Funny... copied from another forum
How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electrical section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs
3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electrical section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs
3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
Comments
Whoever created this forgot about the lightbulb affiliates who seize the opportunity to spam their lightbulb-selling sites.
all_aces
www.lightbulbs.com
appropriate. This is a POKER site. Your post had nothing to
do with POKER. Please stop posting about light bulbs. If you do
want to post about light bulbs please go to
http://www.bulbcollector.com/
or
http://members.misty.com/don/bulb1.html
Oh, wait a sec.... your post was actually fricken' hilarious.
Thanks!
Ligt Bulbes
Amazingly this actual gets 32 results.
are in Dutch!
(Yes, I actually checked it out.
My God! We are proving that Mickey's post is entirely
accurate. I am so ashamed....
Damn... Found me out... I was hoping someone would try and *Correct* my spelling, so I could start a flame war
EDIT: Actually I was as surprised as anybody that both spellings are actual words in Dutch. Who Knew.... As to if it is actually correct I have No Idea. I was just something funny to do.
Dont forget to mention me for the refer a friend and get 50 free ligt balbes bonus
Irish Magi
Here I sit at the dock thinking how smart I am
It's well known on this forum that I rarely agree with Magi, but I fully agree with you Irish Magi. It's surprising that any of you can even turn on a light bulb, let alone buy one. I wish one of you could turn me on. It's been so long.
Peg Magi
Again.....
stp
What? You weren't here Dec 16/04? Newbie!
stp
Yes Shannon?