Just laid a nice little beat...

I am mean sometimes...


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PokerStars Game #36918500303: Tournament #223493931, $55.00+$2.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2009/12/19 17:36:32 ET
Table '223493931 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: closemaster (1680 in chips)
Seat 2: girl pro lol (1320 in chips)
closemaster: posts small blind 10
girl pro lol: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to closemaster [7d 6h]
closemaster: raises 40 to 60
girl pro lol: raises 100 to 160
closemaster: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [8c 3s 5h]
girl pro lol: bets 100
closemaster: calls 100
*** TURN *** [8c 3s 5h] [6s]
girl pro lol: bets 240
closemaster: raises 1180 to 1420 and is all-in
girl pro lol: calls 820 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (360) returned to closemaster
*** RIVER *** [8c 3s 5h 6s] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
girl pro lol: shows [As Ac] (a pair of Aces)
closemaster: shows [7d 6h] (a straight, Five to Nine)
closemaster collected 2640 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2640 | Rake 0
Board [8c 3s 5h 6s 9d]
Seat 1: closemaster (button) (small blind) showed [7d 6h] and won (2640) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 2: girl pro lol (big blind) showed [As Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces

Comments

  • I always thought you had a cruel side to you. That's dark..and yes mean..
  • Hey, I looked up my username and found this, that's me there losing to 76 off with AA... despite raising pretty heavily at every chance. And being miles ahead when the chips went it.
    Yeah I run bad, what can I say. sigh...

    If I had closemaster's luck I'd be World Champion every year....

    Although I must admit if closemaster had my skill he'd be world champion every year too....

  • Although I must admit if closemaster had my skill he'd be world champion every year too....

    Be happy you don't have her skillz Graham. ;)

    girl pro lol 546-$1 $43 -2%-$370 -65PokerStarsSNG Only x
  • ummm sorry genius but those stats merely prove what I was saying. I play well but run bad.

    For instance $110 of that was lost on the bad beat in this thread.

    Ohh if only you knew how bad I ran.

    You can tell I run bad, I raised like a wounded bull with those Ace's. There wasnt a hint of slow playing - despite having AA against just one other player with the blinds so small - I've copped so many beats I raise and raise like its going out of fashion. I bet 90% of players here would slow play that in some way.
  • [ ] closemaster gotz skillz

    [x] parentheses are ghey
  • So, why is Graham's history coming out of the woodwork today? It's like the ghosts of poker are coming to visit him.. We need a ghost of poker present and future now... and someone to play Tiny Tim and Bob Crachet(spelling?).
  • Hey, I looked up my username and found this, that's me there losing to 76 off with AA... despite raising pretty heavily at every chance. And being miles ahead when the chips went it.
    Yeah I run bad, what can I say. sigh...

    If I had closemaster's luck I'd be World Champion every year....

    Although I must admit if closemaster had my skill he'd be world champion every year too....

    Mrs Fed? could it be? similar language (and poker) skillzzz.


    But welcome to our sister country...
  • compuease wrote: »
    Mrs Fed? could it be? similar language (and poker) skillzzz.


    But welcome to our sister country...

    Those stats are pretty much break even. Much better than anything ever posted regarding fed skillz.
  • Ahhh just lost 3 $57 heads ups in a row.

    Had AJ all in, the blinds were massive he had JT he got a straight

    Had AQ with QJ2 on the board all in, he hit a straight

    Had A9 he had K9 - all in he hits a K on the river..

    Gotta love poker....

    ???

    BTW I aint a chick, and I'm new to PS, I make a fair bit playing poker, I was up a grand after about 100 games on PS, but now I just run so bad it is laughable.
  • "Those stats are pretty much break even." yep at least you've got a brain.


    I play average $43 stakes, and am down $370 after 546 games.

    and $110 of those dollars were AA v a shite... :D as listed above.


    my stats just shot worse though after my 3 bad beats.


    anyone heard of Sklansky dollars? Well I am well up on those.... which according to my accountant is worth squat.
  • ummm sorry genius but those stats merely prove what I was saying. I play well but run bad.
    "Those stats are pretty much break even." yep at least you've got a brain.

    That time of the month. :D
    anyone heard of Sklansky dollars? Well I am well up on those.... which according to my accountant is worth squat.

    Ever heard of variance? Your playing HU so hang on for the ride.

    Seriously get over yourself.
  • Hobbes wrote: »
    That time of the month. :D

    Seriously get over yourself.

    Sure sounds like fed though doesn't she? errrr he....

    Wonder where he's working today..... ip check.... nope, he doesn't travel that far...
  • Criticising my stats the way you did in that thread was very illogical.

    Of course they are not great, I am running bad and I'm moaning about it...

    down $370 after playing with $20K aint bad at all, thats 3 or 4 bad beats from break even at the stakes I play. With bonuses and ring gams I'm actually up on PS.

    If I was running good and playing bad, the stats would be alot better.

    You're better off being lucky in poker than good. Ask multi-mllionaire Darvin Moon..
  • ip check -

    lol you worked out I aint Canadian, close though.... same planet.
  • now look at my stats...

    UsernameGames PlayedAv. ProfitAv. StakeAv. ROI Total Profit Form Ability

    girl pro lol 556-$1 $43 -3%-$664 Tilt 64PokerStarsSNG

    Ahh so annoying.

    Played headsup blinds got too big I shove with AK he calls with 77 - he wins, okay fair enough.

    2 games later blinds are huge again I shove with 77 he calls with AK, K on the river, okay was only a race. But I could have at least won one of these....surely.


    Any thoughts on playing AK headsup early on... is it a raise, raise, shove, call all in hand..?
    Or is it an Ace high, and you just call and hope to hit?

    Late on I'll shove an call any all in with it. Infact first hand if someone shoved I'd probably call especially if I was suited. I'm only clearly losing to 2 hands and ahead of alot of others.
  • ahh I just laid a bad beat on someone called Axlian, man it feels good.....

    $34 headsup. both havbe about 1500 chips - blinds are 15/30

    I raise 90 from button with 99 -

    he raises to 270

    I call

    flop is AT8 rainbow

    he checks, I check

    then a 3 hits still rainbow, he bets 150 I call

    then a 9 hits

    he bets 400

    I shove, he calls and shows 88 for trips, me 999

    lovely...
  • this is a canadian poker forum, not american.

    GTFO.
  • Preflop AA is a 4 to 1 fav.

    The flop AA is a 2 to 1 fav.

    The turn AA is a 2 1/2 to 1 fav.

    The river, well 76 had any 6,7,4 or 9 for 13 outs.

    [x] standard...
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