Funny conversation during a SnG last nite
A bit of background:
lamouch64 and SidThekid8721 are both long term losers (showing an avg profit of (-$1.50) per SnG.
PhilipHelmuth as a rotating star beside his Sharkscope properties.
This is the hand that started the conversation.
Full Tilt Poker Game #9271275774: $20 + $2 Sit & Go (70882193), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:43:33 ET - 2008/12/01
Seat 1: Sidthekid8721 (1,395)
Seat 2: PhilipHelmuth (1,455)
Seat 3: obobcatu (1,455)
Seat 4: ishy519 (1,395)
Seat 5: Hobbes614 (1,665)
Seat 6: lamouch64 (1,710)
Seat 7: Myfineself (1,425)
Seat 8: glepine (1,545)
Seat 9: Mallenbach (1,455)
glepine posts the small blind of 15
Mallenbach posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hobbes614 [5s 6c]
Sidthekid8721 raises to 90
PhilipHelmuth folds
obobcatu folds
ishy519 calls 90
Hobbes614 folds
lamouch64 folds
Myfineself calls 90
glepine folds
Mallenbach raises to 360
Sidthekid8721 folds
ishy519 calls 270
Myfineself folds
*** FLOP *** [8c 8d 9d]
Mallenbach bets 1,095, and is all in
ishy519 calls 1,035, and is all in
Mallenbach shows [Jc Jh]
ishy519 shows [9s 9c]
Uncalled bet of 60 returned to Mallenbach
*** TURN *** [8c 8d 9d] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [8c 8d 9d 8h] [Tc]
Mallenbach shows a full house, Eights full of Jacks
ishy519 shows a full house, Nines full of Eights
ishy519 wins the pot (2,985) with a full house, Nines full of Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,985 | Rake 0
Board: [8c 8d 9d 8h Tc]
Seat 1: Sidthekid8721 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: PhilipHelmuth didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: obobcatu didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: ishy519 showed [9s 9c] and won (2,985) with a full house, Nines full of Eights
Seat 5: Hobbes614 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: lamouch64 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Myfineself (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: glepine (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: Mallenbach (big blind) showed [Jc Jh] and lost with a full house, Eights full of Jacks
Sidthekid8721: its poker
lamouch64: no, this is full tilt poker...
lamouch64 folds
lamouch64: i noticed each time a game can have an amelioration (this may be french for out. Not sure) , game comes on the river in 75 % of cases
lamouch64: exemple : you have AsKc other has 5 10s flop is Ac3s6s
lamouch64: you bet a lot other call
lamouch64: turn : Kd
lamouch64: you all in
lamouch64: other call
lamouch64: and of course a spade on river ...
PhilipHelmuth: if ur allin PF with AA against crap, the other guy flops a pair or a good draw everytime
Sidthekid8721: yep it happens
lamouch64: i agree it happens
lamouch64: but so frequently here on this website
Sidthekid8721: let's test
lamouch64: i play real tourneys too
lamouch64: i think i never had so much bad beats than here
lamouch64: in such a few time
lamouch64: this very strange
Sidthekid8721 (Observer): so there's a standard FT poker hand
lamouch64: i think this website favorise brave calls
PhilipHelmuth: bad beats are for the fish not to go broke
Sidthekid8721 (Observer): one time you will hit,,other time the donk will hit
Sidthekid8721 (Observer): it happens
lamouch64: each time incredible calls and the guy have the only card he need on river
lamouch64: yes it happen, but 7( % of the hands force me to be in doubt ...
Sidthekid8721 (Observer): I agree,, it does happen too often here
lamouch64: and mùe rack have no evolution
lamouch64: sometimes i win, its ok
lamouch64: then after i go down, then finally its equilibrate
lamouch64: so strange
lamouch64: my last bad beat was a 4 of a kind beated by an incredible straight flush
lamouch64: first time i see a straight flush
lamouch64: strange thing was i had a 4 of a kind so forced to call ...
(based on his play, he was prob behind all the way..prob called all the way with KQ/KJ and hit his 4-of-a-kind on the river. He played about 3/4 of the hands and would call a raise OOP with rags. Watched him do it with K2s. He's my new friend. Sooo easy to play against)
Sidthekid8721 (Observer): yep,,happens every day here
Sidthekid8721 (Observer): just gotta keep getting you money in with the best hand
lamouch64: and in real life it happens every 10 years ... a 4 of a kind beated by a straight flush ? come on ...
Sidthekid8721 (Observer): 1000's of hands here every day
lamouch64: uh uh
lamouch64: a 4 of kind beated by straight flush ois around 0.0002 of chances
Sidthekid8721 (Observer): I think it happened this year on WPT
lamouch64: lol yes of course ... but i just say here this happen too much, not only about me, sometimes i am spectator
lamouch64: this is incredible
Sidthekid8721 (Observer): yep agree again
lamouch64: after maybe i am very very very unlucky here
Sidthekid8721 (Observer): just gotta keep pushing,, the donks will eventually play themselves out
lamouch64: but i can see lot of good players are like me here
lamouch64: thats what i think amazing
PhilipHelmuth: ive played on lots of sites and this one is rigged 4 sure
lamouch64: problem for me
lamouch64: is i am on a mc
lamouch64: mac
lamouch64: this is on of the rare website to offer a mac version ...
PhilipHelmuth: so u can only play here
Sidthekid8721 (Observer): if its rigged,, why do u play here
lamouch64: yes ...
This was AQ vs AQ
lamouch64: exemple
lamouch64: so funny
lamouch64: can you imagine the proba to have this one ?
lamouch64: i think the best i can do here is a draw ...
Check/calls A3 to the river. Get's his Ace and loses to AT
PhilipHelmuth: just what i was thinking of course the A comes if it is no good ,)
lamouch64: tahts why i bet a little ...
lamouch64: i noticed each time the short stavk call all in
lamouch64: 9/10 chip leader win even if he has 92 vs AK
Phil knows how to keep the fish happy.
lamouch64 and SidThekid8721 are both long term losers (showing an avg profit of (-$1.50) per SnG.
PhilipHelmuth as a rotating star beside his Sharkscope properties.
This is the hand that started the conversation.
Full Tilt Poker Game #9271275774: $20 + $2 Sit & Go (70882193), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:43:33 ET - 2008/12/01
Seat 1: Sidthekid8721 (1,395)
Seat 2: PhilipHelmuth (1,455)
Seat 3: obobcatu (1,455)
Seat 4: ishy519 (1,395)
Seat 5: Hobbes614 (1,665)
Seat 6: lamouch64 (1,710)
Seat 7: Myfineself (1,425)
Seat 8: glepine (1,545)
Seat 9: Mallenbach (1,455)
glepine posts the small blind of 15
Mallenbach posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hobbes614 [5s 6c]
Sidthekid8721 raises to 90
PhilipHelmuth folds
obobcatu folds
ishy519 calls 90
Hobbes614 folds
lamouch64 folds
Myfineself calls 90
glepine folds
Mallenbach raises to 360
Sidthekid8721 folds
ishy519 calls 270
Myfineself folds
*** FLOP *** [8c 8d 9d]
Mallenbach bets 1,095, and is all in
ishy519 calls 1,035, and is all in
Mallenbach shows [Jc Jh]
ishy519 shows [9s 9c]
Uncalled bet of 60 returned to Mallenbach
*** TURN *** [8c 8d 9d] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [8c 8d 9d 8h] [Tc]
Mallenbach shows a full house, Eights full of Jacks
ishy519 shows a full house, Nines full of Eights
ishy519 wins the pot (2,985) with a full house, Nines full of Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,985 | Rake 0
Board: [8c 8d 9d 8h Tc]
Seat 1: Sidthekid8721 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: PhilipHelmuth didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: obobcatu didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: ishy519 showed [9s 9c] and won (2,985) with a full house, Nines full of Eights
Seat 5: Hobbes614 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: lamouch64 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Myfineself (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: glepine (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: Mallenbach (big blind) showed [Jc Jh] and lost with a full house, Eights full of Jacks
Sidthekid8721: its poker
lamouch64: no, this is full tilt poker...
lamouch64 folds
lamouch64: i noticed each time a game can have an amelioration (this may be french for out. Not sure) , game comes on the river in 75 % of cases
lamouch64: exemple : you have AsKc other has 5 10s flop is Ac3s6s
lamouch64: you bet a lot other call
lamouch64: turn : Kd
lamouch64: you all in
lamouch64: other call
lamouch64: and of course a spade on river ...
PhilipHelmuth: if ur allin PF with AA against crap, the other guy flops a pair or a good draw everytime
Sidthekid8721: yep it happens
lamouch64: i agree it happens
lamouch64: but so frequently here on this website
Sidthekid8721: let's test
lamouch64: i play real tourneys too
lamouch64: i think i never had so much bad beats than here
lamouch64: in such a few time
lamouch64: this very strange
Sidthekid8721 (Observer): so there's a standard FT poker hand
lamouch64: i think this website favorise brave calls
PhilipHelmuth: bad beats are for the fish not to go broke
Sidthekid8721 (Observer): one time you will hit,,other time the donk will hit
Sidthekid8721 (Observer): it happens
lamouch64: each time incredible calls and the guy have the only card he need on river
lamouch64: yes it happen, but 7( % of the hands force me to be in doubt ...
Sidthekid8721 (Observer): I agree,, it does happen too often here
lamouch64: and mùe rack have no evolution
lamouch64: sometimes i win, its ok
lamouch64: then after i go down, then finally its equilibrate
lamouch64: so strange
lamouch64: my last bad beat was a 4 of a kind beated by an incredible straight flush
lamouch64: first time i see a straight flush
lamouch64: strange thing was i had a 4 of a kind so forced to call ...
(based on his play, he was prob behind all the way..prob called all the way with KQ/KJ and hit his 4-of-a-kind on the river. He played about 3/4 of the hands and would call a raise OOP with rags. Watched him do it with K2s. He's my new friend. Sooo easy to play against)
Sidthekid8721 (Observer): yep,,happens every day here
Sidthekid8721 (Observer): just gotta keep getting you money in with the best hand
lamouch64: and in real life it happens every 10 years ... a 4 of a kind beated by a straight flush ? come on ...
Sidthekid8721 (Observer): 1000's of hands here every day
lamouch64: uh uh
lamouch64: a 4 of kind beated by straight flush ois around 0.0002 of chances
Sidthekid8721 (Observer): I think it happened this year on WPT
lamouch64: lol yes of course ... but i just say here this happen too much, not only about me, sometimes i am spectator
lamouch64: this is incredible
Sidthekid8721 (Observer): yep agree again
lamouch64: after maybe i am very very very unlucky here
Sidthekid8721 (Observer): just gotta keep pushing,, the donks will eventually play themselves out
lamouch64: but i can see lot of good players are like me here
lamouch64: thats what i think amazing
PhilipHelmuth: ive played on lots of sites and this one is rigged 4 sure
lamouch64: problem for me
lamouch64: is i am on a mc
lamouch64: mac
lamouch64: this is on of the rare website to offer a mac version ...
PhilipHelmuth: so u can only play here
Sidthekid8721 (Observer): if its rigged,, why do u play here
lamouch64: yes ...
This was AQ vs AQ
lamouch64: exemple
lamouch64: so funny
lamouch64: can you imagine the proba to have this one ?
lamouch64: i think the best i can do here is a draw ...
Check/calls A3 to the river. Get's his Ace and loses to AT
PhilipHelmuth: just what i was thinking of course the A comes if it is no good ,)
lamouch64: tahts why i bet a little ...
lamouch64: i noticed each time the short stavk call all in
lamouch64: 9/10 chip leader win even if he has 92 vs AK
Phil knows how to keep the fish happy.