Oh, and goober Sr. played that last tourney with me, but we're giving him a mulligan as his kids woke up earlier than expected and, being a good father like he is, he stopped playing to spend time with his kids before work. Can't fault him for bailing on the tourney for that.
Meh, got in on a coin flip, guy flopped as near to the stone cold nuts as possible. Can't win'em all.
PokerStars Game #30216841823: Tournament #177683039, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/07/07 23:18:03 ET
Table '177683039 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: wizball (4678 in chips)
Seat 2: riverblu (1405 in chips)
Seat 3: Jerbear_70 (2085 in chips)
Seat 4: kenanisitt (4655 in chips)
Seat 5: maddiesluck (2435 in chips)
Seat 6: McAusland (1020 in chips)
Seat 8: rosee57 (4035 in chips)
Seat 9: Greenwdsmn (1275 in chips)
Jerbear_70: posts small blind 50
kenanisitt: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to McAusland [As Kc]
maddiesluck: raises 100 to 200
McAusland: raises 820 to 1020 and is all-in
rosee57: calls 1020
Greenwdsmn: folds
wizball: folds
riverblu: folds
Jerbear_70: folds
kenanisitt: folds
maddiesluck: calls 820
*** FLOP *** [5s Qc 5h]
maddiesluck: checks
rosee57: bets 100
maddiesluck: folds
Uncalled bet (100) returned to rosee57
*** TURN *** [5s Qc 5h] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [5s Qc 5h 7h] [Jc]
McAusland said, "vnh"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
McAusland: shows [As Kc] (a pair of Fives)
rosee57: shows [Qh Qs] (a full house, Queens full of Fives)
rosee57 collected 3210 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3210 | Rake 0
Board [5s Qc 5h 7h Jc]
Seat 1: wizball folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: riverblu (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Jerbear_70 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: kenanisitt (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: maddiesluck folded on the Flop
Seat 6: McAusland showed [As Kc] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 8: rosee57 showed [Qh Qs] and won (3210) with a full house, Queens full of Fives
Seat 9: Greenwdsmn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Meh, got in with the best, he hit, I didn't.
PokerStars Tournament #177890219, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $0.25
45 players
Total Prize Pool: $11.25
Tournament started 2009/07/08 18:36:24 ET
Dear McAusland,
You finished the tournament in 7th place. A USD 0.39 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
Thank you for participating.
PokerStars Game #30248283661: Tournament #177890219, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2009/07/08 19:52:52 ET
Table '177890219 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: McAusland (2520 in chips)
Seat 2: slbda2nd (6440 in chips)
Seat 3: msolaror (8265 in chips)
Seat 4: soluto (3805 in chips)
Seat 5: juca786 (34055 in chips)
Seat 7: iamtheman48 (10460 in chips)
Seat 9: skras (1955 in chips)
McAusland: posts the ante 25
slbda2nd: posts the ante 25
msolaror: posts the ante 25
soluto: posts the ante 25
juca786: posts the ante 25
iamtheman48: posts the ante 25
skras: posts the ante 25
msolaror: posts small blind 200
soluto: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to McAusland [Ah 8d]
juca786: folds
iamtheman48: calls 400
skras: calls 400
McAusland: raises 2095 to 2495 and is all-in
slbda2nd: folds
msolaror: folds
soluto: folds
iamtheman48: calls 2095
skras: folds
*** FLOP *** [9s 7d Ks]
*** TURN *** [9s 7d Ks] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [9s 7d Ks 4s] [4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
iamtheman48: shows [Kc Td] (two pair, Kings and Fours)
McAusland: shows [Ah 8d] (a pair of Fours)
iamtheman48 collected 6165 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6165 | Rake 0
Board [9s 7d Ks 4s 4h]
Seat 1: McAusland showed [Ah 8d] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 2: slbda2nd (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: msolaror (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: soluto (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: juca786 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: iamtheman48 showed [Kc Td] and won (6165) with two pair, Kings and Fours
Seat 9: skras folded before Flop
Umm... oops? Thought he had AK and took a shot?
PokerStars Game #30327309332: Tournament #178440269, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2009/07/11 1:00:38 ET
Table '178440269 2' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: P_B_A_12 (7745 in chips)
Seat 3: Gacky1 (3430 in chips)
Seat 5: Jts*Shadow (3575 in chips)
Seat 6: McAusland (2127 in chips)
Seat 7: odaria (10448 in chips)
Gacky1: posts small blind 75
Jts*Shadow: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to McAusland [6s 6d]
McAusland: calls 150
odaria: folds
P_B_A_12: raises 450 to 600
Gacky1: folds
Jts*Shadow: folds
McAusland: raises 1527 to 2127 and is all-in
P_B_A_12: calls 1527
*** FLOP *** [Jh 9d Ac]
*** TURN *** [Jh 9d Ac] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 9d Ac 7c] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
McAusland: shows [6s 6d] (a pair of Sixes)
P_B_A_12: shows [Ah As] (three of a kind, Aces)
P_B_A_12 collected 4479 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4479 | Rake 0
Board [Jh 9d Ac 7c Kd]
Seat 1: P_B_A_12 (button) showed [Ah As] and won (4479) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 3: Gacky1 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Jts*Shadow (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: McAusland showed [6s 6d] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 7: odaria folded before Flop (didn't bet)
You finished the tournament in 4th place. A USD 1.41 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
**************** bust out hand ***********************
PokerStars Game #30327807157: Tournament #178437708, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2009/07/10 22:27:12 PT [2009/07/11 1:27:12 ET]
Table '178437708 5' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 4: sunandsand (24744 in chips)
Seat 5: felixx9999 (3762 in chips)
Seat 6: Dazim (23014 in chips)
Seat 8: hockref (15980 in chips)
sunandsand: posts the ante 50
felixx9999: posts the ante 50
Dazim: posts the ante 50
hockref: posts the ante 50
sunandsand: posts small blind 300
felixx9999: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hockref [Ad 5s]
Dazim: raises 1800 to 2400
hockref: raises 13530 to 15930 and is all-in
sunandsand: folds
felixx9999: folds
Dazim: calls 13530
*** FLOP *** [8d 8h 3h]
*** TURN *** [8d 8h 3h] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [8d 8h 3h 9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dazim: shows [3d Ac] (two pair, Eights and Threes)
hockref: shows [Ad 5s] (a pair of Eights)
Dazim collected 32960 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 32960 | Rake 0
Board [8d 8h 3h 9s Td]
Seat 4: sunandsand (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: felixx9999 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Dazim showed [3d Ac] and won (32960) with two pair, Eights and Threes
Seat 8: hockref (button) showed [Ad 5s] and lost with a pair of Eights
Back to form. Controlled this guy the whole time head's up, which was surprisingly long (nearly 15 minutes) considering the buyin.
PokerStars Tournament #178673912, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $0.25
45 players
Total Prize Pool: $11.25
Tournament started 2009/07/11 22:28:52 ET
Dear McAusland,
You finished the tournament in 1st place. A USD 3.49 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
PokerStars Game #30362876042: Tournament #178673912, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (800/1600) - 2009/07/12 0:27:11 ET
Table '178673912 2' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 6: Didiw1111 (27760 in chips)
Seat 9: McAusland (39740 in chips)
Didiw1111: posts the ante 75
McAusland: posts the ante 75
McAusland: posts small blind 800
Didiw1111: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to McAusland [Ad Js]
McAusland: raises 3200 to 4800
Didiw1111: raises 22885 to 27685 and is all-in
McAusland: calls 22885
*** FLOP *** [Ks Qs 9d]
*** TURN *** [Ks Qs 9d] [As]
*** RIVER *** [Ks Qs 9d As] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Didiw1111: shows [2d 2s] (a pair of Deuces)
McAusland: shows [Ad Js] (a pair of Aces)
McAusland collected 55520 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 55520 | Rake 0
Board [Ks Qs 9d As 3c]
Seat 6: Didiw1111 (big blind) showed [2d 2s] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 9: McAusland (button) (small blind) showed [Ad Js] and won (55520) with a pair of Aces
QQ UTG, sure I'll push. Oh, you have KK... ummm... gh sir.
PokerStars Game #30400922630: Tournament #178938574, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/07/13 0:07:08 ET
Table '178938574 1' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Pburgtrev (5663 in chips)
Seat 2: McAusland (1120 in chips)
Seat 4: TONYBZZZ (3550 in chips)
Seat 5: genkylling (4107 in chips)
Seat 6: WoodyBull (1770 in chips)
Seat 7: lakeerie32 (3575 in chips)
Seat 8: anny10 (10040 in chips)
Seat 9: JimHendrix (3040 in chips)
JimHendrix: posts small blind 50
Pburgtrev: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to McAusland [Qc Qh]
McAusland: raises 1020 to 1120 and is all-in
TONYBZZZ: folds
genkylling: folds
WoodyBull: raises 650 to 1770 and is all-in
lakeerie32: folds
anny10: folds
JimHendrix: raises 1270 to 3040 and is all-in
Pburgtrev: folds
Uncalled bet (1270) returned to JimHendrix
*** FLOP *** [9s 3c 3d]
*** TURN *** [9s 3c 3d] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [9s 3c 3d 8h] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JimHendrix: shows [Ac 7h] (two pair, Nines and Threes)
WoodyBull: shows [Ks Kc] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
WoodyBull collected 1300 from side pot
McAusland: shows [Qc Qh] (two pair, Queens and Nines)
WoodyBull collected 3460 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4760 Main pot 3460. Side pot 1300. | Rake 0
Board [9s 3c 3d 8h 9c]
Seat 1: Pburgtrev (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: McAusland showed [Qc Qh] and lost with two pair, Queens and Nines
Seat 4: TONYBZZZ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: genkylling folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: WoodyBull showed [Ks Kc] and won (4760) with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 7: lakeerie32 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: anny10 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: JimHendrix (small blind) showed [Ac 7h] and lost with two pair, Nines and Threes
Game #12 - 33 to go. $5.35 so far. That's a 2.35 cent profit over probably 12 hours of playing time. nice! lol
*********** # 1 **************
PokerStars Game #30401341655: Tournament #178932283, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2009/07/12 21:27:30 PT [2009/07/13 0:27:30 ET]
Table '178932283 2' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Mr. Juiz (16450 in chips)
Seat 2: angie3boys (41636 in chips)
Seat 7: hockref (9414 in chips)
Mr. Juiz: posts the ante 50
angie3boys: posts the ante 50
hockref: posts the ante 50
angie3boys: posts small blind 300
hockref: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hockref [Kd Td]
Mr. Juiz: raises 600 to 1200
Dear hockref,
You finished the tournament in 3rd place. A USD 1.86 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
You earned 27.07 tournament leader points in this tournament. For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at
**************Bust Out Hand ************************
angie3boys: folds
hockref: raises 8164 to 9364 and is all-in
Mr. Juiz: calls 8164
*** FLOP *** [As 7d 8s]
*** TURN *** [As 7d 8s] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [As 7d 8s 9s] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hockref: shows [Kd Td] (a pair of Aces)
Mr. Juiz: shows [Kc Qs] (a pair of Aces - King+Queen kicker)
Mr. Juiz collected 19178 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 19178 | Rake 0
Board [As 7d 8s 9s Ah]
Seat 1: Mr. Juiz (button) showed [Kc Qs] and won (19178) with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: angie3boys (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: hockref (big blind) showed [Kd Td] and lost with a pair of Aces
4 handed, BB had been calling with any two, so I figured I'd push and beat him to the punch. Oh, yeah, he kinda had me dominated. Oops.
PokerStars Tournament #179028432, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $0.25
45 players
Total Prize Pool: $11.25
Tournament started 2009/07/13 11:22:30 ET
Dear McAusland,
You finished the tournament in 4th place. A USD 1.41 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
Thank you for participating.
PokerStars Game #30415958626: Tournament #179028432, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2009/07/13 13:03:56 ET
Table '179028432 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 3: vidimanya (6670 in chips)
Seat 4: Fanatspartak (20610 in chips)
Seat 7: McAusland (14860 in chips)
Seat 9: kelalaka (25360 in chips)
vidimanya: posts the ante 50
Fanatspartak: posts the ante 50
McAusland: posts the ante 50
kelalaka: posts the ante 50
McAusland: posts small blind 400
kelalaka: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to McAusland [Ac Th]
vidimanya: folds
Fanatspartak: folds
McAusland: raises 14010 to 14810 and is all-in
kelalaka: calls 14010
*** FLOP *** [8d Kc Qc]
McAusland said, "nh gg"
*** TURN *** [8d Kc Qc] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [8d Kc Qc 2h] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
McAusland: shows [Ac Th] (a pair of Deuces)
kelalaka: shows [Ah Qh] (two pair, Queens and Deuces)
kelalaka collected 29820 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 29820 | Rake 0
Board [8d Kc Qc 2h 2s]
Seat 3: vidimanya folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Fanatspartak (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: McAusland (small blind) showed [Ac Th] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 9: kelalaka (big blind) showed [Ah Qh] and won (29820) with two pair, Queens and Deuces
Can I take the cinammon challenge now and forfeit?
I'm not sure I can sit through 30 more games of hands like the following
- utg raises 3x bb, mid calls, I call right after mid, another raise right after me, button calls, utg folds mid raieses again I fold my A10 thinking it's no good, It ends up with the two them all in. What do they have?
One had A4o the other has A2s. I'm just going to eat the cinammon to put myself out of my misery.
I donked this one off because dinner was ready. One of the points of this was to play only when you had time to focus and here I am breaking my own rules!
I was all in 3 hands in a row
********************bust out hand******************
*********** # 1 **************
PokerStars Game #30433005346: Tournament #179153285, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/07/13 17:51:48 PT [2009/07/13 20:51:48 ET]
Table '179153285 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: hockref (960 in chips)
Seat 3: arteaga33 (4510 in chips)
Seat 4: SunDownx (2790 in chips)
Seat 6: mistermagooo (2260 in chips)
Seat 7: mcl123667 (3790 in chips)
Seat 8: Nikotukas (1200 in chips)
Seat 9: neneth (5790 in chips)
arteaga33: posts small blind 50
SunDownx: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hockref [8d 8s]
mistermagooo: folds
mcl123667: folds
Nikotukas: folds
hockref said, "fts"
neneth: calls 100
hockref: raises 860 to 960 and is all-in
arteaga33: folds
SunDownx: folds
neneth: calls 860
*** FLOP *** [4s 5h 3c]
*** TURN *** [4s 5h 3c] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [4s 5h 3c 4c] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
neneth: shows (two pair, Queens and Fours)
hockref: shows [8d 8s] (two pair, Eights and Fours)
neneth collected 2070 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2070 | Rake 0
Board [4s 5h 3c 4c Qh]
Seat 2: hockref (button) showed [8d 8s] and lost with two pair, Eights and Fours
Seat 3: arteaga33 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: SunDownx (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: mistermagooo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: mcl123667 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Nikotukas folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: neneth showed and won (2070) with two pair, Queens and Fours
All I'm hearing with every one of these posts from my brother is blah blah blah I suck, blah blah blah I have no shot, blah blah blah my little brother is better than me at everything and I have no hope of ever being able to one up him unless I start taking steroids and volunteer for radical science experiments, blah blah blah did I meantion I suck?
Who's the one that got kicked out of minor hockey when he was SIX because he pulled a Ron Hextall and baseball swung his stick at a kid who accidentally went through the corner of his crease...
Who never played sports after 7th grade because he thought he being in the school band would get him more chicks, and started playing the french horn... (NOTE: he did end up meeting what would become his wife in said school band, but she wouldn't give him the time of day until a month into it when he switched to the sax)
Who's the one that got ridiculously drunk when he was 15 with one of his cousins and thought it would be a great idea to order a bunch of chow mein to go with his vodka...
There's so much more, but let's see if you have anything you can throw back at me.
Oh, and one more thing. Two words: scoreboard bitch!
Who's the one that got kicked out of minor hockey when he was SIX because he pulled a Ron Hextall and baseball swung his stick at a kid who accidentally went through the corner of his crease...
Who never played sports after 7th grade because he thought he being in the school band would get him more chicks, and started playing the french horn... (NOTE: he did end up meeting what would become his wife in said school band, but she wouldn't give him the time of day until a month into it when he switched to the sax)
Who's the one that got ridiculously drunk when he was 15 with one of his cousins and thought it would be a great idea to order a bunch of chow mein to go with his vodka...
There's so much more, but let's see if you have anything you can throw back at me.
Oh, and one more thing. Two words: scoreboard bitch!
Never passed T ball?? I did , but who gave up baseball for a game where he spent his whole time on the field with another guys hands grabbing his ass?
Ron Hextall? Damn F***ing right, stay out of my crease or pay. It just seemed ultra violent to you because you played on a 50/50 boys / girl to "better develop your skills" before joing the rest of us.
Sports after 7th grade? I got paid for the sports I played all through high school and if memory serves it took you two years to start imitating me!
School band, yep and proud of it. I could have had another guys hands all over my ass like you did playing football but I took band and got laid a lot. I like my choice but each to their own.....
The chow mein story? That is no where near my most embarrassing teenage drunk story.
I forgot you cleaned that up, If I haven't said it before, thanks you the man!
I thought this was going to be an epic exchange that would require me bringing up the sample sausasge story or possibly Tarzan over the creek but it's not there....yet ;-)
You sure have an obsession with how many guys grabbed my ass. Funny, I didn't realize that when mom and dad had you in the U.S. it was in Alabama.
You got paid to be a hockey ref. That's not a sport, that's you finding a way to make money off of your favourite hobby: watching other people be great at things. You mastered it watching me kick ass at every sport throughout the years.
Getting laid during your band years is somewhat misleading, as in a blatant lie. You, yourself and your hand do not count as an orgy.
Basically, you're my theme song guy. Thanks for finally learning how to play in tune.
Got short stacked to 20 chips after getting all in w/ AKh against A9c and A10o. Of course, wost hand hits and I'm stuck pushing next hand, which happens to walk into AA. lol
PokerStars Game #30438980716: Tournament #179200217, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2009/07/14 0:36:33 ET
Table '179200217 4' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: Merikol (1480 in chips)
Seat 3: mikek8686 (2190 in chips)
Seat 4: oXNinjaXo (1480 in chips)
Seat 5: player8977 (1180 in chips)
Seat 6: McAusland (20 in chips)
Seat 7: ONE1227 (1480 in chips)
Seat 8: lesnihiy1 (4170 in chips)
Seat 9: mmartin7253 (1500 in chips)
oXNinjaXo: posts small blind 10
player8977: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to McAusland
McAusland: calls 20 and is all-in
ONE1227: folds
lesnihiy1: raises 20 to 40
mmartin7253 has timed out
mmartin7253: folds
mmartin7253 is sitting out
Merikol: folds
mikek8686: folds
oXNinjaXo: raises 40 to 80
player8977: calls 60
lesnihiy1: raises 1500 to 1580
oXNinjaXo: calls 1400 and is all-in
player8977: folds
Uncalled bet (100) returned to lesnihiy1
*** FLOP *** [Qh 6d 3h]
*** TURN *** [Qh 6d 3h] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 6d 3h Kc] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
oXNinjaXo: shows [9c 9h] (a pair of Nines)
lesnihiy1: shows [Ad As] (a pair of Aces)
lesnihiy1 collected 2980 from side pot
McAusland: shows (a pair of Queens)
oXNinjaXo is sitting out
lesnihiy1 collected 80 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3060 Main pot 80. Side pot 2980. | Rake 0
Board [Qh 6d 3h Kc 4s]
Seat 2: Merikol folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: mikek8686 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: oXNinjaXo (small blind) showed [9c 9h] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 5: player8977 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: McAusland showed and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 7: ONE1227 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: lesnihiy1 showed [Ad As] and won (3060) with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: mmartin7253 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Really should have tossed this, but this guy had made that bet with bottom pair twice in a row and both times hit rivers to suck out. Too much draw to fold but there was nothing in the pot. Definitely too tired to be playing.
PokerStars Game #30440117038: Tournament #179202237, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2009/07/14 1:34:45 ET
Table '179202237 5' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 2: chuckcity69 (15160 in chips)
Seat 3: killzonetaco (4792 in chips)
Seat 4: McAusland (9224 in chips)
Seat 7: fallenstar18 (1748 in chips)
Seat 8: hil28 (7284 in chips)
Seat 9: LiteHouseMan (2145 in chips)
LiteHouseMan: posts small blind 75
chuckcity69: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to McAusland [Tc 9c]
killzonetaco: calls 150
McAusland: calls 150
fallenstar18: folds
hil28: folds
LiteHouseMan: folds
chuckcity69: checks
*** FLOP *** [3c Jd Qh]
chuckcity69: checks
killzonetaco: checks
McAusland: checks
*** TURN *** [3c Jd Qh] [5c]
chuckcity69: bets 15010 and is all-in
killzonetaco: calls 4642 and is all-in
McAusland: calls 9074 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (5936) returned to chuckcity69
*** RIVER *** [3c Jd Qh 5c] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
chuckcity69: shows [Qs 3h] (two pair, Queens and Threes)
McAusland: shows [Tc 9c] (high card Queen)
chuckcity69 collected 8864 from side pot
killzonetaco: shows [Js Td] (a pair of Jacks)
chuckcity69 collected 14451 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 23315 Main pot 14451. Side pot 8864. | Rake 0
Board [3c Jd Qh 5c 6d]
Seat 2: chuckcity69 (big blind) showed [Qs 3h] and won (23315) with two pair, Queens and Threes
Seat 3: killzonetaco showed [Js Td] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 4: McAusland showed [Tc 9c] and lost with high card Queen
Seat 7: fallenstar18 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: hil28 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: LiteHouseMan (small blind) folded before Flop
This isn't P* or FTP. It'll take a lot more than one swear word to get a ban, you jackass.
But I notice you didn't refute the comment about having never won more than enough to buy a happy meal. Maybe you should work on that... Just a thought...
Hadn't seen a hand in twenty minutes and he'd pushed with 44 twice, 33, A4d and 56c, so I liked my chances. Oops.
PokerStars Game #30452344920: Tournament #179282563, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2009/07/14 12:15:32 ET
Table '179282563 3' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Na_Dini_2_7 (4083 in chips)
Seat 2: Frito1977 (19139 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: KRISOCHMIKE (3645 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: RedBaronNL (19190 in chips)
Seat 5: McAusland (2295 in chips)
Seat 6: Ante Annie (715 in chips)
Seat 7: nOnZP (3790 in chips)
Seat 8: A.A.Petrov (3045 in chips)
Seat 9: killerleggy (11598 in chips)
Na_Dini_2_7: posts the ante 25
Frito1977: posts the ante 25
KRISOCHMIKE: posts the ante 25
RedBaronNL: posts the ante 25
McAusland: posts the ante 25
Ante Annie: posts the ante 25
nOnZP: posts the ante 25
A.A.Petrov: posts the ante 25
killerleggy: posts the ante 25
RedBaronNL: posts small blind 100
McAusland: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to McAusland [7d 7c]
Ante Annie: folds
nOnZP: folds
A.A.Petrov: folds
killerleggy: folds
Na_Dini_2_7: folds
Frito1977: folds
KRISOCHMIKE: folds
KRISOCHMIKE has returned
McAusland said, "Especially smart to fold to a 65 chip bet. That's just classically smart."
RedBaronNL said, "but stil better then u..."
RedBaronNL: raises 6800 to 7000
McAusland: calls 2070 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (4730) returned to RedBaronNL
*** FLOP *** [3c 8s Ad]
McAusland said, "uh huh. gh sir"
*** TURN *** [3c 8s Ad] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [3c 8s Ad Jd] [Js]
RedBaronNL said, "see.."
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RedBaronNL: shows [Qd Qs] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
McAusland: shows [7d 7c] (two pair, Jacks and Sevens)
RedBaronNL collected 4765 from pot
RedBaronNL said, "bye"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4765 | Rake 0
Board [3c 8s Ad Jd Js]
Seat 1: Na_Dini_2_7 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Frito1977 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: KRISOCHMIKE (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: RedBaronNL (small blind) showed [Qd Qs] and won (4765) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 5: McAusland (big blind) showed [7d 7c] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sevens
Seat 6: Ante Annie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: nOnZP folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: A.A.Petrov folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: killerleggy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Comments
Meh, got in on a coin flip, guy flopped as near to the stone cold nuts as possible. Can't win'em all.
PokerStars Game #30216841823: Tournament #177683039, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/07/07 23:18:03 ET
Table '177683039 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: wizball (4678 in chips)
Seat 2: riverblu (1405 in chips)
Seat 3: Jerbear_70 (2085 in chips)
Seat 4: kenanisitt (4655 in chips)
Seat 5: maddiesluck (2435 in chips)
Seat 6: McAusland (1020 in chips)
Seat 8: rosee57 (4035 in chips)
Seat 9: Greenwdsmn (1275 in chips)
Jerbear_70: posts small blind 50
kenanisitt: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to McAusland [As Kc]
maddiesluck: raises 100 to 200
McAusland: raises 820 to 1020 and is all-in
rosee57: calls 1020
Greenwdsmn: folds
wizball: folds
riverblu: folds
Jerbear_70: folds
kenanisitt: folds
maddiesluck: calls 820
*** FLOP *** [5s Qc 5h]
maddiesluck: checks
rosee57: bets 100
maddiesluck: folds
Uncalled bet (100) returned to rosee57
*** TURN *** [5s Qc 5h] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [5s Qc 5h 7h] [Jc]
McAusland said, "vnh"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
McAusland: shows [As Kc] (a pair of Fives)
rosee57: shows [Qh Qs] (a full house, Queens full of Fives)
rosee57 collected 3210 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3210 | Rake 0
Board [5s Qc 5h 7h Jc]
Seat 1: wizball folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: riverblu (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Jerbear_70 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: kenanisitt (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: maddiesluck folded on the Flop
Seat 6: McAusland showed [As Kc] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 8: rosee57 showed [Qh Qs] and won (3210) with a full house, Queens full of Fives
Seat 9: Greenwdsmn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
This coin flip thing is starting to hit tails a little too often.
PokerStars Game #30230539831: Tournament #177779263, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2009/07/08 11:29:20 ET
Table '177779263 2' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: heyman46 (4175 in chips)
Seat 4: kent52 (3450 in chips)
Seat 5: S.Wieske (2550 in chips)
Seat 6: McAusland (1000 in chips)
Seat 7: ich522 (1350 in chips)
Seat 8: Yanika_S (2757 in chips)
Seat 9: jtgiant (770 in chips)
jtgiant: posts small blind 75
heyman46: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to McAusland [5h 5d]
kent52: folds
S.Wieske: folds
McAusland: raises 850 to 1000 and is all-in
ich522: folds
Yanika_S: folds
jtgiant: folds
heyman46: calls 850
*** FLOP *** [Jh 6s 8s]
*** TURN *** [Jh 6s 8s]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 6s 8s Td] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
heyman46: shows [Kd Ad] (a pair of Aces)
McAusland: shows [5h 5d] (a pair of Fives)
heyman46 collected 2075 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2075 | Rake 0
Board [Jh 6s 8s Td Ah]
Seat 1: heyman46 (big blind) showed [Kd Ad] and won (2075) with a pair of Aces
Seat 4: kent52 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: S.Wieske folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: McAusland showed [5h 5d] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 7: ich522 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Yanika_S (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: jtgiant (small blind) folded before Flop
Wrong time to try stealing. Oops.
PokerStars Game #30233079682: Tournament #177795640, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2009/07/08 12:57:58 ET
Table '177795640 5' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: McAusland (1555 in chips)
Seat 2: sparkie1972 (4710 in chips)
Seat 4: Gotgame1985 (5000 in chips)
Seat 5: DerekTBrown (2545 in chips)
Seat 6: gabrieltcsp (3090 in chips)
Seat 7: hockref (2030 in chips)
Seat 8: agustin_kv (3965 in chips)
Seat 9: marifi (2375 in chips)
McAusland: posts small blind 75
sparkie1972: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to McAusland [As 3d]
Gotgame1985: folds
DerekTBrown: folds
gabrieltcsp: folds
hockref: folds
agustin_kv: folds
marifi: folds
McAusland: raises 1405 to 1555 and is all-in
sparkie1972: calls 1405
*** FLOP *** [Ts 7c 2d]
*** TURN *** [Ts 7c 2d] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 7c 2d 5d] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
McAusland: shows [As 3d] (high card Ace)
sparkie1972: shows [Js Ad] (high card Ace - Queen+Jack kicker)
sparkie1972 collected 3110 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3110 | Rake 0
Board [Ts 7c 2d 5d Qc]
Seat 1: McAusland (small blind) showed [As 3d] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 2: sparkie1972 (big blind) showed [Js Ad] and won (3110) with high card Ace
Seat 4: Gotgame1985 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: DerekTBrown folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: gabrieltcsp folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: hockref folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: agustin_kv folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: marifi (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Starting to seem like it's not my day for these...
PokerStars Game #30238498162: Tournament #177837929, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2009/07/08 15:27:32 ET
Table '177837929 3' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: ADRIANA-NI (2190 in chips)
Seat 2: Revelon (1520 in chips)
Seat 4: dru0 (3340 in chips)
Seat 5: gmc999 (2210 in chips)
Seat 6: salvy689 (2655 in chips)
Seat 7: 69Mosteboule (3795 in chips)
Seat 8: McAusland (1290 in chips)
McAusland: posts small blind 15
ADRIANA-NI: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to McAusland [Qh As]
Revelon: folds
dru0: folds
gmc999: raises 30 to 60
salvy689: raises 30 to 90
69Mosteboule: calls 90
McAusland: calls 75
ADRIANA-NI: calls 60
gmc999: raises 30 to 120
salvy689: calls 30
69Mosteboule: calls 30
McAusland: calls 30
ADRIANA-NI: calls 30
*** FLOP *** [Qd 4c 4s]
McAusland: checks
ADRIANA-NI: bets 60
gmc999: raises 60 to 120
salvy689: calls 120
69Mosteboule: folds
McAusland: calls 120
ADRIANA-NI: calls 60
*** TURN *** [Qd 4c 4s] [2h]
McAusland: bets 1050 and is all-in
ADRIANA-NI: raises 900 to 1950 and is all-in
gmc999: folds
salvy689: folds
Uncalled bet (900) returned to ADRIANA-NI
*** RIVER *** [Qd 4c 4s 2h] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
McAusland: shows [Qh As] (two pair, Queens and Fours)
ADRIANA-NI: shows [2d 2s] (a full house, Deuces full of Fours)
ADRIANA-NI collected 3180 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3180 | Rake 0
Board [Qd 4c 4s 2h Jd]
Seat 1: ADRIANA-NI (big blind) showed [2d 2s] and won (3180) with a full house, Deuces full of Fours
Seat 2: Revelon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: dru0 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: gmc999 folded on the Turn
Seat 6: salvy689 folded on the Turn
Seat 7: 69Mosteboule (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: McAusland (small blind) showed [Qh As] and lost with two pair, Queens and Fours
Meh, got in with the best, he hit, I didn't.
PokerStars Tournament #177890219, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $0.25
45 players
Total Prize Pool: $11.25
Tournament started 2009/07/08 18:36:24 ET
Dear McAusland,
You finished the tournament in 7th place. A USD 0.39 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
You earned 17.72 tournament leader points in this tournament. For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at PokerStars Multi-Table Tournament Leader Board Home Page
Congratulations!
Thank you for participating.
PokerStars Game #30248283661: Tournament #177890219, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2009/07/08 19:52:52 ET
Table '177890219 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: McAusland (2520 in chips)
Seat 2: slbda2nd (6440 in chips)
Seat 3: msolaror (8265 in chips)
Seat 4: soluto (3805 in chips)
Seat 5: juca786 (34055 in chips)
Seat 7: iamtheman48 (10460 in chips)
Seat 9: skras (1955 in chips)
McAusland: posts the ante 25
slbda2nd: posts the ante 25
msolaror: posts the ante 25
soluto: posts the ante 25
juca786: posts the ante 25
iamtheman48: posts the ante 25
skras: posts the ante 25
msolaror: posts small blind 200
soluto: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to McAusland [Ah 8d]
juca786: folds
iamtheman48: calls 400
skras: calls 400
McAusland: raises 2095 to 2495 and is all-in
slbda2nd: folds
msolaror: folds
soluto: folds
iamtheman48: calls 2095
skras: folds
*** FLOP *** [9s 7d Ks]
*** TURN *** [9s 7d Ks] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [9s 7d Ks 4s] [4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
iamtheman48: shows [Kc Td] (two pair, Kings and Fours)
McAusland: shows [Ah 8d] (a pair of Fours)
iamtheman48 collected 6165 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6165 | Rake 0
Board [9s 7d Ks 4s 4h]
Seat 1: McAusland showed [Ah 8d] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 2: slbda2nd (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: msolaror (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: soluto (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: juca786 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: iamtheman48 showed [Kc Td] and won (6165) with two pair, Kings and Fours
Seat 9: skras folded before Flop
PokerStars Tournament #177995232, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $0.25
45 players
Total Prize Pool: $11.25
Tournament started 2009/07/09 3:37:50 PT [2009/07/09 6:37:50 ET]
Dear hockref,
You finished the tournament in 6th place. A USD 0.67 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
You earned 19.14 tournament leader points in this tournament. For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at
Umm... oops? Thought he had AK and took a shot?
PokerStars Game #30327309332: Tournament #178440269, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2009/07/11 1:00:38 ET
Table '178440269 2' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: P_B_A_12 (7745 in chips)
Seat 3: Gacky1 (3430 in chips)
Seat 5: Jts*Shadow (3575 in chips)
Seat 6: McAusland (2127 in chips)
Seat 7: odaria (10448 in chips)
Gacky1: posts small blind 75
Jts*Shadow: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to McAusland [6s 6d]
McAusland: calls 150
odaria: folds
P_B_A_12: raises 450 to 600
Gacky1: folds
Jts*Shadow: folds
McAusland: raises 1527 to 2127 and is all-in
P_B_A_12: calls 1527
*** FLOP *** [Jh 9d Ac]
*** TURN *** [Jh 9d Ac] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 9d Ac 7c] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
McAusland: shows [6s 6d] (a pair of Sixes)
P_B_A_12: shows [Ah As] (three of a kind, Aces)
P_B_A_12 collected 4479 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4479 | Rake 0
Board [Jh 9d Ac 7c Kd]
Seat 1: P_B_A_12 (button) showed [Ah As] and won (4479) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 3: Gacky1 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Jts*Shadow (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: McAusland showed [6s 6d] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 7: odaria folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Dear hockref,
You finished the tournament in 4th place. A USD 1.41 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
**************** bust out hand ***********************
PokerStars Game #30327807157: Tournament #178437708, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2009/07/10 22:27:12 PT [2009/07/11 1:27:12 ET]
Table '178437708 5' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 4: sunandsand (24744 in chips)
Seat 5: felixx9999 (3762 in chips)
Seat 6: Dazim (23014 in chips)
Seat 8: hockref (15980 in chips)
sunandsand: posts the ante 50
felixx9999: posts the ante 50
Dazim: posts the ante 50
hockref: posts the ante 50
sunandsand: posts small blind 300
felixx9999: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hockref [Ad 5s]
Dazim: raises 1800 to 2400
hockref: raises 13530 to 15930 and is all-in
sunandsand: folds
felixx9999: folds
Dazim: calls 13530
*** FLOP *** [8d 8h 3h]
*** TURN *** [8d 8h 3h] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [8d 8h 3h 9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dazim: shows [3d Ac] (two pair, Eights and Threes)
hockref: shows [Ad 5s] (a pair of Eights)
Dazim collected 32960 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 32960 | Rake 0
Board [8d 8h 3h 9s Td]
Seat 4: sunandsand (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: felixx9999 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Dazim showed [3d Ac] and won (32960) with two pair, Eights and Threes
Seat 8: hockref (button) showed [Ad 5s] and lost with a pair of Eights
Table '178518382 4' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: hairsprung (1315 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: Jutta1234 (1583 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: vc0073 (1795 in chips)
Seat 4: aydu46 (10540 in chips)
Seat 6: JeuxSurLeNet (4567 in chips)
Seat 7: BUMFLUFF 08 (5800 in chips)
Seat 8: Hobo84 (3350 in chips)
Seat 9: hockref (1775 in chips)
Hobo84: posts small blind 75
hockref: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hockref [Jd Jc]
hairsprung: folds
Jutta1234: folds
vc0073: folds
aydu46: calls 150
JeuxSurLeNet: folds
BUMFLUFF 08: folds
Hobo84: folds
hockref: raises 1625 to 1775 and is all-in
aydu46: calls 1625
*** FLOP *** [Th 6c 9h]
*** TURN *** [Th 6c 9h] [As]
*** RIVER *** [Th 6c 9h As] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hockref: shows [Jd Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
aydu46: shows [Ah Tc] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
aydu46 collected 3625 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3625 | Rake 0
Board [Th 6c 9h As Qd]
Seat 1: hairsprung folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Jutta1234 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: vc0073 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: aydu46 showed [Ah Tc] and won (3625) with two pair, Aces and Tens
Seat 6: JeuxSurLeNet folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: BUMFLUFF 08 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Hobo84 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: hockref (big blind) showed [Jd Jc] and lost with a pair of Jacks
YouTube - Great Big Sea - Donkey Riding
Back to form. Controlled this guy the whole time head's up, which was surprisingly long (nearly 15 minutes) considering the buyin.
PokerStars Tournament #178673912, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $0.25
45 players
Total Prize Pool: $11.25
Tournament started 2009/07/11 22:28:52 ET
Dear McAusland,
You finished the tournament in 1st place. A USD 3.49 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
You earned 46.89 tournament leader points in this tournament. For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at PokerStars Multi-Table Tournament Leader Board Home Page
Congratulations!
Thank you for participating.
PokerStars Game #30362876042: Tournament #178673912, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (800/1600) - 2009/07/12 0:27:11 ET
Table '178673912 2' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 6: Didiw1111 (27760 in chips)
Seat 9: McAusland (39740 in chips)
Didiw1111: posts the ante 75
McAusland: posts the ante 75
McAusland: posts small blind 800
Didiw1111: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to McAusland [Ad Js]
McAusland: raises 3200 to 4800
Didiw1111: raises 22885 to 27685 and is all-in
McAusland: calls 22885
*** FLOP *** [Ks Qs 9d]
*** TURN *** [Ks Qs 9d] [As]
*** RIVER *** [Ks Qs 9d As] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Didiw1111: shows [2d 2s] (a pair of Deuces)
McAusland: shows [Ad Js] (a pair of Aces)
McAusland collected 55520 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 55520 | Rake 0
Board [Ks Qs 9d As 3c]
Seat 6: Didiw1111 (big blind) showed [2d 2s] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 9: McAusland (button) (small blind) showed [Ad Js] and won (55520) with a pair of Aces
QQ UTG, sure I'll push. Oh, you have KK... ummm... gh sir.
PokerStars Game #30400922630: Tournament #178938574, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/07/13 0:07:08 ET
Table '178938574 1' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Pburgtrev (5663 in chips)
Seat 2: McAusland (1120 in chips)
Seat 4: TONYBZZZ (3550 in chips)
Seat 5: genkylling (4107 in chips)
Seat 6: WoodyBull (1770 in chips)
Seat 7: lakeerie32 (3575 in chips)
Seat 8: anny10 (10040 in chips)
Seat 9: JimHendrix (3040 in chips)
JimHendrix: posts small blind 50
Pburgtrev: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to McAusland [Qc Qh]
McAusland: raises 1020 to 1120 and is all-in
TONYBZZZ: folds
genkylling: folds
WoodyBull: raises 650 to 1770 and is all-in
lakeerie32: folds
anny10: folds
JimHendrix: raises 1270 to 3040 and is all-in
Pburgtrev: folds
Uncalled bet (1270) returned to JimHendrix
*** FLOP *** [9s 3c 3d]
*** TURN *** [9s 3c 3d] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [9s 3c 3d 8h] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JimHendrix: shows [Ac 7h] (two pair, Nines and Threes)
WoodyBull: shows [Ks Kc] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
WoodyBull collected 1300 from side pot
McAusland: shows [Qc Qh] (two pair, Queens and Nines)
WoodyBull collected 3460 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4760 Main pot 3460. Side pot 1300. | Rake 0
Board [9s 3c 3d 8h 9c]
Seat 1: Pburgtrev (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: McAusland showed [Qc Qh] and lost with two pair, Queens and Nines
Seat 4: TONYBZZZ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: genkylling folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: WoodyBull showed [Ks Kc] and won (4760) with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 7: lakeerie32 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: anny10 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: JimHendrix (small blind) showed [Ac 7h] and lost with two pair, Nines and Threes
*********** # 1 **************
PokerStars Game #30401341655: Tournament #178932283, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2009/07/12 21:27:30 PT [2009/07/13 0:27:30 ET]
Table '178932283 2' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Mr. Juiz (16450 in chips)
Seat 2: angie3boys (41636 in chips)
Seat 7: hockref (9414 in chips)
Mr. Juiz: posts the ante 50
angie3boys: posts the ante 50
hockref: posts the ante 50
angie3boys: posts small blind 300
hockref: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hockref [Kd Td]
Mr. Juiz: raises 600 to 1200
Dear hockref,
You finished the tournament in 3rd place. A USD 1.86 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
You earned 27.07 tournament leader points in this tournament. For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at
**************Bust Out Hand ************************
angie3boys: folds
hockref: raises 8164 to 9364 and is all-in
Mr. Juiz: calls 8164
*** FLOP *** [As 7d 8s]
*** TURN *** [As 7d 8s] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [As 7d 8s 9s] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hockref: shows [Kd Td] (a pair of Aces)
Mr. Juiz: shows [Kc Qs] (a pair of Aces - King+Queen kicker)
Mr. Juiz collected 19178 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 19178 | Rake 0
Board [As 7d 8s 9s Ah]
Seat 1: Mr. Juiz (button) showed [Kc Qs] and won (19178) with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: angie3boys (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: hockref (big blind) showed [Kd Td] and lost with a pair of Aces
4 handed, BB had been calling with any two, so I figured I'd push and beat him to the punch. Oh, yeah, he kinda had me dominated. Oops.
PokerStars Tournament #179028432, No Limit Hold'em
Buy-In: $0.25
45 players
Total Prize Pool: $11.25
Tournament started 2009/07/13 11:22:30 ET
Dear McAusland,
You finished the tournament in 4th place. A USD 1.41 award has been credited to your Real Money account.
You earned 23.44 tournament leader points in this tournament. For information about our tournament leader board, see our web site at PokerStars Multi-Table Tournament Leader Board Home Page
Congratulations!
Thank you for participating.
PokerStars Game #30415958626: Tournament #179028432, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2009/07/13 13:03:56 ET
Table '179028432 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 3: vidimanya (6670 in chips)
Seat 4: Fanatspartak (20610 in chips)
Seat 7: McAusland (14860 in chips)
Seat 9: kelalaka (25360 in chips)
vidimanya: posts the ante 50
Fanatspartak: posts the ante 50
McAusland: posts the ante 50
kelalaka: posts the ante 50
McAusland: posts small blind 400
kelalaka: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to McAusland [Ac Th]
vidimanya: folds
Fanatspartak: folds
McAusland: raises 14010 to 14810 and is all-in
kelalaka: calls 14010
*** FLOP *** [8d Kc Qc]
McAusland said, "nh gg"
*** TURN *** [8d Kc Qc] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [8d Kc Qc 2h] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
McAusland: shows [Ac Th] (a pair of Deuces)
kelalaka: shows [Ah Qh] (two pair, Queens and Deuces)
kelalaka collected 29820 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 29820 | Rake 0
Board [8d Kc Qc 2h 2s]
Seat 3: vidimanya folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Fanatspartak (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: McAusland (small blind) showed [Ac Th] and lost with a pair of Deuces
Seat 9: kelalaka (big blind) showed [Ah Qh] and won (29820) with two pair, Queens and Deuces
I'm not sure I can sit through 30 more games of hands like the following
- utg raises 3x bb, mid calls, I call right after mid, another raise right after me, button calls, utg folds mid raieses again I fold my A10 thinking it's no good, It ends up with the two them all in. What do they have?
One had A4o the other has A2s. I'm just going to eat the cinammon to put myself out of my misery.
I was all in 3 hands in a row
********************bust out hand******************
*********** # 1 **************
PokerStars Game #30433005346: Tournament #179153285, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/07/13 17:51:48 PT [2009/07/13 20:51:48 ET]
Table '179153285 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: hockref (960 in chips)
Seat 3: arteaga33 (4510 in chips)
Seat 4: SunDownx (2790 in chips)
Seat 6: mistermagooo (2260 in chips)
Seat 7: mcl123667 (3790 in chips)
Seat 8: Nikotukas (1200 in chips)
Seat 9: neneth (5790 in chips)
arteaga33: posts small blind 50
SunDownx: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hockref [8d 8s]
mistermagooo: folds
mcl123667: folds
Nikotukas: folds
hockref said, "fts"
neneth: calls 100
hockref: raises 860 to 960 and is all-in
arteaga33: folds
SunDownx: folds
neneth: calls 860
*** FLOP *** [4s 5h 3c]
*** TURN *** [4s 5h 3c] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [4s 5h 3c 4c] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
neneth: shows (two pair, Queens and Fours)
hockref: shows [8d 8s] (two pair, Eights and Fours)
neneth collected 2070 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2070 | Rake 0
Board [4s 5h 3c 4c Qh]
Seat 2: hockref (button) showed [8d 8s] and lost with two pair, Eights and Fours
Seat 3: arteaga33 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: SunDownx (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: mistermagooo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: mcl123667 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Nikotukas folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: neneth showed and won (2070) with two pair, Queens and Fours
I feel the need to not damage your fragile ego by utterly crushing you. I'm looking for excuses to spare your feelings
I feel guilty as I'm sure the fragility of your feelings comes from all those years living in the shadow of someone as awesome as me!
Who's the one that never made it past t-ball...
Who's the one that got kicked out of minor hockey when he was SIX because he pulled a Ron Hextall and baseball swung his stick at a kid who accidentally went through the corner of his crease...
Who never played sports after 7th grade because he thought he being in the school band would get him more chicks, and started playing the french horn... (NOTE: he did end up meeting what would become his wife in said school band, but she wouldn't give him the time of day until a month into it when he switched to the sax)
Who's the one that got ridiculously drunk when he was 15 with one of his cousins and thought it would be a great idea to order a bunch of chow mein to go with his vodka...
There's so much more, but let's see if you have anything you can throw back at me.
Oh, and one more thing. Two words: scoreboard bitch!
Never passed T ball?? I did , but who gave up baseball for a game where he spent his whole time on the field with another guys hands grabbing his ass?
Ron Hextall? Damn F***ing right, stay out of my crease or pay. It just seemed ultra violent to you because you played on a 50/50 boys / girl to "better develop your skills" before joing the rest of us.
Sports after 7th grade? I got paid for the sports I played all through high school and if memory serves it took you two years to start imitating me!
School band, yep and proud of it. I could have had another guys hands all over my ass like you did playing football but I took band and got laid a lot. I like my choice but each to their own.....
The chow mein story? That is no where near my most embarrassing teenage drunk story.
I forgot you cleaned that up, If I haven't said it before, thanks you the man!
I thought this was going to be an epic exchange that would require me bringing up the sample sausasge story or possibly Tarzan over the creek but it's not there....yet ;-)
You got paid to be a hockey ref. That's not a sport, that's you finding a way to make money off of your favourite hobby: watching other people be great at things. You mastered it watching me kick ass at every sport throughout the years.
Getting laid during your band years is somewhat misleading, as in a blatant lie. You, yourself and your hand do not count as an orgy.
Basically, you're my theme song guy. Thanks for finally learning how to play in tune.
Got short stacked to 20 chips after getting all in w/ AKh against A9c and A10o. Of course, wost hand hits and I'm stuck pushing next hand, which happens to walk into AA. lol
PokerStars Game #30438980716: Tournament #179200217, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2009/07/14 0:36:33 ET
Table '179200217 4' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: Merikol (1480 in chips)
Seat 3: mikek8686 (2190 in chips)
Seat 4: oXNinjaXo (1480 in chips)
Seat 5: player8977 (1180 in chips)
Seat 6: McAusland (20 in chips)
Seat 7: ONE1227 (1480 in chips)
Seat 8: lesnihiy1 (4170 in chips)
Seat 9: mmartin7253 (1500 in chips)
oXNinjaXo: posts small blind 10
player8977: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to McAusland
McAusland: calls 20 and is all-in
ONE1227: folds
lesnihiy1: raises 20 to 40
mmartin7253 has timed out
mmartin7253: folds
mmartin7253 is sitting out
Merikol: folds
mikek8686: folds
oXNinjaXo: raises 40 to 80
player8977: calls 60
lesnihiy1: raises 1500 to 1580
oXNinjaXo: calls 1400 and is all-in
player8977: folds
Uncalled bet (100) returned to lesnihiy1
*** FLOP *** [Qh 6d 3h]
*** TURN *** [Qh 6d 3h] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 6d 3h Kc] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
oXNinjaXo: shows [9c 9h] (a pair of Nines)
lesnihiy1: shows [Ad As] (a pair of Aces)
lesnihiy1 collected 2980 from side pot
McAusland: shows (a pair of Queens)
oXNinjaXo is sitting out
lesnihiy1 collected 80 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3060 Main pot 80. Side pot 2980. | Rake 0
Board [Qh 6d 3h Kc 4s]
Seat 2: Merikol folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: mikek8686 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: oXNinjaXo (small blind) showed [9c 9h] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 5: player8977 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: McAusland showed and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 7: ONE1227 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: lesnihiy1 showed [Ad As] and won (3060) with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: mmartin7253 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Really should have tossed this, but this guy had made that bet with bottom pair twice in a row and both times hit rivers to suck out. Too much draw to fold but there was nothing in the pot. Definitely too tired to be playing.
PokerStars Game #30440117038: Tournament #179202237, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2009/07/14 1:34:45 ET
Table '179202237 5' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 2: chuckcity69 (15160 in chips)
Seat 3: killzonetaco (4792 in chips)
Seat 4: McAusland (9224 in chips)
Seat 7: fallenstar18 (1748 in chips)
Seat 8: hil28 (7284 in chips)
Seat 9: LiteHouseMan (2145 in chips)
LiteHouseMan: posts small blind 75
chuckcity69: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to McAusland [Tc 9c]
killzonetaco: calls 150
McAusland: calls 150
fallenstar18: folds
hil28: folds
LiteHouseMan: folds
chuckcity69: checks
*** FLOP *** [3c Jd Qh]
chuckcity69: checks
killzonetaco: checks
McAusland: checks
*** TURN *** [3c Jd Qh] [5c]
chuckcity69: bets 15010 and is all-in
killzonetaco: calls 4642 and is all-in
McAusland: calls 9074 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (5936) returned to chuckcity69
*** RIVER *** [3c Jd Qh 5c] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
chuckcity69: shows [Qs 3h] (two pair, Queens and Threes)
McAusland: shows [Tc 9c] (high card Queen)
chuckcity69 collected 8864 from side pot
killzonetaco: shows [Js Td] (a pair of Jacks)
chuckcity69 collected 14451 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 23315 Main pot 14451. Side pot 8864. | Rake 0
Board [3c Jd Qh 5c 6d]
Seat 2: chuckcity69 (big blind) showed [Qs 3h] and won (23315) with two pair, Queens and Threes
Seat 3: killzonetaco showed [Js Td] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 4: McAusland showed [Tc 9c] and lost with high card Queen
Seat 7: fallenstar18 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: hil28 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: LiteHouseMan (small blind) folded before Flop
But I notice you didn't refute the comment about having never won more than enough to buy a happy meal. Maybe you should work on that... Just a thought...
Hadn't seen a hand in twenty minutes and he'd pushed with 44 twice, 33, A4d and 56c, so I liked my chances. Oops.
PokerStars Game #30452344920: Tournament #179282563, $0.25+$0.00 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2009/07/14 12:15:32 ET
Table '179282563 3' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Na_Dini_2_7 (4083 in chips)
Seat 2: Frito1977 (19139 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: KRISOCHMIKE (3645 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: RedBaronNL (19190 in chips)
Seat 5: McAusland (2295 in chips)
Seat 6: Ante Annie (715 in chips)
Seat 7: nOnZP (3790 in chips)
Seat 8: A.A.Petrov (3045 in chips)
Seat 9: killerleggy (11598 in chips)
Na_Dini_2_7: posts the ante 25
Frito1977: posts the ante 25
KRISOCHMIKE: posts the ante 25
RedBaronNL: posts the ante 25
McAusland: posts the ante 25
Ante Annie: posts the ante 25
nOnZP: posts the ante 25
A.A.Petrov: posts the ante 25
killerleggy: posts the ante 25
RedBaronNL: posts small blind 100
McAusland: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to McAusland [7d 7c]
Ante Annie: folds
nOnZP: folds
A.A.Petrov: folds
killerleggy: folds
Na_Dini_2_7: folds
Frito1977: folds
KRISOCHMIKE: folds
KRISOCHMIKE has returned
McAusland said, "Especially smart to fold to a 65 chip bet. That's just classically smart."
RedBaronNL said, "but stil better then u..."
RedBaronNL: raises 6800 to 7000
McAusland: calls 2070 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (4730) returned to RedBaronNL
*** FLOP *** [3c 8s Ad]
McAusland said, "uh huh. gh sir"
*** TURN *** [3c 8s Ad] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [3c 8s Ad Jd] [Js]
RedBaronNL said, "see.."
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RedBaronNL: shows [Qd Qs] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
McAusland: shows [7d 7c] (two pair, Jacks and Sevens)
RedBaronNL collected 4765 from pot
RedBaronNL said, "bye"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4765 | Rake 0
Board [3c 8s Ad Jd Js]
Seat 1: Na_Dini_2_7 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Frito1977 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: KRISOCHMIKE (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: RedBaronNL (small blind) showed [Qd Qs] and won (4765) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 5: McAusland (big blind) showed [7d 7c] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sevens
Seat 6: Ante Annie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: nOnZP folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: A.A.Petrov folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: killerleggy folded before Flop (didn't bet)