I'm so mad at my mother

peteskipeteski
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I don't know.. She's 102 years old. She calls me up the other day and says she wants to borrow $10 for some FOOD!! I say, "Hey mom, I work for a living!!" Anyway, I loan her the money; I have one of my secretaries take it down to her. Then, she tells me she can't pay me back for a while. I'm like, "What is this bullshit, man?" But, I worked it out with her. I'm having her work on my transmission. And move my barbells up to the attic.

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  • GrahamGraham
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  • KristyKristy
    hahahahahaha YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

    you totally drunk-dialed, you're still passed out in your room while I'm typing this..I can't decide how to reward you.

    Breakfast in bed?
    Not replacing every shortcut on your desktop with a link to gay pr0n?

    hmmmmmmm.
    Suggestions?
  • zunni74zunni74
    Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    hahahahahaha YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

    you totally drunk-dialed, you're still passed out in your room while I'm typing this..I can't decide how to reward you.

    Breakfast in bed?
    Not replacing every shortcut on your desktop with a link to gay pr0n?

    hmmmmmmm.
    Suggestions?

    I vote refraining from shaving him from the waist up... or waist down whichever is more hairy.

    And by refrain, I mean... why the hell are you not already standing over his passed out form with the clippers.
  • haddonhaddon
    Pete, my grandma has been trying to call you all day, she is 8 days late for her period.

    Fix that shit buddy, be a man.
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