Made sure there was enough beer in the fridge and watched sports on Sunday.
I barely remember life before internet, cell phones and mp3 players.
MP3 player is currently gathering dust and I've never owned a cell phone. As for the internet, well, the only difference between using that for porn needs and going to a strip joint is that I can't get a disease from the internet.
MP3 player is currently gathering dust and I've never owned a cell phone. As for the internet, well, the only difference between using that for porn needs and going to a strip joint is that I can't get a disease from the internet.
but the upside is that the internet doesn't object when you masturbate furiously to it..
..in my experience that behaviour is generally frowned upon in strip clubs.
MP3 player is currently gathering dust and I've never owned a cell phone. As for the internet, well, the only difference between using that for porn needs and going to a strip joint is that I can't get a disease from the internet.
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"All CD's $199.99. What the fuck are you gonna do about it?"
I liked those 2 the best
Hey... I have subscriptions to most newspapers!
also what did we do when there was no Sunday shopping
Made sure there was enough beer in the fridge and watched sports on Sunday.
I barely remember life before internet, cell phones and mp3 players.
+1!
MP3 player is currently gathering dust and I've never owned a cell phone. As for the internet, well, the only difference between using that for porn needs and going to a strip joint is that I can't get a disease from the internet.
or so Mark tells me.
but the upside is that the internet doesn't object when you masturbate furiously to it..
..in my experience that behaviour is generally frowned upon in strip clubs.
fyp.
And you never gave me my change for that $20.
FYP (at least for me)
It's the best ever that the 'p' on DrTyore's computer is broke. Hmmm...what word begins with 'p' that Mark could be typing so much I wonder?
Pirate Penis Pattycake Porn. It's the newest craze. All the cool kids are into it.
As for me performing in said type of establishment, have you seen my Cuba pix? I wouldn't need to make change from a dime