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pjb101

Used Cars for sale! 825 Lakeshore rd E Mississauga
Use my name as referral and we pay your tax.
Certified and As Is cars available

Call 416 420 8186

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pjb101 wrote: »

Used Cars for sale! 825 Lakeshore rd E Mississauga
Use my name as referral and we pay your tax.
Certified and As Is cars available

Call 416 420 8186

I'll take 3

DennisG

pjb101 wrote: »

used cars for sale! 825 lakeshore rd e mississauga
use my name as referral and we pay your tax.
Certified and as is cars available

call 416 420 8186

here's what our salesmen have to say about our cars!

1. "i can sum up this vehicle in one word: Shitbox, deathtrap, gas-sucker, no tires, aunt gertrude's final ride."

2. "hey, don't touch the gas tank. One little tap and the fuckin' thing explodes."

3. "well, somebody did blow their brains out in the front seat. That's the real reason why the interior is painted red, to hide the evidence."

4. "it'll fold up whenever you brake or turn to the left."

5. "i know it doesn't have an engine, but that's only because it fell out while we were pushing it over here."

6. "oh, it has a muffler, but there's nowhere to attach it."

7. "you probably noticed that carbon monoxide leaks out of the radio, so don't ever use it, and get an air freshener."

8. "the steering wheel is square and plastic because it's an old lunch tray from mcdonald's."

9. "instead of windshield wipers here's a box of kleenex for when it rains."

10. "the car is pretty small, so you'll have to sit in the trunk while driving, and the headlights are just pieces of yellow paper that we taped on."

fyp.

Milo

Yo, PHILLI !!! Think we found you a deal on some wheels . . .

philliivey

hahaha, was waiting for someone to say that Milo, if this is private sale, no thanks.:)