Shit my dad says...

shitmydadsays.com

Probably my newest favorite site...funny stuff
I think the baby shit....Well, I'm smelling shit right now, so if it ain't the baby, one of you has a big fucking problem.

Everybody loves that Da Vinci code book. Bullshit, it sucks. I read it. It's for all the dummies.

Comments

  • this old guy is an awesome quote machine,

    don't kiss an ass if it's in the process of shitting on you.



    “It’s Los Angeles, son. It’s the epicenter of the asshole earthquake. They’d fuck you twice if they had another dick.”
  • I really can't wait to use this one...

    "You came out of your mom looking like shit. She thought you were beautiful. Don't know what scared me most, your looks or her judgment."
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