I'm such a fkn bitch...
So I was running really bad this morning and decided to do one of my favourite things...
go down to stakes you don't care about and shove until you feel better...(20 mins in and I don't feel better yet..come and grab my $2.50's
)
Anyway...the following conversation just happened. Enjoy!
margo11: can u leave the table at any time....
KristySea: no, you've got to lose your chips
Dealer: leyland wins $1.15
margo11: so how do it work then if people can keep joining as
the game goes on
margo11: how does the game end
KristySea: when you bust 6 people or go broke
margo11: dang so these games can last forever then
Dealer: SashaUA wins $0.26
Player KristySea is all-in, chat is temporarily disabled
Dealer: KristySea wins $0.12
Chat is now enabled
Kerby051: aces??)))
KristySea: kings
KristySea: I always lose with them
go down to stakes you don't care about and shove until you feel better...(20 mins in and I don't feel better yet..come and grab my $2.50's
)Anyway...the following conversation just happened. Enjoy!
margo11: can u leave the table at any time....
KristySea: no, you've got to lose your chips
Dealer: leyland wins $1.15
margo11: so how do it work then if people can keep joining as
the game goes on
margo11: how does the game end
KristySea: when you bust 6 people or go broke
margo11: dang so these games can last forever then
Dealer: SashaUA wins $0.26
Player KristySea is all-in, chat is temporarily disabled
Dealer: KristySea wins $0.12
Chat is now enabled
Kerby051: aces??)))
KristySea: kings
KristySea: I always lose with them
Comments
I'm not worried about it, I just wanted to share that awesome conversation with you all
Poker is always going to be profitable.
Kerby051: new it
Kerby051: folded my jacks for you
KristySea: good fold
yah, you are a bitch
Glad I'm not the only one seeing it. It seems to defy reasonable odds, the rate these hands are hitting.
Full Tilt Poker Game #8704648401: $20 + $2 Sit & Go (66482937), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:12:24 ET - 2008/10/28
Seat 1: scorppio1 (2,475)
Seat 2: Bcboy72 (1,335)
Seat 3: Diego Outlaw (975)
Seat 4: marcosAK (1,200)
Seat 5: vally35 (1,500)
Seat 6: r2d21976 (1,515)
marcosAK posts the small blind of 15
vally35 posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Bcboy72 [8d Tc]
r2d21976 calls 30
scorppio1 calls 30
Bcboy72 folds
Diego Outlaw folds
marcosAK folds
vally35 has 15 seconds left to act
vally35 raises to 135
r2d21976 calls 105
scorppio1 calls 105
*** FLOP *** [6s 6h 3h]
vally35 bets 420
r2d21976 calls 420
scorppio1 folds
*** TURN *** [6s 6h 3h] [3d]
vally35 bets 945, and is all in
r2d21976 calls 945
vally35 shows [Jc Jd]
r2d21976 shows [Qs 6c]
*** RIVER *** [6s 6h 3h 3d] [Ts]
vally35 shows two pair, Jacks and Sixes
r2d21976 shows a full house, Sixes full of Threes
r2d21976 wins the pot (3,150) with a full house, Sixes full of Threes
vally35 stands up
And why we love them..
Full Tilt Poker Game #8704756595: $20 + $2 Sit & Go (66482937), Table 1 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:19:42 ET - 2008/10/28
Seat 1: scorppio1 (2,770)
Seat 2: Bcboy72 (945)
Seat 3: Diego Outlaw (785)
Seat 4: marcosAK (1,525)
Seat 6: r2d21976 (2,975)
Bcboy72 posts the small blind of 20
Diego Outlaw posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Bcboy72 [As Kc]
marcosAK folds
r2d21976 calls 40
scorppio1 calls 40
Bcboy72 raises to 160
Diego Outlaw calls 120
r2d21976 has 15 seconds left to act
r2d21976 calls 120
scorppio1 folds
*** FLOP *** [Kh Jh 8d]
Bcboy72 bets 785, and is all in
Diego Outlaw has 15 seconds left to act
Diego Outlaw folds
r2d21976 calls 785
Bcboy72 shows [As Kc]
r2d21976 shows [9c Ks]
*** TURN *** [Kh Jh 8d] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [Kh Jh 8d 8s] [2d]
Bcboy72 shows two pair, Kings and Eights
r2d21976 shows two pair, Kings and Eights
Bcboy72 wins the pot (2,090) with two pair, Kings and Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,090 | Rake 0
Board: [Kh Jh 8d 8s 2d]
Seat 1: scorppio1 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Bcboy72 (small blind) showed [As Kc] and won (2,090) with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 3: Diego Outlaw (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: marcosAK didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: r2d21976 showed [9c Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Eights
It's not the idiots that bother me...usually they fund my game. But when they call with moronic hands and then hit 2 outers or double runners hand after hand it wears on you. I expect to lose to the occasional bad call once in a while...the odds suggest that that should happen...but when it starts happening 9 out of 10 hands, 2 or 3 days in a row, then it makes you wonder.
I know, in the long run, it should reflect truer to the actual odds...but how long is long. lol
LMAO!! I thought that I was the only one that did stuff like this! I guess that I am a b**ch too then!