what would you be doing today if you weren't such a loser
Mad respect for Kristy! Life Tilt is the shit!
1) studying for exams
2) pissing on schoolchildren and yelling at their parents for trying to stop
me
3) watching and/or filming midget porn
4) masturbating with something stolen (i've moved on from cheese)
5) going down to the free clinic to have my junk looked at
holla!
1) studying for exams
2) pissing on schoolchildren and yelling at their parents for trying to stop
me
3) watching and/or filming midget porn
4) masturbating with something stolen (i've moved on from cheese)
5) going down to the free clinic to have my junk looked at
holla!
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awesome thread idea!
masturbating to this post.
so I took that trip.
And then she pulled out my
mushroom tip
When it came out it went
drip, drip, drip
I did not know she had
the GI Joe Kung Fu grip
All I can think about now, is Frank Zappa . . .
thanks Caddie.
Why? Is he a Sublime fan?
This one is for you Milo:
So I went out and bought me a leisure suit.
I jingle my change though I'm still kinda cute.
I got a job doing radio promo.
And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo.
Eventually me and a friend,
sorta drifted along into S & M.
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
As long as I gets a little golden shower.
YouTube - BOBBY BROWN FRANK ZAPPA MUSIC VIDEO
True story, which I may have mentioned before, but in grade 8 we had to sell those crappy Chocolate Almonds as a $$$ raiser for the school. I won a Frank Zappa album in one of the weekly draws. Title escapes me atm, but it was the one with Camarillo Brillo, Dinah Moe Hum, etc. One run across the turntable was enough to appall the folks, and make me love Zappa for life. What made this story funny is that I went to Catholic schools as a kid.
Zappa was a very weird and wonderful guy, one of those people who can transcend their particular artistic genre with their ideas . . . a lot like Marley, or even John Denver, in that regard. Those three would make for some very interesting post-dinner conversation.
Edit: the album was Overnite Sensation. Gotta love the google.
Thanks for bringing him up. It has been years since I thought about him and I used to love listening to Zappa. (Playlist currently rolling on utube now!)
hhmmm. I may have to look for some Blue Oyster Cult too. I used to have their entire catalog on vinyl.
You should check out the PMRC hearing clips available on Youtube. Zappa, Denver and, of all people, Dee Snider just owned those twits. But if you pay closer attention to what they are saying, the three of them come across as some of the staunchest defenders of free speech/liberty you will find in the last half of the 20th century. Very interesting, too, to watch a pre-"Green" Al Gore end up looking like the fuck-wad that he is.
Have a good Easter.
yeah how the hell did this wicked awesome thread evolve into this crap?
I should slap your face for this
what kind of punishment would that be?
Heathens.
it's actually more of a lasso than a whip, but point taken.