So Ontario gets into Online Gambling

moosemoose
in Online Poker
I can just see it now.

They will charge you just to log in.

Only 12 tables and waits hours long.

Randomly your name will disappear from the list.

Rake will be a time charge taken every minute.

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  • HobbesHobbes
    moose wrote: »
    I can just see it now.

    They will charge you just to log in.

    Only 12 tables and waits hours long.

    Randomly your name will disappear from the list.

    Rake will be a time charge taken every minute while on the waiting list.

    FYP

    and god I hope the poker is NOT like it was on the BC site. iirc You were playing against the house (5 card blackjack).
  • actyperactyper
    moose wrote: »

    Rake will be a time charge taken every minute.

    They will implement HST on this too
  • compueasecompuease Admin
    actyper wrote: »
    They will implement HST on this too

    POTD. Don't give them any ideas.....

    Actually thread of the day, cute idea Moose... Wonder if we can get some more good ideas as to what the govt will do with this...
  • Wetts1012Wetts1012
    Players responsibility to correct the dealer in the chat box when he ships the pot the wrong way.
  • moosemoose
    wetts1012 wrote: »
    players responsibility to correct the dealer in the chat box when he ships the pot the wrong way.

    best!!!!!
  • MiloMilo
    All players personal info. available to table so as to prevent collusion . . .





    They claim they will make $100M annually after five years of operation. I find this dubious unless they "drop the other shoe" during that time frame.
  • actyperactyper
    13cards hired as pokerroom manager
  • 13CARDS13CARDS
    actyper wrote: »
    13cards hired as pokerroom manager

    I accept!
  • moosemoose
    This could work:

    player points exchangeable for medical marijuana
  • djgolfcandjgolfcan
    I don't believe that BC has added poker to their online offerings. I thought I read that it would be added about 12 months after the standard casino games. I expect Ontario will follow something similar.

    That means that it will be closed shortly after opening, on some glitch, like adding your winnings to your yearly income and tax it.
  • HVEEPOKERHVEEPOKER
    Dalton and his gang of phuking criminals will have all funds personally shipped to offshore accounts. HST will be 34% because it is gambling and will be added to each bet..

    Then they will impose a HARD POT CAP on sessions lol
    Like the phuking morn down below.
  • DennisGDennisG
    Wetts1012 wrote: »
    Players responsibility to correct the dealer in the chat box when he ships the pot the wrong way.

    Heyy....that's only against Phil Hellmuth.
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