When is a BJ an bad thing?

When it's a BJ Ryan.

Come on, can't hold on to a fkn 3 run lead in the 9th....Jeeezzzz

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  • With a little help from a terrible double play error by Aaron Hill.
  • [ ] Thread delivers... :(
  • Graham wrote: »
    [ ] Thread delivers... :(

    OK, how about this answer.....


    When you can feel the givers Adams apple on your ballsack.
  • OK, how about this answer.....


    When you can feel the givers Adams apple on your ballsack.

    lmao
  • OK, how about this answer.....


    When you can feel the givers Adams apple on your ballsack.

    I retract my statement..
  • Jamie Campbell was freakin awful. Misnaming players, misnaming the freakin teams and his over and over rehashing of the blown save was just irritating. I think he must have personally lost money on the game. It was a blown save, not the end of the universe. It wasn't entirely Ryan's fault but Jamie never got off the bash bandwagon. It's a TEAM sport AND the hitter's have something to do with it too. Idiot.
  • Time for Ryan to be cut. Clearly he's lost his efficiency as a closer. He's killing our momentum. Props to Frasor for keeping Texas at bay until we could win it. BJ's ERA is over 11!


    GTFO BJ!!!!!!!
  • Did I ever tell you guys about the WORST blow job I ever got?



    ..... It was awesome

    Mark
  • DrTyore wrote: »
    Did I ever tell you guys about the WORST blow job I ever got?



    ..... It was awesome

    Mark

    I thought you were always the catcher?
  • DrTyore wrote: »
    Did I ever tell you guys about the WORST blow job I ever got?



    ..... It was awesome

    Mark
    JohnnieH wrote: »
    I thought you were always the catcher?

    I thought we weren't going to discuss the ride back from openning day ;)
  • When is a BJ a bad thing?

    When your holding two face cards in 21 and the dealer gets jack and an Ace.

    Steiner
  • A bj is bad when ur afraid if the crazy beech will bite ur sheet off..

    FML...some of those turned out to be the best ever.
  • My worst BJ...

    In a truck outside of a house party...
    *END*

    Me: "Wow, uhh, wow, that was amazing."
    Her: *slides over the bench seat to cuddle a little* "I'm glad you liked it, I used to practice on my Dad while he watched porn."

    True story.

    (I got out of the truck and never spoke to her again)
  • haddon wrote: »
    My worst BJ...

    In a truck outside of a house party...
    *END*

    Me: "Wow, uhh, wow, that was amazing."
    Her: *slides over the bench seat to cuddle a little* "I'm glad you liked it, I used to practice on my Dad while he watched porn."

    True story.

    (I got out of the truck and never spoke to her again)

    orly_einstein.jpg

    You can't be serious....
  • haddon wrote: »
    My worst BJ...

    In a truck outside of a house party...
    *END*

    Me: "Wow, uhh, wow, that was amazing."
    Her: *slides over the bench seat to cuddle a little* "I'm glad you liked it, I used to practice on my Dad while he watched porn."

    True story.

    (I got out of the truck and never spoke to her again)

    Number please....

    My answer, when you look down and see your mom smiling back, a thick thread of spunk connecting her lips to your member.

    Second answer, when braces are heavily involved.
  • haddon wrote: »
    My worst BJ...

    In a truck outside of a house party...
    *END*

    Me: "Wow, uhh, wow, that was amazing."
    Her: *slides over the bench seat to cuddle a little* "I'm glad you liked it, I used to practice on my Dad while he watched porn."

    True story.

    (I got out of the truck and never spoke to her again)


    Ban
  • cadillac wrote: »
    Ban
    Her or the Dad?
  • Girl: Today is my 16th birthday and I got my learners permit! Can I have the car tonight dad?

    Dad: Honey if you want to use the car you know what you have to do. (points to his womb stretcher)

    Girl: Oh alright


    a few moments later:


    Girl: Dad! Your dick tastes like shit!

    Dad: Oh I forgot. Your brother has the car tonight.
  • DrTyore wrote: »
    Did I ever tell you guys about the WORST blow job I ever got?



    ..... It was awesome

    Mark

    She obviously didn't have braces..... guys if she's got metal in the mouth keep it outta there..... I KNOW these things.
  • BJ Gonzo.

    Blue Jays release struggling Ryan | bluejays.com: News

    Too bad. I feel sorry for him. Not his fault he got injured. Think of the millions they could have saved if they had stuck with their long ago policy of 3 yr contracts for pitchers.
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