Can I Tap That
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Can I Tap That?
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]This is hilarious![/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]It seems like a dangerous dangerous site/game! But could be awesome and quite beneficial in so many ways if it pans out! But still, very dangerous if it goes wrong, which it's really only funny when it does![/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]The premis is this...[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]You text a member of the opposite sex (or the same if that's your thing) and you only say something along the lines of "CAN I TAP THAT", so you could say, "Hey, can I tap that ass?", "When do I get to tap that ass" or anything else...[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]You then, pretty much sarcastically or smart ass respond to the responses and post it...[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]http://www.canitapthat.com/ [/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica][FONT=verdana,arial,helvetica]quote:[/FONT]
Me: Hey can I tap that?
Her: Tap what? Me?
Me: Yes.
Her: No
Me: Really? I've heard you're easy
#275 - On August 5th 2009 by notcool - (92) Taps (50) Slaps
Me: Hey I got a question?
Her: What's that.
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: I would rather rip your beating heart out of your chest and show you how black it is before I kill you.
Me: Damn girl your kinky.
#642 - On August 7th 2009 by Joe Cool - (92) Taps (8) Slaps - Comment
Me: Hey can I ask you a question?
Her: You just did.
Me: Can I ask another one?
Her: No.
Me: Ok. I'm tapping that.
Her: You can't just tell someone you're going to f*** them. It doesn't work that way.
Me: Well you wouldn't let me ask you.
http://www.canitapthat.com/ [/FONT]
Comments
"me: get that paper done?
her: yeah thanks for the help
me: when u gonna let me tap that?
her: what?
me: i ask the questions
her: ?
me: youre doing it wrong
*nothing for 20 mins
me: times up
her: are you asking if i will screw you?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: i like you alot, but dont want to rush anything
me: scurrred?
her: ?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: take me out tonight and we will see what happens. k?
me: im gonna tap that!"
Her: Um..why should I let you?
Me: Ill make sure you appear on a very famous website in exchange?
Her: Omg really???
I want to send one to my wife but my damn luck I would send it to my boss!
Me: Can I tappppp that?
Her: This is ******'s mother. May I ask who this is?
Me: ...May I ask you a question too?
Me: Hey can I ask you a question?
Her: You just did.
Me: Can I ask another one?
Her: No.
Me: Ok. I'm tapping that.
Her: You can't just tell someone you're going to f*** them. It doesn't work that way.
Me: Well you wouldn't let me ask you.
Me: Yo when you gonna let me tap that.
Him: Dude I knew you were gay.
Me: Amanda?
Him: Nope Dylan.
Me: o0o0o wrong number
Him: Keep telling yourself that.
Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: I have a boyfriend!
Me: And I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
Me: I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter
**** NO!
I was goiing to send a "can I tap that" to my wife but didn't want to send it to my boss or god know who by accident. I did end up sending it to just the wife, I hope.
ME: Can I tap that
Wife: Tap
ME: so can I
Wife: Yes
30 minutes later I get a call from the wife that says "so what was all the tapping about"
ME:"I want to tap it"
WIFE"tap what"
ME: Forget it just go to canitapthat.com when you get home but don't let the kids see
WIFE: OK
2 minutes of random conversation
WIFE: So what's the tapping about
ME: Sex
WIFE: Oh ok, what do you want for dinner!
Huge miss, damn!
I am zero for 5 attempts..lol Not even my girlfriend dammit..lmao
me:can I tap that?
Her: tap what?
me: yo ass
her: uhh, no. Not when you try to talk like a homie.
lol
Hahahahahahaha!!! Jada and I just spent about 5 minutes laughing about this.
Ladies and gentlemen, my big brother. Sniff... I'm so proud at this moment.