Profile beautification-off

KristyKristy
in Off Topic Lounge
We've got all these options now in our Profiles...I'd love to see them updated!

Seriously..you guys are my crack, I need back stories...or I'm just going to invent them for you.


..and we all know which route is safer

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  • KristyKristy
    Back story #1

    Hobbes:

    Motto: Forget all those losing hands that cost you money, but never forget what they taught you.

    Little known facts about him:

    fav. colour: blue
    turn ons: long walks on the beach, testicle clamps and kittens
    turn offs: War, anything that is in any way associated with Keanu Reeves, and dudes.

    Secret ambition: to teach belly dancing

    Biggest win: wagered first born against three goats and a maiden at a cock-fight overseas
  • GrahamGraham
    I can add more fields as you wish to profiles if you can think of some good stuff.... turn-ons/turn-offs might scare off a lot of people who came here thinking this is a poker site though ;)
  • DrTyoreDrTyore
    Hahaha

    First thing I thought was "Hey, it may scare some off, but you'll likely get more traffic with the "turn-on's" from the "furry BDSM" crowd...

    Just sayin

    Mark
  • MickeyHoldemMickeyHoldem
    Graham wrote: »
    I can add more fields as you wish to profiles if you can think of some good stuff.... turn-ons/turn-offs might scare off a lot of people who came here thinking this is a poker site though ;)

    This is a poker site??!?!!!
  • QuimbyQuimby
    I decided to look up Kristy's profile first just for kicks. I noticed this in the "Friends" section and I quote:

    "Kristy_Sea has not made any friends yet"

    I thought it was amusing.
  • HobbesHobbes
    How'd you find that dating video? :D

    Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    Back story #1

    Hobbes:

    Motto: Forget all those losing hands that cost you money, but never forget what they taught you.

    Little known facts about him:

    fav. colour: blue
    turn ons: long walks on the beach, testicle clamps and kittens
    turn offs: War, anything that is in any way associated with Keanu Reeves, and dudes.

    Secret ambition: to teach belly dancing

    Biggest win: wagered first born against three goats and a maiden at a cock-fight overseas
  • GrahamGraham
    Quimby wrote: »
    I decided to look up Kristy's profile first just for kicks. I noticed this in the "Friends" section and I quote:

    "Kristy_Sea has not made any friends yet"

    I thought it was amusing.

    LOL...but she does have a lot of stalkers... her profile said:
    "This page has had 139 visits", which is probably the highest viewed profile page.
  • MickeyHoldemMickeyHoldem
    Graham wrote: »
    LOL...but she does have a lot of stalkers... her profile said:
    "This page has had 139 visits", which is probably the highest viewed profile page.

    Given the number of times she's logged on using someone else's account... those numbers could be self-inflated!!

    <puts on asbestos underwear>
  • KristyKristy
    Quimby wrote: »
    I decided to look up Kristy's profile first just for kicks. I noticed this in the "Friends" section and I quote:

    "Kristy_Sea has not made any friends yet"

    I thought it was amusing.

    Actually I've got DrTyore in friend-limbo..don't know if I'll accept him yet. ;)

    quimbysucksballz.jpg
  • KristyKristy
    MickeyHoldem wrote: »
    This is a poker site??!?!!!

    I feel like this post didn't get enough cred...clearly the POTD (though I am not an official representative of the POTD)

    well played Sir.
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