Crank 2 WTF

SuitedPairSuitedPair
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What a total laugh fest if you are able to overlook the total stupidity.

Helps that I was half in the bag during the screening.....and just when I thought it couldn't get any fucking better they have Ginger Spice as Chelios' mum......holy crap that is good fun.

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  • schabsschabs
    Crank may actually have been the WORST movie I've ever seen...
  • CerberusCerberus
    schabs wrote: »
    Crank may actually have been the WORST movie I've ever seen...

    Two things are very clear about this post:

    1- You have no appreciation for the intentionally absurd

    2 - You obviously did not see Crank 2
  • SuitedPairSuitedPair
    exactly. it's total goof ball fun. not meant to be for the elite cinestas

    (and the use of mood altering liquids makes it all the more believable)
  • schabsschabs
    Trust me I am no where near an elite cinestas, just thought this movie was ridiculous. My bad
  • BiiLLYBiiLLY
    both movies were awesome. so unrealistic it was actually fun to watch.
  • GTA PokerGTA Poker
    one of the only movies ive ever closed before the end,

    worst

    movie

    ever
  • hoodaguddhahoodaguddha
    t-r-a-s-h
  • STR82ACESTR82ACE
    All I want to know is...

    Did he bang his girlfriend in public in Chinatown again?
  • GrahamGraham
    Haha... I actually liked the first Crank, but I can't see how they can even make a sequel to it.
  • GrahamGraham
    Haha... I actually liked the first Crank, but I can't see how they can even make a sequel to it.
  • STR82ACESTR82ACE
    ohwow
    deja vu or what
  • CerberusCerberus
    STR82ACE wrote: »
    All I want to know is...

    Did he bang his girlfriend in public in Chinatown again?

    Better, horse race at Hollywood Park :)

    And for those that thought it was terrible, it was supposed to be. Has no one here ever watched a Bruce Campbell movie, or anything by Mel Brooks? Movies can be intentionally terrible and be extremely enjoyable. You just have to let go and enjoy the ride.
  • STR82ACESTR82ACE
    Now just one minute there bucko...

    Bruce Campbell NEVER made a 'bad' movie!

    bruce_campbell_evildead.jpg
  • CerberusCerberus
    STR82ACE wrote: »
    Now just one minute there bucko...

    Bruce Campbell NEVER made a 'bad' movie!

    bruce_campbell_evildead.jpg

    Sorry, you're right. He never made a bad movie...

    He made a lot of bad movies, but they were all fantastically bad. I highly recommend Bubba Hotep and My Name Is Bruce. The sheer ridiculousness of filming a B movie within a B movie is phenomenal.
  • lunaticlunatic
    Crank 2 = AWESOME (note the all caps for emphasis)
    End of story.
    Lock thread.
  • Little KingLittle King
    "You can be my shiny lunchbox".
    That line made the movie a top comedy.
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