9c 7s] [6s]
dufferdevon shows two pair, Tens and Sixes
pedrohennn shows two pair, Kings and Sixes
pedrohennn wins the pot (7,354) with two pair, Kings and Sixes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7,354 | Rake 0
Board: [Jh 6d 9c 7s 6s]
Seat 1: 1SickInDaHead1 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: 70M473 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Aneris folded before the Flop
Seat 4: ScoopAndStack folded before the Flop
Seat 5: this is punny folded before the Flop
Seat 6: dufferdevon showed [Ts Th] and lost with two pair, Tens and Sixes
Seat 7: PokerQueenLady folded before the Flop
Seat 8: dadams588 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: pedrohennn (button) showed [Kh Kd] and won (7,354) with two pair, Kings and Sixes

Full Tilt Poker Game #29345188682: $40,000 Guarantee (227985315), Table 64 - 250/500 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:52:58 ET - 2011/03/25
Seat 1: 1SickInDaHead1 (4,055)
Seat 2: 70M473 (25,372)
Seat 3: Aneris (35,091)
Seat 4: ScoopAndStack (16,928)
Seat 5: this is punny (22,642)
Seat 6: dufferdevon (2,840)
Seat 7: PokerQueenLady (11,066)
Seat 8: dadams588 (17,941)
Seat 9: pedrohennn (7,354)
1SickInDaHead1 antes 50
70M473 antes 50
Aneris antes 50
ScoopAndStack antes 50
this is punny antes 50
dufferdevon antes 50
PokerQueenLady antes 50
dadams588 antes 50
pedrohennn antes 50
70M473 posts the small blind of 250
Aneris posts the big blind of 500
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dufferdevon [As Ad]
ScoopAndStack folds
this is punny raises to 1,000
dufferdevon raises to 2,790, and is all in
PokerQueenLady folds
dadams588 folds
pedrohennn folds
1SickInDaHead1 folds
70M473 has 15 seconds left to act
70M473 folds
Aneris has 15 seconds left to act
Aneris raises to 4,580
this is punny has 15 seconds left to act
this is punny folds
Aneris shows [Jc Jd]
dufferdevon shows [As Ad]
dufferdevon: cant wait ot see how i'm beat this time
Uncalled bet of 1,790 returned to Aneris
*** FLOP *** [4c 5s 5h]
*** TURN *** [4c 5s 5h] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [4c 5s 5h 8s] [Js]
Aneris shows a full house, Jacks full of Fives
dufferdevon shows two pair, Aces and Fives
Aneris wins the pot (7,280) with a full house, Jacks full of Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7,280 | Rake 0
Board: [4c 5s 5h 8s Js]
Seat 1: 1SickInDaHead1 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: 70M473 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Aneris (big blind) showed [Jc Jd] and won (7,280) with a full house, Jacks full of Fives
Seat 4: ScoopAndStack folded before the Flop
Seat 5: this is punny folded before the Flop
Seat 6: dufferdevon showed [As Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fives
Seat 7: PokerQueenLady folded before the Flop
Seat 8: dadams588 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: pedrohennn folded before the Flop

GTA Poker

djgolfcan wrote: »

These are the three last hands I played, out of four hands.

Full Tilt Poker Game #29345170183: $40,000 Guarantee (227985315), Table 64 - 250/500 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:52:11 ET - 2011/03/25
Seat 1: 1SickInDaHead1 (4,355)
Seat 2: 70M473 (25,922)
Seat 3: Aneris (35,141)
Seat 4: ScoopAndStack (16,978)
Seat 5: this is punny (22,692)
Seat 6: dufferdevon (5,967)
Seat 7: PokerQueenLady (11,116)
Seat 8: dadams588 (17,991)
Seat 9: pedrohennn (3,127)
1SickInDaHead1 antes 50
70M473 antes 50
Aneris antes 50
ScoopAndStack antes 50
this is punny antes 50
dufferdevon antes 50
PokerQueenLady antes 50
dadams588 antes 50
pedrohennn antes 50
1SickInDaHead1 posts the small blind of 250
70M473 posts the big blind of 500
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dufferdevon [Ts Th]
Aneris folds
ScoopAndStack folds
this is punny folds
dufferdevon raises to 5,917, and is all in
PokerQueenLady has 15 seconds left to act
Full Tilt Poker Game #29345135823: $40,000 Guarantee (227985315), Table 64 - 200/400 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:50:43 ET - 2011/03/25
Seat 1: 1SickInDaHead1 (4,955)
Seat 2: 70M473 (26,022)
Seat 3: Aneris (34,041)
Seat 4: ScoopAndStack (17,078)
Seat 5: this is punny (22,792)
Seat 6: dufferdevon (11,125)
Seat 7: PokerQueenLady (5,108)
Seat 8: dadams588 (18,291)
Seat 9: pedrohennn (3,877)
1SickInDaHead1 antes 50
70M473 antes 50
Aneris antes 50
ScoopAndStack antes 50
this is punny antes 50
dufferdevon antes 50
PokerQueenLady antes 50
dadams588 antes 50
pedrohennn antes 50
dadams588 posts the small blind of 200
pedrohennn posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dufferdevon [Kc Ah]
1SickInDaHead1 folds
70M473 folds
Aneris folds
ScoopAndStack folds
this is punny has 15 seconds left to act
this is punny folds
dufferdevon raises to 1,000
PokerQueenLady raises to 5,058, and is all in
dadams588 folds
pedrohennn folds
dufferdevon calls 4,058
PokerQueenLady shows [Ad 3d]
dufferdevon shows [Kc Ah]
*** FLOP *** [8c Js 4h]
*** TURN *** [8c Js 4h] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [8c Js 4h 3c] [Jc]
PokerQueenLady shows two pair, Jacks and Threes
dufferdevon shows a pair of Jacks
PokerQueenLady wins the pot (11,166) with two pair, Jacks and Threes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 11,166 | Rake 0
Board: [8c Js 4h 3c Jc]
Seat 1: 1SickInDaHead1 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: 70M473 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Aneris folded before the Flop
Seat 4: ScoopAndStack folded before the Flop
Seat 5: this is punny folded before the Flop
Seat 6: dufferdevon showed [Kc Ah] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 7: PokerQueenLady (button) showed [Ad 3d] and won (11,166) with two pair, Jacks and Threes
Seat 8: dadams588 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: pedrohennn (big blind) folded before the Flop

PokerQueenLady folds
dadams588 folds
pedrohennn calls 3,077, and is all in
1SickInDaHead1 folds
70M473 folds
dufferdevon shows [Ts Th]
pedrohennn shows [Kh Kd]
Uncalled bet of 2,840 returned to dufferdevon
*** FLOP *** [Jh 6d 9c]
*** TURN *** [Jh 6d 9c] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 6d 9c 7s] [6s]
dufferdevon shows two pair, Tens and Sixes
pedrohennn shows two pair, Kings and Sixes
pedrohennn wins the pot (7,354) with two pair, Kings and Sixes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7,354 | Rake 0
Board: [Jh 6d 9c 7s 6s]
Seat 1: 1SickInDaHead1 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: 70M473 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Aneris folded before the Flop
Seat 4: ScoopAndStack folded before the Flop
Seat 5: this is punny folded before the Flop
Seat 6: dufferdevon showed [Ts Th] and lost with two pair, Tens and Sixes
Seat 7: PokerQueenLady folded before the Flop
Seat 8: dadams588 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: pedrohennn (button) showed [Kh Kd] and won (7,354) with two pair, Kings and Sixes

Full Tilt Poker Game #29345188682: $40,000 Guarantee (227985315), Table 64 - 250/500 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:52:58 ET - 2011/03/25
Seat 1: 1SickInDaHead1 (4,055)
Seat 2: 70M473 (25,372)
Seat 3: Aneris (35,091)
Seat 4: ScoopAndStack (16,928)
Seat 5: this is punny (22,642)
Seat 6: dufferdevon (2,840)
Seat 7: PokerQueenLady (11,066)
Seat 8: dadams588 (17,941)
Seat 9: pedrohennn (7,354)
1SickInDaHead1 antes 50
70M473 antes 50
Aneris antes 50
ScoopAndStack antes 50
this is punny antes 50
dufferdevon antes 50
PokerQueenLady antes 50
dadams588 antes 50
pedrohennn antes 50
70M473 posts the small blind of 250
Aneris posts the big blind of 500
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dufferdevon [As Ad]
ScoopAndStack folds
this is punny raises to 1,000
dufferdevon raises to 2,790, and is all in
PokerQueenLady folds
dadams588 folds
pedrohennn folds
1SickInDaHead1 folds
70M473 has 15 seconds left to act
70M473 folds
Aneris has 15 seconds left to act
Aneris raises to 4,580
this is punny has 15 seconds left to act
this is punny folds
Aneris shows [Jc Jd]
dufferdevon shows [As Ad]
dufferdevon: cant wait ot see how i'm beat this time
Uncalled bet of 1,790 returned to Aneris
*** FLOP *** [4c 5s 5h]
*** TURN *** [4c 5s 5h] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [4c 5s 5h 8s] [Js]
Aneris shows a full house, Jacks full of Fives
dufferdevon shows two pair, Aces and Fives
Aneris wins the pot (7,280) with a full house, Jacks full of Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7,280 | Rake 0
Board: [4c 5s 5h 8s Js]
Seat 1: 1SickInDaHead1 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: 70M473 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Aneris (big blind) showed [Jc Jd] and won (7,280) with a full house, Jacks full of Fives
Seat 4: ScoopAndStack folded before the Flop
Seat 5: this is punny folded before the Flop
Seat 6: dufferdevon showed [As Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fives
Seat 7: PokerQueenLady folded before the Flop
Seat 8: dadams588 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: pedrohennn folded before the Flop

try PLO you'll kill yourself

westside8

Please use a hand converter...or at least so that that hands are clearly separated and not pasted within each other

Milo

Jeez, I warned you about FTP, didn't I?

Sorry, Devon, but when the net is wide open, someone has to take the shot . . .

Cerberus

Milo wrote: »

Jeez, I warned you about FTP, didn't I?

Sorry, Devon, but when the net is wide open, someone has to take the shot . . .

Unless they play for the Leafs.

Milo

They traded Kaberle

ConfusedONE

GTA Poker wrote: »

try PLO you'll kill yourself

true dat