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UnknownUnknown
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Its 6 am.. been playing this stupid $4.40 tourney for 4h and 38 mins (im on break)...

sitting 3/28... winner gets something stupid like just over 600 bucks... I got church in 2 hours... why do I put myself through this?

Why do I always go deep, thus am always sleep deprived?

My question to you is, when is an appropriate time that you guys shut er down and stop playing?

Im nearing 20 hours straight of playing, and am mentally exhausted.


:D <---is literally me right now

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  • MiloMilo
    To be frank, I believe your "mental exhaustion" has little to do with poker . . .
  • derrickonederrickone
    You could not go to church. Then you would be able to sleep.
  • ryanghallryanghall
    Trivially easy answer is to skip out on church, and then never go again.
  • HobbesHobbes
    ryanghall wrote: »
    Trivially easy answer is to skip out on church, and then never go again.

    If anyone needs church it's epic_donk.
    Still lying as usual and I'd lay money that he "accidentally" logs into his "roommate's" account for the tourney tonight unless he's busy (in his own mind) crushing 5/10 HE and cashing out "4 figures"
  • MiloMilo
    Now Hobbes, $00.03 is four figures, right?
  • kingkao86kingkao86
    Well, hope you won the tourney. Skip church!
  • JesusJesus
    You said you'd never turn your back on me!


    jesus-crying.jpg
  • Hellmuth's MoleHellmuth's Mole
    jesus-flips.gif



    Pays 2/1 that Jesus is a Kristy account
  • philliiveyphilliivey
    Jesus wrote: »
    You said you'd never turn your back on me!


    jesus-crying.jpg



    well this is "epic", Jesus and me (poker god) on same forum:D
  • KristyKristy
    Awesome gif HM
  • UnknownUnknown
    I believe in 3 things in this world

    My poker skills.... the lord jesus christ... and kristy sexing me....

    in that order.

    wait......
  • derrickonederrickone
    So what you're saying is you really have nothing to live for.
  • MiloMilo
    Aah . . .leave Kathy alone, guys.
  • HobbesHobbes
    derrickone wrote: »
    So what you're saying is you really have nothing to live for.


    def agree
  • UnknownUnknown
    My profit this month is long.... My faith in the lord is deep.... and my lust for kristy makes my loins burn...

    My life is alot less lame then you old farts, who have nothing better to do then be little me verbally, and hate me for being so clever, good looking, and smart.

    but keep going with it.. it amuses me. ;)
  • HobbesHobbes
    ^^^^ Who'd you steal from this time?

    Kristy you may want to take out a restraining order.
  • KristyKristy
    epic_donk wrote: »
    my lust for kristy makes my loins burn...

    [x] standard ;)
  • HobbesHobbes
    Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    [x] standard ;)

    Generally happens after you "meet" Kristy.
  • UnknownUnknown
    Hobbes wrote: »
    Generally happens after you "meet" Kristy.

    ^icwatudidthar

    id contract AIDS for Kristy. ive thought about it. We will have sexual poker innuendo's...

    me: im gonna rail you baby
    Kristy: ohh ill fold after the flop if you rail me
    me: aces up baby
    Krisy: ill flush it down, stud

    etc, etc.
  • MiloMilo
    epic_donk wrote: »
    my lust for kristy makes my loins burn...
    ;)

    Your Doctor has a cream for that . . . you're welcome.
  • derrickonederrickone
    Milo wrote: »
    Your Doctor has a cream for that . . . you're welcome.

    I'm sure he knows. He probably has a stock pile of it from the days of hookin up with strippers.
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