Something I think we should discuss...

I have 2 girlfriends.

It started as just casually dating 4 or 5 girls since Feb. I guess you could say these 2 made the second cut.

In my head, I justify it based on numerous facts. In order of importance:

1) neither of these girls stand a chance at bearing my children
2) they are both aware I am not looking for anything serious
3) both are satisfied, in multiple senses of that statement

I love my life.

Let the discussion begin...

UPDATE: Pros & Cons

Let's call them Clara and Veronica.

Clara

Background: white chick originally from Kitchener

Pros:
-quite a bit in common
-loves to travel (as do I)
-can cook
-has cool roommates
-good dancer

Cons:
-doesn't work out
-member of the IBTC
-not in favour of much PDA

Veronica

Background: proud Mexican, moved to Ottawa in 06

Pros:
-part time yoga instructor
-have a ton in common
-has the body of a yoga instructor (this is definitely worth a second pro)
-every guy in the room is jealous of me
-great dancer

Cons:
-very busy
-work together (different department)
-bit of a language barrier

/g2

Comments

  • April fools day was 4 days ago.
  • Congrats. Now SLOWLY, start throwing around the term "hot 3-way action" in casual conversation.
  • g2 wrote: »
    1) neither of these girls stand a chance at bearing my children
    And you have how much say in this?
    g2 wrote: »
    2) they are both aware I am not looking for anything serious
    Question is, are they?
    g2 wrote: »
    3) both are satisfied, in multiple senses of that statement
    Women are NEVER satisfied!

    My dear fellow Rock... We need to talk... :) I do like Hellmuths suggestion tho.
  • What is there to discuss other than you are a pimp and we were not aware of this fact before. What took so long?
  • [X] came

    Srsly though, we need pics of girls and greater discussion of their respective strengths and weaknesses.

    I'd like you to develop this further with a POLL and also, once we get more info..I'd like to start a pool on which girl gives you the relationship talk first and when.

    This post has SOOOOO MUCH FUCKING POTENTIAL> I'm stickying it tentatively.
  • I am jealous.

    And in after sticky.
  • g2 wrote: »
    1) neither of these girls stand a chance at bearing my children

    I'm sure they are just as pleased about that as you are... And of course that would require you having some sort of sex with them and we all know that ain't happening as you are teh ghey...
    2) they are both aware I am not looking for anything serious

    I think your definition of serious and theirs needs adjustment. I heard you got each of their names tattooed, one per cheek. I just hadn't heard if it was face or ass yet. I also heard their phone conversations start with "I'm sorry who the hell are you??" So you may want to rethink this being a positive.
    3) both are satisfied, in multiple senses of that statement

    Healthy appetites and a second boyfriend I assume?
  • Reef wrote: »
    I am jealous.

    And in after sticky.

    Not jealous. But I am sticky . . .






    Oh . . . and, nice knowing you, if only virtually . . .
  • I agree with Kristy. We need more info about each to get the pool going as I am definitely wanting in on that action. Although... I've got 6 to 1 odds they both react the same way when the relationship conversation finally happens:

    Hahahahaha, only kidding. Bye bye.
  • pssssst g2 it is on you..


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  • This thread could be condensed to "Brag: look how much pussy I get!"

    /jealousy
  • g2 is man pretty too..I bet it is some hot pussy.
  • Anyone here remember when this young, soft spoken, somewhat shy university kid started coming out to some of the home games??? Then he started hosting some games, fairly regularly.
    Our little /g2 sure has come out of his shell... sniff sniff... it's just hard watching them grow up, knowing you have to let them go.

    Seriously though, kudos to you Greg. Living the dream... Living the dream.
  • Updated the OP with Pros & Cons

    Let's call them Clara and Veronica.

    Clara

    Background: white chick originally from Kitchener

    Pros:
    -quite a bit in common
    -loves to travel (as do I)
    -can cook
    -has cool roommates
    -good dancer

    Cons:
    -doesn't work out
    -member of the IBTC
    -not in favour of much PDA

    Veronica

    Background: proud Mexican, moved to Ottawa in 06

    Pros:
    -part time yoga instructor
    -have a ton in common
    -has the body of a yoga instructor (this is definitely worth a second pro)
    -every guy in the room is jealous of me
    -great dancer

    Cons:
    -very busy
    -work together (different department)
    -bit of a language barrier

    Thanks everyone for the props. I look forward to sharing the wealth, just not in picture form... unless I get drunk... so keep your fingers crossed for that!

    Anyone is welcome to create a poll / last longer / over under, whatever. PM me if you need any info.

    zunni, you make me smile

    /g2
  • I'm just here for the pics... eta?
  • Graham wrote: »
    I'm just here for the pics... eta?

    +1

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  • Congrats. Now SLOWLY, start throwing around the term "hot 3-way action" in casual conversation.
    I'd like to hear some strategies on how to setup some hot 3-way action. I'm sure Kristy would lay down some casino cash for the best suggestions.

    /g2
  • What its not as easy as Seinfeld saying "menage a trois?"

    LOL
  • did i miss the pics?
  • g2 wrote: »

    zunni, you make me smile

    /g2

    Hooray, my effort was not wasted..

    GL, I vote Mexican, you can always learn Spanish.. And then teach her French... tickler that is...
  • agreed 10k casino cash for the best suggestion on how to get a 3-way going.
    50k if it actually works
    All my maneys to g2 if he posts a picture of it.

    I still think we need pics.
  • liquor liquor liquor!
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