Santa Claus is Coming to CPF
You'd better watch out, you better not cry
You'd better not raise with less than pocket 5's
Santa Milo's coming to town, Santa Milo's coming to town
Santa Milo's coming . . . to town . . .
I've made my list, I can't be bothered checking ANYTHING twice, so here we go . . .
To Phillivey - an all expenses paid vacation for two weeks to the WSOP Academy. You will return immune to Tilt, and with sufficient skills to finally start that bankroll heading in the right direction.
To Sharantyr - a few degen poker players who just happen to find Regina irresistible. That way you can play some home games, AND the Forum tourneys, at the same time.
To T8urmoney - $10.00. Sorry had to do it. Also, a little more cynicism . . .
To Hellmuth's Mole - All expenses paid trip, buy-in included, to the 2010 WSOP Main Event, as well as a visit to a dermatological specialist to have that thing checked out, once and for all.
To Str8toAce - Enough of the SET victories, Santa's got a Regular Season victory in his bag for you, along with guaranteed "NO CRACKING" token for the next time you get dealt Aces against Santa's helper.
ACDC - Stamina. You need to last just a little longer on game night to be "just like Wetts", so here you go.
Wetts1012 - A copy of Play Poker Like the Pros. If you study it thoroughly, Santa thinks you could be pretty good, kid.
Scoops - A course in animal husbandry. You'll need it if you're going to be the head zookeeper around this place. At least your first weeks have let you know what you're in for. Now, hit the books.
Kristy_Sea - Santa was going to find you true love, but you found that yourself. Be sure to remember that, when she piddles on the rug, okay? For Kristy, Santa has a well-thumbed copy of How to Win Friends and Influence People. It worked well for Santa . . .
Fedh8er - You are on Santa's naughty list young man, but there is still time to make it into Santa's good graces before Christmas. Here's hoping I get to hold onto my coal.
Feel free to add your own naughty and nice lists, Santa has to load the sleigh . . .
You'd better not raise with less than pocket 5's
Santa Milo's coming to town, Santa Milo's coming to town
Santa Milo's coming . . . to town . . .
I've made my list, I can't be bothered checking ANYTHING twice, so here we go . . .
To Phillivey - an all expenses paid vacation for two weeks to the WSOP Academy. You will return immune to Tilt, and with sufficient skills to finally start that bankroll heading in the right direction.
To Sharantyr - a few degen poker players who just happen to find Regina irresistible. That way you can play some home games, AND the Forum tourneys, at the same time.
To T8urmoney - $10.00. Sorry had to do it. Also, a little more cynicism . . .
To Hellmuth's Mole - All expenses paid trip, buy-in included, to the 2010 WSOP Main Event, as well as a visit to a dermatological specialist to have that thing checked out, once and for all.
To Str8toAce - Enough of the SET victories, Santa's got a Regular Season victory in his bag for you, along with guaranteed "NO CRACKING" token for the next time you get dealt Aces against Santa's helper.
ACDC - Stamina. You need to last just a little longer on game night to be "just like Wetts", so here you go.
Wetts1012 - A copy of Play Poker Like the Pros. If you study it thoroughly, Santa thinks you could be pretty good, kid.
Scoops - A course in animal husbandry. You'll need it if you're going to be the head zookeeper around this place. At least your first weeks have let you know what you're in for. Now, hit the books.
Kristy_Sea - Santa was going to find you true love, but you found that yourself. Be sure to remember that, when she piddles on the rug, okay? For Kristy, Santa has a well-thumbed copy of How to Win Friends and Influence People. It worked well for Santa . . .
Fedh8er - You are on Santa's naughty list young man, but there is still time to make it into Santa's good graces before Christmas. Here's hoping I get to hold onto my coal.
Feel free to add your own naughty and nice lists, Santa has to load the sleigh . . .
Comments
sweeet, going to wsop!
I already have the skills and bankroll is now 5x bigger then when I started over again, boooyah!:)
So you're at $20.00, now?
oh your not my favourite now, that is fedh8ter Milo the 20.00,lol
I am around 250 now from 50:)
And why does Phil get WSOP Academy and all I get is a token to protect me for YOU?!?!!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA zing!
You're getting a lump of cole....but not in your stocking!
LOL, that's cause I have been a very very good boy this year, I even get to go to Kristy's mom place to open presents:D
No problem. All gifts come with a "gift" receipt. As for Philli getting the Academy trip, Santa figured he needed it more . . .
Hobbes, I guess Santa will have to put your present back in the sleigh . . . maybe next year, naughty boy.
Larry is a GIRL!
Ha ha. Freudian slip? Coal dude.
Where do I collect?
Clearly I need a brain for Christmas.
oh I thought this was on purpose..Hollywood17 'cole' pun..:(
I'm not nearly that cleaver....I mean clever.
Did someone ask for cleavage?
Got mine, thx. Kristy is one of my favourite elves . . . especially when she slips over to the naughty list.
Your local free clinic should do the trick. I'm sure you know the way . . .
8)
Ok...this made me spew fake beer on the keyboard....lmfao TY Milo.
Fake beer? It's almost Christmas for Christ's sake (sorry), crack a real one. Apologies if that violates any steps, or something . . . but you get the point.
He drinks enough Milo, One day he will be like me in poker, but he will have to cut the drinking to do so.:rolleyes: kinda sad really