Apparently the 1st baseman threw the ball to the stands.
This insprired the Top 10 on Sportscentre today. The full footage of the kid and the people beside him being assholes is pretty funny. Best line about the whole thing was the guy on SC saying "And the Texas Rangers show that they follow my motto for parenting: give the kid anything they want as long as the tears stop."
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the potty
a little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up.
The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 15 seconds or so, he puts the book down, grips onto the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of his head with his right hand.
His mother says: "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a while."
billy says: "i'm fine, mommy. I just haven't gone potty' yet."
mother says: "ok, you can stay there a few more minutes, but, billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"
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then I was like "waitaminute..., I wouldn't like to get assaulted handcuffed and shot just for being a model, that would suck <.<"
Edit: kinda like my trip to universal studios when I realised the armaggeddon ride was about filming a scene where we all got hit by a huge meteor lol
Edit2: That could've been disneyland paris...I forget
bobcat Goldthwaite FTW. crazy man and this is for real
Thanks, I didn't even know he was directing just remember the old standup of course.
"Well played Mayans...well played,"
If they're not on your dick, they're in your wallet.
'If you ask someone how they're doing and they reply "Great!", that person's a fucking liar and has ten times more problems than you.'
Apparently the 1st baseman threw the ball to the stands.
This insprired the Top 10 on Sportscentre today. The full footage of the kid and the people beside him being assholes is pretty funny. Best line about the whole thing was the guy on SC saying "And the Texas Rangers show that they follow my motto for parenting: give the kid anything they want as long as the tears stop."
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Nice piece.
DO NOT bring this joke up within ear shot of your significant other and her sister when you are on the phone with a buddy.
:arghh:
Speaking from experience?
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we have to wait until July 20.
I soooo want to see this. I can relate.
already watched it, no so great imo...
"MSG me for Chinese food."
Ummm ya. Really personalized
They gave me a Rolex.
I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.
Also, fantastic movie. Everyone should see it repeatedly.
Mark
a little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up.
The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 15 seconds or so, he puts the book down, grips onto the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of his head with his right hand.
His mother says: "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a while."
billy says: "i'm fine, mommy. I just haven't gone potty' yet."
mother says: "ok, you can stay there a few more minutes, but, billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"
billy says: "works for ketchup."
But have you tried it?
I would assume he's old enough to know that ketchup ain't coming out of his ass anytime soon.
Only if he's allowed to spit on customers that treat him poorly and yell "You're a monster!"
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