Brag: Kicked out of Peoria IL Casino, Accused of being a dice mechanic
I was playing craps at Peoria shithole riverboat casino..
Anyway, my winner technique is to throw them high and light and try to nuzzle them again the wall at the back of the table... so sometimes, the toss is light and one of the dice don't hit the back wall.
Pit boss doesn't like that and tells me both dice need to hit the back wall. I'm like, dude I'm trying.. and he's bitching about tosses where they run into chips on the table and stuff..
I make about 4 points and of course, the people at the table a lot of money (I min-bet the passline and 2x odds, so I'm hardly betting big).. and finally, the last toss i threw was short (as I let it go i was like 'shit, light') and the before the dice even settled (a 7 naturaly) pit boss is like "THAT'S IT! YOU.. ARE... OUTTA HERE"..
Security escorted me to the cashier and off the riverboat. Of course, I had the biggest shit eating grin on my face the entire time because the whole situation is just so fucking funny.. There were no big bets on the table anywhere, yet they think I'm flying to fucking nowhere Peoria IL and fixing the dice for my cool $15 bet.
Summary: Craps tables are funny.
Anyway, my winner technique is to throw them high and light and try to nuzzle them again the wall at the back of the table... so sometimes, the toss is light and one of the dice don't hit the back wall.
Pit boss doesn't like that and tells me both dice need to hit the back wall. I'm like, dude I'm trying.. and he's bitching about tosses where they run into chips on the table and stuff..
I make about 4 points and of course, the people at the table a lot of money (I min-bet the passline and 2x odds, so I'm hardly betting big).. and finally, the last toss i threw was short (as I let it go i was like 'shit, light') and the before the dice even settled (a 7 naturaly) pit boss is like "THAT'S IT! YOU.. ARE... OUTTA HERE"..
Security escorted me to the cashier and off the riverboat. Of course, I had the biggest shit eating grin on my face the entire time because the whole situation is just so fucking funny.. There were no big bets on the table anywhere, yet they think I'm flying to fucking nowhere Peoria IL and fixing the dice for my cool $15 bet.
Summary: Craps tables are funny.
Comments
In June last year I got banned from rolling at Hilton in Vegas because the dice were short of the wall several times, funny thing is that there were two people at the table.
Call AP and alert the press about your new seminar lecture series on dice control. Parley that into $$$
Did they pay you for the final 7?
Call AP and alert the press about your new seminar lecture series on dice control. Parley that into $$$
Did they pay you for the final 7 or did you have a point to make?
but it would have been interesting had it not been an out.. I've never seen then change shooters mid-point.. it would have neen MORE interesting if I was the only player at the table..
Actually, what is the rule for that? The dealer tosses the dice? They can't just take back my pass-line bet without compesating for the house edge of that bet..
It happened on my trip to Vegas. A guy was betting the Don't and obv makes a point with no money left so he just left. I was the next shooter and I continued (fire bets were still active from previous shooters as it was still the same roll). I obv decides to 7 out and got to shoot again.
That is exactly what I thought when I read the OP. To get an escort off of the boat is pretty surprising. There must have been some back story here.
Sure? Why not? If thats one of the way I derive entertainment from -EV gambling, so be it. It doesn't have to be rooted in logic.
I rubbed the dice on my balls and then overhand threw them at the box. Does that complete your fantasy of what I'm like in real life?
I believe it
Mark
lol...You're so hawt!
you saying he has ugly ballz?
btw.. are they shaven? Smooth shaven ballz rocks.
Dr Evil ftw!
Sooo, tell us more about your balls BBC_Z..inquiring minds want to know!
Pics would be appreciated!
Pics or it didn't happen
I promised myself I would never divulge the fantasies I have about you, but let's just say dice + ball rub is just stage 1....
*Pulls up his trusty lawn chair*
I defer to my good friend Santana on the subject:
YouTube - Santana ft. Rob Thomas - Smooth (Official MTV)