Stars for Cash??

Hi everyone, although I am new here, I was just wondering if something like this was possible. I am unfortunately stuck and need to get money before christmas (short on rent money). I need to get about $1000 off Pokerstars. Problem is needing it before Christmas, i cant rely on any of their payment processors. i was wondering if anyone would want me to transfer the money to them in exchange for cash. if person is not local we could do email money transfer. for the help i am willing to give you the exchange rate as vig. (meaning $1000 US for $1000 canadian). if anyone is interested please reply
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  • Nice handle, and nice THIRD post.

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha . . .
    Good luck with this . . . Seriously
  • location?

    you ship first?
  • Stars has this amazing feature called a withdraw that you can do via a wacky instrument called a "check" or cheque." Usually it will arrive within a few days as well and there are special places called "banks" that will accept these "checks" and provide "cash" for those who need it.

    The odds of doing this any other way where the person receives the transfer first will likely save no time since any smart person would 1) avoid doing this and 2) require a long wait period to ensure the cash was legitimate and not from a stolen credit card. SInce this wait would be longer then a cashout process involving "checks" and "banks" the odds are not high you will find anyone to do it.

    Hope this helped, happy holidays and remember if you get evicted sleep with the cardboard box so that it blocks the wind.
  • i live in the mississauga area. i will of course ship first if you are not local and we are doing it via email money transfer. I am alsomore than willing to show a screenshot showing my history and that i have only ever made one deposit on stars for $50 which was done using a Vanilla Prepaid mastercard i purchased at 7-11. i have also received a couple of transfers from a friend of mine when he had a good night at the table, (though these transfers are all for amounts under $10 dollars) i am willing to meet up and do the transfer on the spot, or we can do it in smaller increments if done through email money transfer. like i said i am willing to forfeit the exchange rate for whoever is willing to do it. ($1000 us for $1000 can).
  • So let's get this straight.

    1) You create an account here and post a hi everyone post.

    2) Shortly after you post an oh yeah let's do a $1000 transfer post. Ironically point 1 makes number 2 seem that much more of a scam

    3) You only did a deposit of $50 but have received a lot of tiny transfers from other players. Now you have $1,000 to trade. Umm... Oh, receiving lots of transfers means your money is at ever greater risk.

    4) You seem unwilling to do a simple check withdrawal which would take a few days. You claim "rent needs" but in Ontario there is no easy way to just boot someone for being a week late on the rent. Show Mr Roper your withdrawal notification so he can see you will have the money soon if he asks.

    If you are legit, you have the amazing gift of doing every single step that a routine basic scammer would do, but if you find a sucker to do this you deserve their $1000.
  • Well im sorry if you feel that way. You are obviously more informed on internet poker than i am, i dont see why or how you thing i am scamming. As for the transfers you are talking about, they are all from the same person, there are only 4 of them and they total $74.00 ( i just added them up.) i am honest and willing to meet the person live to transfer the funds right to them, if they want to do it via an email money transfer I amd the one afraid of being scammed which is why i said i will ship first but only if we do it in increments. i apologize if this upsets anyone on here, i was just trying to get some help. the check option is probably not good for me because i need the money before christmas and that means that if its not here by wednesday, i will not get it until next monday because there is no delivery christmas day or boxing day or on the weekends sir, do you see what i mean. I am not a very good poker player and this money is more than ive ever seen in poker and means alot to me as it can make a heck of a christmas for my family, also i am not some underaged teen trying to rip someone off im am a 33 year old man.

    thanks
  • Well im sorry if you feel that way. You are obviously more informed on internet poker than i am, i dont see why or how you thing i am scamming.

    That would be the list of reasons I gave in an earlier post. All your "gee willikers mister" guilt trip attepts do is remind me of an item I left out

    5) A scammer will lie in every way possible to make it seem legitimate


    Anyway, odds are noone will do it. If you find a sucker then congrats. If you are somehow legit (heh, right) then just do a check withdraw, or continue with the story that you need rent money in the next day before your landlord Evil McScrooge boots you. If he tries, just use those big sad saucer eyes of yours welling with tears to warm his evil heart.

    All the best.
  • once again, im sorry you feel that way, but i assure you i am not a scammer and would love to know of a way in which i can irrevocably prove this. i would like to know specifically though, by being totally transparent and willing to meet in person how could i be attempting to scam, i would really like to know this. i am offering any information required.
    thanks
  • once again, im sorry you feel that way, but i assure you i am not a scammer and would love to know of a way in which i can irrevocably prove this. i would like to know specifically though, by being totally transparent and willing to meet in person how could i be attempting to scam, i would really like to know this. i am offering any information required.
    thanks

    I will give you the benefit for this response and assume you are just very stupid, though my natural assumption is it is a scam, a bad one.

    You send money first on Stars. Then meet a person in person to get cash. A few days later Stars takes back the money you sent because it was deposited with a stolen credit card or was a charge back from the credit card company.

    Since the person who met you gave you the cash they lose as there is nothing they can do about it.

    This is how a basic scam works. You saying you will meet in person does not change that, it is just a variation of the scam people pull when they tell others in person that they ran out of gas and need $10 for gas.

    There is no way you can prove you are legit bnecause you are doing the exact behavior a scam artist would do. Hope this lesson helped and as I said earlier if you do find a victim to do the trade after all of this then you truly deserve the money.

    Happy holidays, ho ho ho!
  • I'll do it. Where can we meet?
  • Heh, this guy is spamming all over twoplustwo as well. He has posted there longer, a couple of weeks and every post involves doing a trade of Cake money for Stars money or Titan money for Stars money etc etc.

    Of course if he was legit a simple thing like a moneybookers account would do all of this for free...

    Yeah, good luck with this trade :)

    Oh, and if the idea is to scam a scammer keep in mind that after he does a transfer to you and it gets charged back, your account will forever be linked to that transfer at Stars.

    Have fun.
  • Shit - really?

    I thought it was my lucky day.

    First the vig on this trade, then I had an inheritance from a relative in Mumbai. I didnt even know I had relatives in Mumbai!
  • yeah and those were all successful trades, what is your problem man, just because your some sad internet troll, doesnt mean that everyone is out to scam everyone. you cant even give one good reason as to why i am scamming can you. since i havent used any credit cards or anything shady to deposit, and my total deposits on the site are less than $120. jesus, live and let live, i hope if your ever in need of something you get the same treatment. my goodness, get a life.
  • yeah and those were all successful trades, what is your problem man, just because your some sad internet troll, doesnt mean that everyone is out to scam everyone.

    If the sad little Timmy with teary eyes don't work, go on the offensive!!

    Hint, a person who created an account here today , said hi, then immediately rushed to the oh yeah I need $1000 is more likely to be a troll then a geezer who has been here for years.

    And true, not everyone is out to scam, but in the end the credibility of the parties is what is important. Why do you think you have any? You have no history here, and the only one who keeps saying you are honest is you. At least you could have created a second new account and posted "yeah, all my trades with this guy went perfect!" to pretend to have someone else vouch for you.


    you cant even give one good reason as to why i am scamming can you.

    People scam to make money. Typically they can be found creating new accounts on message boards and immediately seeking to trade for funds via pay pal or between sites or in some cases in person. You kind of fit the profile.


    since i havent used any credit cards or anything shady to deposit, and my total deposits on the site are less than $120. jesus, live and let live, i hope if your ever in need of something you get the same treatment. my goodness, get a life.

    If somehow I ever find myself in the same situation, which I highly doubt, the odds are I would approach people who would have already seen me establish a long term presence to back my request. A new account and a "hi guys" post does not count.

    Guilt will not work, Pity will not work. Anger will not work. If you are genuine then learn from this and stop duplicating exactly how a scammer would operate.

    Also, create a moneybookers account already if you are genuine.
  • KARMA I have long lost cousins in France who need to bring over the family fortune, $200 million. I will send you 10% of it if you help me get it into Canada and meet me and give me $1000. Can you help?
  • I agree this sounds like a scam... but.... he does raise a good point. If he only has $120 in credit card purchases wouldn't that be the maximum he could charge back? The thing that contradicts this is where he says he is not a good poker player but turned $50 into $1000 online - no easy feat for a sub-par player.
  • Bumbaclat wrote: »
    I agree this sounds like a scam... but.... he does raise a good point. If he only has $120 in credit card purchases wouldn't that be the maximum he could charge back? The thing that contradicts this is where he says he is not a good poker player but turned $50 into $1000 online - no easy feat for a sub-par player.

    People who scam lie. About everything.


    A good scammer (not saying OP qualifies) will add elements to his story that seem valid like the credit card deposit amounts. They may even include things that are true as a means to mislead. People see something that is true so then assume everything is legit. This is how a con artists thrives.
  • Monteroy, it sounds like you are talking from experience...(like that you may have been scammed in the past).... Got a story to tell?

    stp
  • Monteroy is dead on with his assessment of this situation. As some who works in preventing internet scams and similar security issues, I agree with what he has said. The OP has hit every point that a scammer will try to do. Obviously this guy is not very good at what he does. Most of the time the scammer will drop it when the fish fight back. They know that the cause is lost and they move on to the next mark. This guy can’t take the hint.

    His story seems plausible enough but when held up to the light has glaring errors. It is always possible that this guy is legit, however, if he is then he is an absolute moron for continuing his requests.

    And if the OP comes back, which I doubt, may I suggest the use of proper punctuation and capitalized lettering? It adds a bit to your legitimacy if you can properly construct a sentence.
  • And if the OP comes back, which I doubt, may I suggest the use of proper punctuation and capitalized lettering? It adds a bit to your legitimacy if you can properly construct a sentence.

    lol. I was going to make the same point yesterday and had gone so far as to fix one of his posts with all my corrections in red text a la an english teacher (and boy was that page red). In the end, I decided against posting it though as the guy might not speak english as a first language and it could have come off as being unnecessarily cruel to a scamming dirtbag. :'( :rolleyes:
  • stpboy wrote: »
    Monteroy, it sounds like you are talking from experience...(like that you may have been scammed in the past).... Got a story to tell?

    stp

    Heh, sorry no colorful story as an origin, rather just a lot of experience and interest in human behavior, of which this is sort of an interesting segment.

    Similarly I did start a thread a while ago on the concept that some humans just could not improve at poker, even after thousands of sit and gos, which sort of amazed me.

    Plus I enjoy revealing con artists, particularly horrible ones, for what they are, since as was suggested here a better one would just move on to better territory.
  • By offering only 10-12% on 1000 the person would have to be more than 90% sure that this isn't a scam before they take the bait. I'd suggest offering more money, say about a googleplex or so? That would give people better odds on the off chance that this isn't a scam.
  • Thanks for the response Monty..

    It amazes me that scammers (not saying that this guy is one or not) believe that people would actually fall for this stuff. I suppose it has to work though, most likely on the dementia ridden population, which if you think about it is really sick.

    stp
  • may I suggest the use of proper punctuation and capitalized lettering? It adds a bit to your legitimacy if you can properly construct a sentence.
    omgz i m in truble know
  • stpboy wrote: »
    most likely on the dementia ridden population


    pkrfce9...I think you meant to quote me instead. I know, it happens man.

    stp
  • pkrfce9 wrote: »
    omgz i m in truble know
    Don't worry Greg, we give you the benefit of the doubt.
  • lol. I was going to make the same point yesterday and had gone so far as to fix one of his posts with all my corrections in red text a la an English teacher (and boy was that page red). In the end, I decided against posting it though as the guy might not speak English as a first language and it could have come off as being unnecessarily cruel to a scamming dirtbag. :'( :rolleyes:

    fyp ;)
  • Sandy (hope I guessed right) wins.
  • I am interested in the how the mere deposits of 74 dollars turned into 1000 dollars if he is not very good at poker? I am sure he said that...
    there are only 4 of them and they total $74.00 ( i just added them up.) .............

    I am not a very good poker player
  • stpboy wrote: »
    Thanks for the response Monty..

    It amazes me that scammers (not saying that this guy is one or not) believe that people would actually fall for this stuff. I suppose it has to work though, most likely on the dementia ridden population, which if you think about it is really sick.

    stp

    Sadly a lot of people fall for it. That is why there are so many scams. Some people have such a need to get money without working for it that they are very susceptible to these types of ploys. They don't think about the "if it is too good to be true, then it is" mentality.

    I have seen first hand the people that will cash cheques and send the money (minus their "fee") and think nothing of it until the bank declines the cheque and they are left out thousands of dollars. They always say, "well it seemed so legit". They fail to see the scam like most people do. They aren't stupid, they just want free money.

    /end sermon

    Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
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