What you and the Missus do behind closed doors is your business, but please do not put the image of lube and a "pee meal" into my head on a Sunday morning . . .
The Journey of a Man
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no
passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for
life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So
I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
Reported by Alan Cross. Best. Internet. Prank. Ever!
In a perfect example of "don't believe everything you read on the Internet," a bunch of Bieber fans (the exact number is unknown) shaved their heads in solidarity over the Bieb's touch of cancer.
Well, guess what? He's fine. It was a hoax. And now lots of little girls look a lot more like Michael Chiklis.
The story goes like this. Entertainment Weekly allegedly put out a tweet that read as follows: “Pop Star Justin Bieber was diagnosed with cancer earlier this morning. Bieber fans are shaving their heads to show their support.”
The tweet came with a couple of pictures (via Biebs himself, allegedly) showing a couple of dans who had already cut off their hair in support.
But it was a joke. There was no tweet from ET. The people at 4chan were having fun with Photoshop.
It's going to be awkward for these girls at school on Monday, innit?
just an interesting point that many people don't know:
the first Church of Satan founded by Anton LaVey 1966 (who also wrote the The Satanic Bible in 1969) did not worship Satan like many believe. obviously there are groups that have formed since then that do, but actual true Satanists do not.
(yeah, sorry, i know i'm ruining the fun :-\)
i took a course called cults in north american in university (pretty sure i still have the text 'comprehending cults' - very interesting). we studied satanism, the branch davidians, scientology, wiccan, evangelicalism, and possibly one or two more i can't remember atm. also, despite the name of the course, the politically correct term is new religious movements.
cliffs: guy buys gloves from a snowboard shop which don't work, tries to return them and is told to F off. Guy gets revenge by posting a fake ad for the store advertising free snowboard, boots and bindings which floods the store with calls and people showing up for free stuff. Long read but it's gold.
cliffs: Guy buys gloves from a snowboard shop which don't work, tries to return them and is told to f off. Guy gets revenge by posting a fake ad for the store advertising free snowboard, boots and bindings which floods the store with calls and people showing up for free stuff. Long read but it's gold.
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Seriously wtf?!?
Wetts needs to have his amended so he can play in the Ladies events on PS.
oh man I almost fell over. does it come in pea meal as well?
oh wait.....sry
this was me after smoking yoda's vape :-\
Mark
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no
passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for
life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So
I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
Just another guilty pleasure for Valentine's Day
Happy Halloween! err christmas everyone
In a perfect example of "don't believe everything you read on the Internet," a bunch of Bieber fans (the exact number is unknown) shaved their heads in solidarity over the Bieb's touch of cancer.
Well, guess what? He's fine. It was a hoax. And now lots of little girls look a lot more like Michael Chiklis.
The story goes like this. Entertainment Weekly allegedly put out a tweet that read as follows: “Pop Star Justin Bieber was diagnosed with cancer earlier this morning. Bieber fans are shaving their heads to show their support.”
The tweet came with a couple of pictures (via Biebs himself, allegedly) showing a couple of dans who had already cut off their hair in support.
But it was a joke. There was no tweet from ET. The people at 4chan were having fun with Photoshop.
It's going to be awkward for these girls at school on Monday, innit?
the one on the left is a violent standoff. the one on the right is a politeness standoff.
Prank War 7: The Half Court Shot - YouTube
LOL
so going to post this on rightwingnut.com
just an interesting point that many people don't know:
the first Church of Satan founded by Anton LaVey 1966 (who also wrote the The Satanic Bible in 1969) did not worship Satan like many believe. obviously there are groups that have formed since then that do, but actual true Satanists do not.
(yeah, sorry, i know i'm ruining the fun :-\)
i took a course called cults in north american in university (pretty sure i still have the text 'comprehending cults' - very interesting). we studied satanism, the branch davidians, scientology, wiccan, evangelicalism, and possibly one or two more i can't remember atm. also, despite the name of the course, the politically correct term is new religious movements.
fyp
Function 4 Sports. Free Burton snowboard with Ride boot and bindings.