Westboro baptist church record poker face parody

derrickonederrickone
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These people are the scum of the earth, and I sincerely hope they all die horribly painful deaths. But this, this is brilliant.

YouTube - Official Westboro Baptist Church: Poker Face Parody (No Poker Face)

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  • KristyKristy
    In b4 Mark!
  • KristyKristy
    Sorry, I really hate Lady Gaga and am unfortunately NOT tone deaf...I made it through about 15 seconds before it became too painful.
  • derrickonederrickone
    You're really missing out. Weird Al ain't got shit on WBC.

    But, here's the lyrics.


    You wanna strut like you're unique, but baby please
    "Monster," "Lady GayGay," "Show your teeth," "This is all me." (God hates you)
    Fake "love" substitution is your game; you're just a fraud
    But any half-wit sees your hate for fans and for your God
    Oh oh oh oh ohhhh oh ohhhhh oh oh
    You pissed off God, you'll see what He's got
    Oh oh oh oh ohhhh oh ohhhhh oh oh
    You pissed off God, you'll see what He's got
    You ain't got
    You ain't got
    No you ain't got no poker face
    (You show your filth to everybody)
    You just got
    You just got
    Yeah, you just got your whorish face
    (Show your filth to everybody)
    No no no poker face, no no poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
    No no no poker face, no no poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
    You wanna lie to them; in Hell you all will be
    "A little fire is all fun when you're with me" (God hates you)
    Russian Roulette is what you're playing, silly clod
    But every chamber's loaded when you're playing with your God
    Oh oh oh oh ohhhh oh ohhhhh oh oh
    You pissed off God, you'll see what He's got
    Oh oh oh oh ohhhh oh ohhhhh oh oh
    You pissed off God, you'll see what He's got
    You ain't got
    You ain't got
    No you ain't got no poker face
    (You show your filth to everybody)
    You just got,
    You just got,
    Yeah, you just got your whorish face
    (Show your filth to everybody)
    No no no poker face, no no poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
    No no no poker face, no no poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
    [Spoken]
    You can't tell them that you love them
    You despise them
    And you're bluffin', you got nothin', so you're lyin’
    You're just hatin' on the truth, game-runnin'
    Just like a freak out playin' dress-up
    Stow your costumes, they can't help you out
    God promises, promises your destruction so marvelous
    You ain't got
    You ain't got
    No you ain't got no poker face
    (You show your filth to everybody)
    You just got
    You just got
    Yeah, you just got your whorish face
    (Show your filth to everybody)
    You ain't got
    You ain't got
    No you ain't got no poker face
    (You show your filth to everybody)
    You just got
    You just got
    Yeah, you just got your whorish face
    (Show your filth to everybody)
    You ain't got
    You ain't got
    No you ain't got no poker face
    (You show your filth to everybody)
    You just got
    You just got
    Yeah, you just got your whorish face
    (Show your filth to everybody)
    No no no poker face, no no poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
    No no no poker face, no no poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
    No no no poker face, no no poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
    You got a whorish face, it’s a whorish face (Mum mum mum mah)
    No no no poker face, no no poker face (Mum mum mum mah)
    You got a whorish face, it’s a whorish face (Mum mum mum mah
  • MiloMilo
    You know, if this is actually from the Westboro Wingnuts (TM), it's pretty tame, and not nearly as disgusting as their usual ridiculousness. MAybe all that in-breeding is finally paying off in some sick way.








    Oh, and +1 to the notion of horribly painful deaths for this whole group.
  • derrickonederrickone
    Milo wrote: »
    You know, if this is actually from the Westboro Wingnuts (TM), it's pretty tame, and not nearly as disgusting as their usual ridiculousness. MAybe all that in-breeding is finally paying off in some sick way.








    Oh, and +1 to the notion of horribly painful deaths for this whole group.

    This is absolutely from them. It's on their site God Hates Canada here.
  • philliiveyphilliivey
    reminds me of Jerry Springer.

    We all are sinners, we play poker and on Sunday, we are all going to hell
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