Chuck Norris Was Here

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  • Hellmuth's MoleHellmuth's Mole
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  • STR82ACESTR82ACE
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  • MiloMilo
    My favourite Chuck Norris fact:

    Global warming is a myth: Chuck merely caught a chill, so he turned up the sun.

    and a close second is . . .

    When Chuck does push-ups he is not, in fact, pushing himself up. Rather, he is pushing the earth down.
  • SteveKerrSteveKerr
    Chuck Norris and Mr. T both walked into a bar and it immediatley IMPLODED, as it could not handle that much AWESOMENESS
  • 800OVER800OVER
    Chuck Norris died three years ago.......but God is afraid to tell him.
  • SteveKerrSteveKerr
    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  • DrTyoreDrTyore
    Chuck norris once punched a cyclops between the eyes.

    Mark
  • moosemoose
    Chuck sneezed...

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  • GrahamGraham
    Haha epic thread!
  • STR82ACESTR82ACE
    When God said "LET THERE BE LIGHT"

    Chuck Norris said..."SAY PLEASE"
  • MiloMilo
    Lets get this back on point:

    Chuck Norris won the 1975 WSOP Main Event. His final hand was a "hand ranking card", and a blue 4 from an UNO deck.
  • DrTyoreDrTyore
    Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about

    Mark
  • MiloMilo
    Chuck Norris once vacationed in the Virgin Islands. Now they are just referred to as The Islands . . .
  • MiloMilo
    Chuck Norris NEVER goes to the bathroom. There are two reasons for this:

    1) If Chuck were ever to excrete solid waste, the world's diamond markets would be thrown into chaos.

    2) If Chuck were ever to excrete liquid waste, the resulting genetic upheaval caused by his "waste" entering the water table would be too terrible to contemplate.

    Chuck, therefore, chooses to hold it all in.
  • MiloMilo
    Last one, for now . . .





    Chuck Norris counted to infinity . . . twice.
  • DrTyoreDrTyore
    They were considering making Chuck Norris toilet paper, but realized it wouldn't work...

    Chuck don't take shit from nobody.

    Mark
  • STR82ACESTR82ACE
    Chuck Norris Toilet Paper


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  • Wetts1012Wetts1012
    Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
  • compueasecompuease Admin
    A couple of my favorite Norris' isms..

    Chiuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

    Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip...

    And a poker related one...

    Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
  • STR82ACESTR82ACE
    The most effective means of suicide is to type CHUCK NORRIS in the Google bar and hit 'I'm Feeling Lucky'
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