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Alot of you will like this...

I've decided to walk away from the game for a little bit. Alot of personal reasons... I found out my gf is pregnant, and I need to start investing poker money into family money. Not that I've never been profitable, I just need to focus on overtime at work and raising as many bucks as I can; and becoming a man and not fucking around on the internet, which seems to be my number one pass time.

Thanx for the laughs here, Im sure Ill still lurk, but I will no longer be your resident pro.

Nothing personal with anything, I just liked bringing a little excitement here for fun.

GG to all and good luck with your cards and lives

love,

-Fed
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  • I have no reason to believe you.....but good luck.
  • Does your gf know that you banged out a stripper the other night? I'm sure she would be pleased.
  • epic_donk wrote: »
    Alot of you will like this...

    I've decided to walk away from the game for a little bit. Alot of personal reasons... I found out my gf is pregnant, and I need to start investing poker money into family money. Not that I've never been profitable, I just need to focus on overtime at work and raising as many bucks as I can; and becoming a man and not fucking around on the internet, which seems to be my number one pass time.

    Thanx for the laughs here, Im sure Ill still lurk, but I will no longer be your resident pro.

    Nothing personal with anything, I just liked bringing a little excitement here for fun.

    GG to all and good luck with your cards and lives

    love,

    -Fed

    I thought you were a bachelor living in a bachelor pad? wtf.

    Heads up for new CPF accounts with huge egos....
  • lol girl friend prego... hell naw get plan b mang babies suck
  • I dont want to explain myself, but yeah, the gf knows about me and my ways... a consistent fuck turns into a gf/ baby mama.

    I am the biggest bachelor that has ever lived, I guess it caught up with me.

    I just want to be a good father, its really throwing me for a loop.
  • Well man i wish you the best of luck with your situation. I hope she is the right girl for you and your soon to be child. I could not even begin to understand fatherhood but i wish you the best of luck with it. Cheers.
  • epic_donk wrote: »
    Alot of you will like this...


    ...I need to start investing poker money into family money. Not that I've never been profitable...

    -Fed
    I know what you mean, i keep wasting my money on +roi% too.

    anyways i for one await your return and doubt you'll leave anyways

    cheers

    bud lite lime
  • ^^ Nice call but Kathy's no Paul Newman.
  • You sure it's yours, or are you just taking credit for someone else's work again?
  • I'm happier than a lesbian at a Home Depot sidewalk sale. :)

    Bye Bye White Trash
  • The fucking guy was banned twice and still kept coming back.

    I call BS. He's not going anywhere.
  • /begin sarcasm warning

    Why keep feding the troll....

    /end sarcasm warning
  • epic_donk wrote: »
    I dont want to explain myself, but yeah, the gf knows about me and my ways... a consistent fuck turns into a gf/ baby mama.

    I am the biggest bachelor that has ever lived, I guess it caught up with me.

    I just want to be a good father, its really throwing me for a loop.

    Consider giving it up for adoption

    Mark
  • DrTyore wrote: »
    Consider giving it up for adoption

    Mark

    Ill do that when you consider a hair transplant, you balding fuck.

    Fed
  • epic_donk wrote: »
    Ill do that when you consider a hair transplant, you balding fuck.

    Fed

    Actually... I've pretty much gone full bald.

    Hair is easier to care for than a child.

    Mark
  • epic_donk's child = future client for DrTyOre :)
  • Hobbes wrote: »
    epic_donk's child = future client for DrTyOre :)

    Christ, I didn't even consider that....

    Mark
  • So MG knocked up his g/f . . . apparently those sex robots are more life-like than we thought . . .
  • wow, you guys are trolling this thread? You're bigger assholes than I'd ever imagined.

    I never know when you're bs-ing Fed...but there are a lot of programs that are extremely helpful to both first time mothers AND fathers. I can help you find them if you'd like.

    Gl!
  • Hobbes wrote: »
    epic_donk's child = future client for DrTyOre :)



    HAHAHA, this is post of the week, congrats Hobbes:)
  • Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    I never know when you're bs-ing Fed

    Anything he types will be BS. I do not think he is capable of being truthful.

    WikiAnswers - How can you tell if someone is a pathological liar
  • Milo wrote: »
    You sure it's yours, or are you just taking credit for someone else's work again?

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  • Im just not even going to respond.

    Some of the things you guys say actually hurt.

    All the best.

    -Fed
  • derrickone wrote: »
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    lmfao at this!
  • Okay, I'll try to explain this to you. Ever since you arrived, your persona has been that of a total jerk. The stereotypical troll, if you will. why then would you expect sympathy or concern from any but a few members of this Forum to your (alleged) plight? Much like your posting history, it makes no logical sense.

    Now, if you truly have gotten your girlfriend preggers, it is not the end of the world. Their are resources that can assist both you and, more importantly, her. I hope that in real life you might be a different person than your persona here leads me to believe. Otherwise, this experience will be tougher on Mother and Child than it needs to be, and you will be missing out on the single most important/wonderful experience a man can have, namely Fatherhood.

    All that being said, I retract nothing of what I have posted earlier. You reap what you sow, Mike.
  • derrickone wrote: »
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    jdAA88 wrote: »
    lmfao at this!

    not me, Derrick..you've got to wait 3-6 months between uses for full effect.
  • I thought of an exception..THIS gif is timeless and should be posted as often as possible.

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