Kristy_Sea.
I may be bias.
I may be a CPF part timer.
I may be an asshole.
I may be an idiot.
I may be abrasive, rude and immature.
I may be a fish.
BUT...
Regardless of what you think of me personally, I think we can all agree that the majority of us:
MISS KRISTY_SEA
Please come back Kristy, with you gone, my productivity has gone up at work and my need for interesting/useless/awesome forum content has me jonesin' so hard for a Kristy post that I have resorted to talking to strangers about things like:
Their favorite type of areola?
Their most pleasurable way to masturbate?
If there were only men around a poker game a women won, would it still count?
Is Bert and Ernie gay?
If they were gay would they prefer oral from Bert because of the mustache or Ernie's more clean shaven approach?
Lastly, I asked a vegetarian the best way to cook roast beef....
Kristy, I am lost without you. I'm sure other agree, please return!
I may be a CPF part timer.
I may be an asshole.
I may be an idiot.
I may be abrasive, rude and immature.
I may be a fish.
BUT...
Regardless of what you think of me personally, I think we can all agree that the majority of us:
MISS KRISTY_SEA
Please come back Kristy, with you gone, my productivity has gone up at work and my need for interesting/useless/awesome forum content has me jonesin' so hard for a Kristy post that I have resorted to talking to strangers about things like:
Their favorite type of areola?
Their most pleasurable way to masturbate?
If there were only men around a poker game a women won, would it still count?
Is Bert and Ernie gay?
If they were gay would they prefer oral from Bert because of the mustache or Ernie's more clean shaven approach?
Lastly, I asked a vegetarian the best way to cook roast beef....
Kristy, I am lost without you. I'm sure other agree, please return!
Comments
Sorel Mizzi.
Back to topic.
LOL. Where did you read this? The Smithsonian?
WTF are you talking about? Life Tilt and OT have been virtually dead.
I understand that it must be appealing to you to have one less person pwning you on a regular basis, but don't make shit up.
And I doubt poker strategy chat has increased in the other sections, but I wouldn't know for sure because I never read the other sections...
that is all
enough said.
they can pwn all they want, its actually done wonders for my bankroll. I probably owe the KC posse a BIG THANK YOU because some of their feedback has help my game tremendously. 10 out of 11 positive sessions since the Vegas post.
Flashback
I believe there was a case of someone winning a ftops even using her account. Never did hear of a resolution for it.
"A representative from Full Tilt contacted Card Player directly to acknowledge that the site has attributed the win to Mizzi and that the kristy_sea account has been permanently closed."
Mizzi later admitted to cheating in the FTP $1 million guaranteed tournament in October 2007. He was also banned by PokerStars.
While I don't condone Kristy picking on someones insecurities, this whole thing is a joke.