Wanna Be a PornStar - SwankPoker! ..haha

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New Poker Site:

Swank Poker :: Member access - Topless girls, change dealers, Play with Swank Girls

100,000 FPP and you can be in a porn movie!

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  • GrahamGraham
    LOL...saw it a few weeks ago... definitely an interesting concept. I'll pass though.
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  • PokerVectorPokerVector
    I suppose it was only a matter of time before they used sex to sell poker as well
  • jpajamasjpajamas
    ...Can't seem to find the Strip Poker Freeroll...
  • KristyKristy
    it'll never work, too many losing players who aren't going to feel very sexy when they're 'getting sucked out on'

    how ever if they could find a way to have a the girls do something fancy when you win a tournament or make a +ev play...well, poker would move up to a whole new skill level.
  • kingkao86kingkao86
    mm...getting sucked out on
  • PokerVectorPokerVector
    " mm...getting sucked out on"

    lol. now that's just dirty.
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  • GrahamGraham
    13CARDS wrote: »
    SWANK.bmp

    LMAO...Pervert ;)
  • DonkJediDonkJedi
    The fact that you click on a nipple to download the software speaks volumes...

    LOL
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  • GrahamGraham
    That sucks..I guess it wasn't your time to star in porn.
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  • GrahamGraham
    If you really want to have sex with some whore, you could always just hire an escort. ;)
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  • RoccoRocco
    Very, very, Interesting....

    I like the concept, but unfortunately for me, if I downloaded and played at this site, my wife may just get a bit steamed at me and then she might go on full blown marraige tilt. And that WOULD NOT be a good thing.

    They should have posted a pic of a tall chip tower in between that porn babes jugs with her tongue at the tip of the chip stack instead of the champagne bottle. That would have been more effective for the poker site ad I think.

    I think that I'll play it safe and just stick with the now seemingly very boring standard poker websites like Full Tilt or Poker Stars. :(

    Although the idea of possibly getting ''sucked on'' by some porn babe after ''sucking out'' on someone at the card table sounds like a nice idea. :D
  • GrahamGraham
    Rocco wrote: »
    I like the concept, but unfortunately for me, if I downloaded and played at this site, my wife may just get a bit steamed at me and then she might go on full blown marraige tilt. And that WOULD NOT be a good thing.

    That was one of the funniest things I have read in a while... thanks! :D
  • RoccoRocco
    Graham wrote: »
    That was one of the funniest things I have read in a while... thanks! :D

    Your welcome. :)
  • UnknownUnknown
    Rocco wrote: »

    Although the idea of possibly getting ''sucked on'' by some porn babe after ''sucking out'' on someone at the card table sounds like a nice idea. :D


    That's pretty gross Rocco.
    There are ladies on this forum too you know!
    I thought that Italian men are supposed to be gentlemen.
  • RoccoRocco
    PattyCakes wrote: »
    That's pretty gross Rocco.
    There are ladies on this forum too you know!
    I thought that Italian men are supposed to be gentlemen.

    I apologize Patty,
    I sincerely did not intend for your eyes to read that. :-[
  • UnknownUnknown
    No problem.
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