Barrie woman sues Keanu reeves

philliiveyphilliivey
in Off Topic Lounge
jesus christ, get me out of this hell hole city, bunch of fkn wackjobs.

For anyone who did not see the news last night, a Barrie woman is trying to say actor Keanu Reeves(sorry for any bad spelling) is the father of her kids, she is taking him to court for millions for child support, LOL

Even her own kids are calling it absurd. A test was already done as she has tried to claim this before and according to reports it proved Keanu was not the father, also of course he is saying he has no clue who this lady is.

Comments

  • MiloMilo
    The woman is obviously "disturbed". This should be left alone so the woman can, hopefully, get the help she obviously needs.



    That would be help of the mental health variety, rather than financial.
  • philliiveyphilliivey
    my dad said the same thing milo.

    Milo wrote: »
    The woman is obviously "disturbed". This should be left alone so the woman can, hopefully, get the help she obviously needs.



    That would be help of the mental health variety, rather than financial.
  • 800OVER800OVER
    Oops sorry, my bad. As you all know I've more than a passing semblance to keanu....I had sex with the woman. Don't believe me? listen to this:

    "I... am an FBI....AGENT!"

    or

    "Excellent!!!!....Bogus!!!!"

    or

    "I know kung fu!?!"

    sorry won't happen again...
  • MiloMilo
    You forgot, "whoa . . ."

    obv. poseur
  • cadillaccadillac
    I also coated her cooze with thick, white, ropes of steaming dick snot.
  • GrahamGraham
    Hes a liar... he said he wouldn't mind kids ;)

    YouTube - Keanu Reeves talks about Street Kings and Babies
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