Bizzare Vince Van Patten quotes

ScottyZScottyZ
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What is the must bizzare/funny/silly/whatever Vince Van Patten quote you've heard so far?

One of my favorites:

"He started playing poker at 6 years old, his father taught him how to play. He's never looked back."

ScottyZ

Comments

  • SupaMuncherSupaMuncher
    "You can go your whole life playing poker and not be dealt a big pocket pair like that." (referring to QQ)
  • professorprofessor
    No lie, heard this just tonight on the WPT at the Aero Club de France episode....

    ".... is the Osama bin Laden of Poker." :shock:

    WTF!?

    The guy is hilarious, though I don't think he means to be. :lol:
  • GrahamGraham
    SupaMuncher wrote:
    "You can go your whole life playing poker and not be dealt a big pocket pair like that." (referring to QQ)

    HAHA, I love that one. I remember hearing it and just snickering, but seeing it print makes it even funnier that someone said it.
  • ScottyZScottyZ
    The guy is hilarious, though I don't think he means to be.

    I think the latter is exactly *why* he's hilarious. :)
  • Hork42Hork42
    "Look at the expression on Paul Phillips' face. It looks like someone told him that he had to take a colonoscopy."
  • ScottyZScottyZ
    "Cold stone bluff"

    ScottyZ
  • Tie TwistTie Twist
    Ha, I noticed that one too yesterday. The guy reminds me of "Kato".
  • ScottyZScottyZ
    "WPT tour"

    I suppose Vince also uses his PIN number at the ATM machine. :)

    ScottyZ
  • ScottyZScottyZ
    [When the board pairs:]

    "...and that's going to make the kicker especially important here."

    ScottyZ
  • GrahamGraham
    another classic from today was (referring to gus hanson twirling his chips in his fingers)


    "Ladies and gentlemen, if you see someone twirling their chips like that, run, don't walk out of the casino because you are going to lose all of your money"
  • ScottyZScottyZ
    run, don't walk out of the casino

    Seems like I've heard him use that expression before. I think Vince really does love that particular phrase.

    :)

    ScottyZ
  • ScottyZScottyZ
    "Jerry was on the semi-come with the flush draw..."

    Are you supposed to semi-semi-bluff when you're on the semi-come?

    ScottyZ
  • DJPDJP
    Vince is proof that acting or performing talent isn't hereditary. lol
  • Dan808Dan808
    now that i'm listening for it, it's amazing how many people say "PIN number"...makes me laugh everytime
  • ScottyZScottyZ
    "Chip is going to do a little semi-bluff here..."

    Chip has Q6o and the board is 233 rainbow.

    Maureen also gets an honourable mention for nice use of the word "literally".

    "They literally try and run over you."

    Does she mean in the parking lot, after the cruise ship docks? :)

    ScottyZ
  • SnomanSnoman
    Hey, just finished watching that too ScottyZ, man the one that bugged me was:

    "This guy's so good he'll pickpocket you over the phone"

    ...wtf... :shock:

    Absolutly no relevance to anything... Man that guy...
  • ScottyZScottyZ
    "With two big pair now, he's definitely trying to sandtrap here."

    ScottyZ
  • JayJay
    LOL @ all of the quotes mentioned

    That Osama one was unreal...
  • AnonymousAnonymous
    had to bump this thread with a quote from a few weeks ago:

    "he's changing gears like a nascar driver!"
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