Really Wrong?
So, every time I walk from work to the bank I pass three esthetician (nail) salons and they all have signs out front that say this:
Teen Facial $40.00
And I laugh. Every. Single. Time.
Really wrong on my part or do they need to change the signs?
Teen Facial $40.00
And I laugh. Every. Single. Time.
Really wrong on my part or do they need to change the signs?
Comments
That's terrible.
Everyone knows the going rate is $60.
It made me laugh, so it's not just you.
Welcome to Immatureville neighbour! Dick and fart jokes are mandatory
You won't get any arguments from me.
I need clarification. Do the teens pay me $40 or do I pay them? Because I think I'm gonna bitchslap my old high school guidance counselor.
Hell, the wife may not like it, but if some teenager wants to give $40.00 to give her a facial . . .
and how old is your daughter Milo??
Lets string these bastards up. Whose got a rope?!?:D
I suggest metal bands strapping them down to a metal chair, barbed wire around their chests, waists, and groin areas...hook it up to a couple of car batteries...and turn on the garden hose.
Hmmmmm, you've really put some thought into this.
And what's the charge for the electrical bondage?
Having a daughter does that to a guy, trust me. Since she was born, I've thought of a couple thousand ways to inflict revenge should the need ever arise.
You asking for the amperage...or what I would charge you to test it out?
That one isn't meant to kill...quickly...just to create suffering. Believe me, I could write a How To book on the subject.
As an aside to all of this discussion, these sorts of jokes never bothered me before since I only had boys, but now I have 3 grand daughters, I think that's even worse...
That's the key. When they're jokes it's harmless. The only times I would get bothered is when there is a hint of reality mixed in.
+1 for the record, I don't mind the humour. But there are a lot of questionable people in this world that take it further than that, and those are the characters that my comments are directed at.
And to save this thread, I present this
She applied for a position at my company. Said something about her current boss not being able to satisfy her completely.
Poor thing...I just had to take her in
My daughter has just turned 4 months...she already cries when she sees Daniel Negraneau.