what would you be doing today if you weren't such a loser

Mad respect for Kristy! Life Tilt is the shit!


1) studying for exams
2) pissing on schoolchildren and yelling at their parents for trying to stop
me
3) watching and/or filming midget porn
4) masturbating with something stolen (i've moved on from cheese)
5) going down to the free clinic to have my junk looked at

holla!

Comments

  • 3,4,5 imo

    awesome thread idea!
  • Kristy.
  • BBC Z wrote: »
    Kristy.

    masturbating to this post.
  • Well she told me to come over
    so I took that trip.
    And then she pulled out my
    mushroom tip
    When it came out it went
    drip, drip, drip
    I did not know she had
    the GI Joe Kung Fu grip
  • cadillac wrote: »
    Well she told me to come over
    so I took that trip.
    And then she pulled out my
    mushroom tip
    When it came out it went
    drip, drip, drip
    I did not know she had
    the GI Joe Kung Fu grip

    All I can think about now, is Frank Zappa . . .


    thanks Caddie.
  • masturbating to kristy masturbating to BBC Z's post.
  • your mom! (or sister)
  • Milo wrote: »
    All I can think about now, is Frank Zappa . . .


    thanks Caddie.


    Why? Is he a Sublime fan?


    This one is for you Milo:

    So I went out and bought me a leisure suit.
    I jingle my change though I'm still kinda cute.
    I got a job doing radio promo.
    And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo.

    Eventually me and a friend,
    sorta drifted along into S & M.
    I can take about an hour on the tower of power
    As long as I gets a little golden shower.


    YouTube - BOBBY BROWN FRANK ZAPPA MUSIC VIDEO
  • Thanks, Caddie, the lyrics just seemed very Zappa-esque, is all.

    True story, which I may have mentioned before, but in grade 8 we had to sell those crappy Chocolate Almonds as a $$$ raiser for the school. I won a Frank Zappa album in one of the weekly draws. Title escapes me atm, but it was the one with Camarillo Brillo, Dinah Moe Hum, etc. One run across the turntable was enough to appall the folks, and make me love Zappa for life. What made this story funny is that I went to Catholic schools as a kid.

    Zappa was a very weird and wonderful guy, one of those people who can transcend their particular artistic genre with their ideas . . . a lot like Marley, or even John Denver, in that regard. Those three would make for some very interesting post-dinner conversation.


    Edit: the album was Overnite Sensation. Gotta love the google.
  • Zappa was an awesome dude and much more of a musician than the Marley or lol Bob Denver. A ton of his music was experimental and some of the chords and progressions are way out there.


    Thanks for bringing him up. It has been years since I thought about him and I used to love listening to Zappa. (Playlist currently rolling on utube now!)


    hhmmm. I may have to look for some Blue Oyster Cult too. I used to have their entire catalog on vinyl.
  • Granted re: music. But I was thinking in other spheres. Marley in philosophy/outlook, Denver on nature, Zappa on creativity/individualism.

    You should check out the PMRC hearing clips available on Youtube. Zappa, Denver and, of all people, Dee Snider just owned those twits. But if you pay closer attention to what they are saying, the three of them come across as some of the staunchest defenders of free speech/liberty you will find in the last half of the 20th century. Very interesting, too, to watch a pre-"Green" Al Gore end up looking like the fuck-wad that he is.

    Have a good Easter.
  • who the hell is Zappa
  • Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    who the hell is Zappa

    yeah how the hell did this wicked awesome thread evolve into this crap?
  • Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    who the hell is Zappa

    I should slap your face for this
  • cadillac wrote: »
    I should slap your face for this

    what kind of punishment would that be?
  • Bitch Slap obv
  • i meant "i think she might like it" obvi
  • No she wouldn't, cuz he'd use your "whip" to do it . . .


    Heathens.
  • Milo wrote: »
    No she wouldn't, cuz he'd use your "whip" to do it . . .


    Heathens.


    it's actually more of a lasso than a whip, but point taken.
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