I want casino money

blackmagiczblackmagicz
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Dammit....someone send me casino money, I keep getting it shipped out in blackjack. I have poor bankroll management.

Stakes please :) We can work out details....

Thanks in advance!!!
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  • Hellmuth's MoleHellmuth's Mole
    You have tits?
  • blackmagiczblackmagicz
    Hellmuth's Mole wrote: »
    You have tits?

    No....although with the right surgery I could have by later this afternoon.

    Oh and I just ran my balance up to 5000 with my 1000 I got for posting this, so I am not totally pissed about not having casino money....but still will accept donations/stakes or if I have to show my boobs.....LOL
  • Hellmuth's MoleHellmuth's Mole
    You get $1000 per post??

    They charge me $500 per post.
  • compueasecompuease Admin
    Hellmuth's Mole wrote: »
    You get $1000 per post??

    They charge me $500 per post.
    If you are charged $500. per post what should Kristy be charged?
  • Hellmuth's MoleHellmuth's Mole
    compuease wrote: »
    If you are charged $500. per post what should Kristy be charged?

    Are you kidding....she prints the stuff!
  • compueasecompuease Admin
    Hellmuth's Mole wrote: »
    Are you kidding....she prints the stuff!
    Maybe Kristy can work a deal with the sugarplum girl for the Partypoker play chips?
  • Hellmuth's MoleHellmuth's Mole
    I do know I'd like to sit in on those negotiations.
  • compueasecompuease Admin
    Hellmuth's Mole wrote: »
    I do know I'd like to sit in on those negotiations.
    Maybe not too close though, there may be random splatter....
    Where's those lawn chairs and the damn cooler...? I'll take 2nd row.
  • Hellmuth's MoleHellmuth's Mole
    I still have my splash suit from my days as a Gallagher fan. I'll take the action seat.


    Edit: Hey Blackmagicz, how do you like that thread jack? You asking for CC to a Gallagher reference in 10 posts. That has to be a record.

    Edit II : This is what happens when I open a bottle of wine for lunch and spend the aft downloading music.
  • blackmagiczblackmagicz
    Yeah I just noticed the threadjack...I was thinking now maybe this thread was being used to build up casino chips....LOL

    WEEEEEE another 100 chips...
  • Hellmuth's MoleHellmuth's Mole
    hey....good idea.





    been done though
  • GrahamGraham
    I sent you $1000... turn it into $100,000 and I will send you a million. You have 24 hours starting now ;)
  • KristyKristy
    I'm always willing to stake vulnerable men...errr I mean men who are running bad...

    if you'll just step into my private office and take off your top..I'm sure we can work something out.
  • Hellmuth's MoleHellmuth's Mole
    I'd love to sit here and do this all day, but now I must off and meet my five year olds teacher. Make small talk about how good a kid he is and pretend I'm not half in the bag. I think my subconcious opened that Merlot.
  • blackmagiczblackmagicz
    So I had 5K and blew that now I am starting with the 1K Graham sent me...WOOHOOO
  • GrahamGraham
    blackmagicz wrote: »
    So I had 5K and blew that now I am starting with the 1K Graham sent me...WOOHOOO

    Stop cheating by posting ;)
  • ReefAquariumReefAquarium
    I accept any staking offer for Casino Cash!
  • blackmagiczblackmagicz
    Ok that was total bullshit....

    I ended up chopping like 10 hands in a row....I swear Graham rigged it just to laugh at me....I am busto.......I hit 21x5 and the dealer chopped every time.....I even split 10s and got 20 and 20 and the dealer flipped up 10,5,6...>WTF.....

    I guess I have poor bankroll management skils as I was playing 50 bucks a hand....HAHAHAHA
  • GTA PokerGTA Poker
    blackmagicz wrote: »
    I even split 10s

    fail
  • Hellmuth's MoleHellmuth's Mole
    blackmagicz wrote: »
    Ok that was total bullshit....

    I ended up chopping like 10 hands in a row....I swear Graham rigged it just to laugh at me....I am busto.......I hit 21x5 and the dealer chopped every time.....I even split 10s and got 20 and 20 and the dealer flipped up 10,5,6...>WTF.....

    I guess I have poor bankroll management skils as I was playing 50 bucks a hand....HAHAHAHA


    Just go take a seat on GTA's casting couch......he's got a new animation coming soon.
  • blackmagiczblackmagicz
    yeah should have remembered about the level 5 meta game for blackjack....DAMMIT I am so dumb...
  • GrahamGraham
    blackmagicz wrote: »
    yeah should have remembered about the level 5 meta game for blackjack....DAMMIT I am so dumb...

    This would be a perfect video for xtranormal... if you can make a funny one I'll send you 100k casino cash ;) Post in the xtranormal thread :)
  • haddonhaddon
    That would be a sick run.

    I ran $5 up to like $290 in an hour with my buddy Rury who runs Siktilt.com - Coming Soon at Fitzgerald's in downtown Vegas. But 100x would be so nuts.
  • blackmagiczblackmagicz
    Graham wrote: »
    This would be a perfect video for xtranormal... if you can make a funny one I'll send you 100k casino cash ;) Post in the xtranormal thread :)

    I'll work on it tonight after work......
  • CanadaDaveCanadaDave
    Do what I did... get $100k for an xtranormal video, and then run it up to $600k+ in blackjack! :D

    btw Graham, I love that you added the bigger chips! :) Anyway you can add a $5k, it takes too long to hit the $1k button 5 times.
  • compueasecompuease Admin
    CanadaDave wrote: »
    btw Graham, I love that you added the bigger chips! :) Anyway you can add a $5k, it takes too long to hit the $1k button 5 times.
    Methinks they will be asking for the bazzilion chip soon Graham... Runaway inflation on Pokerforum....
  • CanadaDaveCanadaDave
    compuease wrote: »
    Methinks they will be asking for the bazzilion chip soon Graham... Runaway inflation on Pokerforum....

    For inflation to exist here... we would have needed to be able to purchase something before with Casino Cash that suddenly became more expensive... are you trying to say the Respect our casino chips got us, is harder to get now? :(
  • zunni74zunni74
    you are welcome :)
  • blackmagiczblackmagicz
    zunni74 wrote: »
    you are welcome :)


    Zunni rocks!! I got staked...hahahaha...off to degen myself at blackjack....and then comes the xnormal video.....lol
  • blackmagiczblackmagicz
    God I HATE THIS GAME....GOT UP TO 35K and then shipped it all back.....video coming shortly..
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