Drunk Dialing the forum.
Hey you scalleywag motherfuckers!
(It took me so long to spell motherfuckers correctly, btw, I just copied and pasted the correct spelling into these brackets.)
If you try to use spell check in Firefox on the word scalleywag your brain explodes..FYI.
Regardless, I thought I would just drunk dial the forum and let them know that I am the shit, I fucking rock at poker and I have the super power of making nits tilt their faces off.
I also wanted to inform you all that:
A) Josh Haddon will be a household name one day.
Joshua Haddon will likely be a variation of said household name.
and finally,
C) Hee Haw! Is not only my favourite insult it is also the only phrase I can speak in your human-english-tounge. Despite my hoof-writing, unparalleled written skills, I can only SPEAK the words, "HEE HAW" when in it comes to English.
God Bless you all.
May you never come across such a talented player as myself.
Cheers!
(It took me so long to spell motherfuckers correctly, btw, I just copied and pasted the correct spelling into these brackets.)
If you try to use spell check in Firefox on the word scalleywag your brain explodes..FYI.
Regardless, I thought I would just drunk dial the forum and let them know that I am the shit, I fucking rock at poker and I have the super power of making nits tilt their faces off.
I also wanted to inform you all that:
A) Josh Haddon will be a household name one day.
Joshua Haddon will likely be a variation of said household name.and finally,
C) Hee Haw! Is not only my favourite insult it is also the only phrase I can speak in your human-english-tounge. Despite my hoof-writing, unparalleled written skills, I can only SPEAK the words, "HEE HAW" when in it comes to English.
God Bless you all.
May you never come across such a talented player as myself.
Cheers!
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Still don't understand how being "The Shit" is a good thing.
I have never gone to a casino with him WITHOUT fearing for both his and my safety on account of the shit he pulls.
MOST FUN EVER!
So the real question is, what are ya drinking? or is it a bit a this a bit of that sort of night?
Little known fact, behind Josh Haddon's beard, there isn't a chin..there is just another liver.