This is awesome timing. I'm on the subway yesterday and there's a few seats open, including the one beside me. Gorgeous woman gets on the subway and looks around, then sits beside me (advantage of living in Toronto: I'm one of the least creepy looking guys). Next stop, old guy gets on the subway and sits in the seat nearest her. Guy is pushing 70. Guy waits for about three seconds, turns to the gorgeous woman and says:
Have you ever thought of being in x-rated movies?
She looks shocked and says pardon me. Guy repeats himself:
Have you ever though of being an extra in movies?
I swear to the poker gods that he changed it the second time. He spent the next 6 stops hassling the poor girl about how he could help get her a part in a movie his friend was doing blah blah blah all the while talking to her chest. The only thing I kept thinking:
I can't wait to be an old man to be able to get away with that shit.
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Have you ever thought of being in x-rated movies?
She looks shocked and says pardon me. Guy repeats himself:
Have you ever though of being an extra in movies?
I swear to the poker gods that he changed it the second time. He spent the next 6 stops hassling the poor girl about how he could help get her a part in a movie his friend was doing blah blah blah all the while talking to her chest. The only thing I kept thinking:
I can't wait to be an old man to be able to get away with that shit.