Vp pappy's ten commandments of poker
VP Pappy's
Ten Commandments of Poker
1. Thou shalt not worship any hand when thy suspects that better hands are out there before thee.
2. Thou shalt attempt to make stacks of chips that reach to the heavens.
3. Thou shalt make no bets and raises in vain.
4. Thou shalt remember thy bankroll and keep it from becoming holy.
5. Thou shalt honor the rules of the game.
6. Thou shalt not murder…the dealer.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery at the poker table unless thou art prepared to go all-in.
8. Thou shalt attempt to steal the blinds and pots as often as possible.
9. Thou shalt bear false bets and raises against thy neighbors.
10. Thou shalt covet and attempt to acquire thy neighbor's chips.
"Poker pros depend on fish for giving them their daily bread…Amen.”
--VP Pappy
Terrence “VP Pappy” Murphy
Ten Commandments of Poker
1. Thou shalt not worship any hand when thy suspects that better hands are out there before thee.
2. Thou shalt attempt to make stacks of chips that reach to the heavens.
3. Thou shalt make no bets and raises in vain.
4. Thou shalt remember thy bankroll and keep it from becoming holy.
5. Thou shalt honor the rules of the game.
6. Thou shalt not murder…the dealer.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery at the poker table unless thou art prepared to go all-in.
8. Thou shalt attempt to steal the blinds and pots as often as possible.
9. Thou shalt bear false bets and raises against thy neighbors.
10. Thou shalt covet and attempt to acquire thy neighbor's chips.
"Poker pros depend on fish for giving them their daily bread…Amen.”
--VP Pappy
Terrence “VP Pappy” Murphy
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xD ^ epic.