a thought for greener times
Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs and losers of balls....
A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Kind of makes you proud. Almost feel like a hybrid.
Golfers, every sleep is a day closer to opening!
A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Kind of makes you proud. Almost feel like a hybrid.
Golfers, every sleep is a day closer to opening!
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Thanks.
No lie, the first thing I thought when I looked outside this morning was that it would be at least 4 months until I'm golfing again. Sick.
Me...golfing...who would have guessed that 10 years ago??
Personally, I find golf very relaxing...if you don't include cursing bad shots, throwing clubs in fits of rage, stepping in goose shit all day, searching for lost balls, slugging a 40lb bag around on your shoulder in 32degreeC heat with sweat pouring out of every possible place you can imagine (and someplaces you can't), all trying to hit a small white ball into a slightly larger hole 400+yds away.
Yea...VERY relaxing sport.
No wonder Tiger has so many 'distractions' to take his mind off the game.
Too long!
Remedy: Dominican Late Jan/Early Feb
Kentucky Late March/ Early April
Wakes up your swing, and prepares your liver
Milton "Loyal to my Wife" Slim (ed note: Golf Nickname)
feel better?
ROFLMAO...we should be very afraid now, huh?
Needs a red ball cap
Friday Morning Smile to make the withdrawal period more bearable
Milton Slim
Milton Slim
See 3 pictures up
Now I know......the big picture puzzle
Milton Slim
LOL, guess I should have checked the thread closer.
Milton Slim
Are you going to Bellwood this Sunday?
May have to travel north as well!
Milton Slim
I am.
> his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.
>
> On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when
> his cell phone rang.. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had
> just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in
> the ICU.
>
> The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd
> be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving
> what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf.
>
> He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the
> hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round
> shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five
> strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant....
>
> Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital.
> He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.
>
> The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished
> your round of golf didn't you!" "I hope you're proud of yourself!"
>
> "While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the
> country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU!" "It's just
> as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more
> than likely your last! For the rest of her life she will require round
> the clock care and you will be her care giver! She will need IV's; you
> will have to change her colostomy bag every 3 hours; she will have to
> be spoon fed 3 times a day and don't forget the hygiene care."
>
> The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed..
>
> The doctor snickered and said, "I'm just messing with you. She's dead.
> What'd you shoot?"