Dear Santa,
Dear Santa,
I know this is last minute, but I need a favour. And I wanted to check the rules first before I ask.
"He knows when you've been bad or good..."
Ok, as you know I've been fairly good. I've learned how to check-raise, steal, resteal, and rereresteal. I can play very tight, or become aggressive. I've even learned some patience, but it's not enough Santa. I can't afford the entry fee.
Now if you are the visionary I think you are, then you know what I want for Christmas this year. In case there is any confusion Santa, just think "Atlantis Resort."
PS, if you have any pull with the poker gods, that would be cool too.
Your pal, DJP
This was inspired by a joking chat window plea for good cards, that I saw All_Aces make one time in a game months ago. lol
"Dear Pokerstars,
Remember me? I'm All_Aces......"
I know this is last minute, but I need a favour. And I wanted to check the rules first before I ask.
"He knows when you've been bad or good..."
Ok, as you know I've been fairly good. I've learned how to check-raise, steal, resteal, and rereresteal. I can play very tight, or become aggressive. I've even learned some patience, but it's not enough Santa. I can't afford the entry fee.
Now if you are the visionary I think you are, then you know what I want for Christmas this year. In case there is any confusion Santa, just think "Atlantis Resort."
PS, if you have any pull with the poker gods, that would be cool too.
Your pal, DJP
This was inspired by a joking chat window plea for good cards, that I saw All_Aces make one time in a game months ago. lol
"Dear Pokerstars,
Remember me? I'm All_Aces......"
Comments
I'd really like to see world peace in my time. Then I'd like to have Daniel N and Schoppsy at my table. They both seem to be ducking me these days.
Best of luck. Funny post.