A Couple Reasons to Play at Cryptos

MonteroyMonteroy
in Online Poker
1) Charming drunk Brits at night (ie: after bars close for them)

2) Conspiracy nuts during the evening Brit time


Oh, also decent bonuses and rakeback...


Example of 1)

Nei101141: u'll b suckin my lolipop prik
Lee231221: yr mum is now shes good
Chr140773: lol
Nei101141: your just a wee forigner in your little city........w anker
Lee231221: little city london lol u northern monkey
Nei101141: yes full of balcks from Nigeria and albanians....hahahahaha suck it up a sswipe
Lee231221: leeds all ****es
Lee231221: p ackis
Nei101141: I agree as I am not from here...hahahahahahaha
Lee231221: yr dad got a corner shop
Lee231221: bud bud din din
Nei101141: Lees a w anker a w anker
Lee231221: yes yr a refugie
Nei101141: Me....hahahahahaha u live in Sin City...hahahahaha
Lee231221: born and bread london u iraki
Nei101141: Bet u support Arsenal.........hahahahahaha
Lee231221: *** army
Lee231221: y id os
Nei101141: told ya.....silly little north londoner
Lee231221: p ussy
Nei101141: just want to staY HERE AND TAKE THE p ISH POUT OF U......HAHAHAHAHAHA
Lee231221: sheep s hagger
Nei101141: Better a sheep than a london s lag
Nei101141: like your mother
Lee231221: yr mother is the sheep u mother f ucker]
Nei101141: hahahaha baaaaaaaaaaaa
Lee231221: u a sweaty sock
Lee231221: thought so u cant spell
Nei101141: hahahahaha och wee man ye just found meee ooot.....
Lee231221: oh no yr a p ikie
Nei101141: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Nei101141: eat ma Jock s hite
Lee231221: im eat yr mums p ussy
Nei101141: Ya wee english b astard
Chr140773: you sweaty socks got battered last month when you came here all mouth no action bunch of k nob heads
Nei101141: IRA supporter
Lee231221: yes u dirty smelly sock
Nei101141: don't think so.i was there p ishing against your



Example of 2)


Aquarius: mich is volvic donpa?
Michelin: don'
Michelin: don't think so
Aquarius: how to shake the doom switch here mich
Aquarius: just complain like you?
Michelin: know all about the doomswitch
Michelin: rule 1
Dealer: Game #7548428094, bs316 wins pot ($3.95)
Aquarius: i feel fkn cursed
Aquarius: i do fine at other sites
Michelin: DO NEVER MAKE A WITHDRAWEL
Michelin: RULE 2
Michelin: DON*T MOAN CRYPTO
Michelin: if already doomswithed...nothing to do...just play*pay untill it stop
Michelin: and when they feel, they have been toooo strong...they sometimes reward it by let u win in freerolls
Aquarius: so many bad beatsd there
Aquarius: seem to favour mpp producers
Michelin: hmmm
Michelin: so 5K in't enough
Michelin: isn't
Aquarius: i lost with AA against ax 2 x in these 1's
Aquarius: and watchin other people get bad beatedMichelin: MTT ?
Aquarius: ya
Monteroy: shove with bad hands then to bad beat people
Monteroy: beat the system
Aquarius: lol
Dealer: Game #7548428884, Monteroy wins pot ($0.65)
Monteroy: while depositing money
Aquarius: just avoid playing
Michelin: and shortstacks allways win next pot...just after lost most of their stack
Monteroy: ok so always shove with bad hands with a short stack while depositing money
Aquarius: LOL
Aquarius: i should try that
Monteroy: if it dont work
Monteroy: make up something else

Comments

  • ChuckielandChuckieland
    i always got this impression that crypto network are
    rock garden....
    is this still the case?
  • MonteroyMonteroy
    Not really actually. Most of the action is 6 max which kind of punishes overly rocky play, and the low limit NL games feature a ton of players who seem to feel they have to see every flop, so I am finding myself doing at times some utterly silly raises preflop (ie raise to $10-15 preflop in 50 buy in) with hands like AA or KK knowing one of the players will simply call, then I hope it holds post flop.

    The Omaha games ($25-100 buy in) have a blend of regulars who are not bad (nut peddly), a couple people who literally play 1 hand in 40 or 50 as they grind out maybe a tiny profit from bonuses and rakeback, and a few who are complete maniacs. I have sat at a $25 buy in table that maintained an average pot of over $35 for nearly 2 hours. I have also seen tables with pot averages of about 75 cents.

    Game selection dries up considerably after about 9 pm EST.

    It is a great network for 25-200 buy in NL players who can play between 11 am and 8 pm EST as they have a ton of games going and the rakeback/bonus and extra incentives can't be beat. The drunk Brits are provided at no charge as well.

    PM me if you want more specific information if interested in the network.
  • compueasecompuease Admin
    Don't think I've played any of the Crypto sites as yet, which one(s) would you suggest and are there some deposit bonuses I should use?
  • ChuckielandChuckieland
    when it's the best time to play at cypto
    i signup with little wood yesturday, around 2AM
    it's pretty much a ghost town
    little wood is still with cypto now, but their are moving to 888.com/pacific network.
    888.com has 25% rakeback, and if i signup with littlewood now, i can get 30% rakeback grandfather accound. which it's nice. because 888.com is very passive and loose.
    not to mention 30% back on casino lost, make BJ +EV
    i'll give it a try. if i like, i may pickup another cypto site after littlewood moved.
  • MonteroyMonteroy
    Littlewoods cut of Canadians from bonuses so for now they would be the worst crypto skin to use. No idea about it if and when they become part of Pacific poker.


    2 am is about 7 am Europe time and it will be dead then.

    Best times to play are about 11 am EST to 8 pm EST
  • ChuckielandChuckieland
    Monteroy wrote: »
    Littlewoods cut of Canadians from bonuses so for now they would be the worst crypto skin to use. No idea about it if and when they become part of Pacific poker.


    2 am is about 7 am Europe time and it will be dead then.

    Best times to play are about 11 am EST to 8 pm EST

    i just find out about it today
    after deposite and player.......
    how long do i have to wait to cash out, after deposite?

    i have to say crypto site
    6max, very loose
    FR, rock garden
    since little wood is in pounds, i play 25NL as a tester
    expect those player to be better then usd 25NL level, but no... so easy money.
    but MPP....150 hand, 13MPP.... slow....then no bonus for canadian....wtf
  • MonteroyMonteroy
    You can withdraw right away, though there is a $1 fee (or 1 pound fee if you account is in pounds).

    Littlewoods was the worst choice to make for a Crypto skin =O

    A much better choice is either Sun Poker or Interpoker through a rakeback affiliate if 25/50 buy in NL is the game of your choice. Sun requires no bonus codes or deposits for the monthly bonuses (though probably need one for initial deposit) so that may be a better choice if you are looking to keep it as simple as possible.
  • UnknownUnknown
    Monteroy wrote: »
    1) Charming drunk Brits at night (ie: after bars
  • ChuckielandChuckieland
    hey, what's the best way to get 32 MPP with 42bux
    i deposite $400 playing 12 table 100NL shortstack
    i have to say it did not go very well
    but i have $120RB coming. and if i can get another 32MPP i'll get 100 bonus (not sure if it's bonus in usd or pound)
    I think with shortstack, i breakeven on the flip, but can't beat the rake.
  • MonteroyMonteroy
    buy in for the minimum at the $25 full ring PL Omaha hi lo tables (or Omaha hi tables). Yesterday evening the average pot at one of the hi lo tables was over $35 for about 100 hands, but even without that unusual situation you should be able to clear it without muich change to your bankroll.

    Did you find the games at NL to be different then other sites?
  • ChuckielandChuckieland
    i couldn't really say
    since i was doing shortstack without HUD
    and people may call lighter with shortstack
    however i did suprise what people call my shovel with
    KK open shovel $18bux , 95 sooted call
    AA open shovel at big blind where sb limp. 78o call
    I later check on the hold'em manager, i did find alot of 50+ VPIP.
    so there is definely action.
    but 6max only
    fullring is pretty much fold festable, something donky come, but that don't last very long.
  • MidnightMikeMidnightMike
    Chuckieland wrote

    "AA open shovel at big blind where sb limp. 78o call"

    just to give you some insight on the 7,8 off and the brits. The name for this hand that most of the brits know it by is "The Banin" its named after a old UK pnl tv host named Mark Banin. The brits think this hand is as good as aces (only if the 7,8 is off suit) and even have a cult following for the hand, it can be found on many british poker forums. The rule of playing the hand according to the brits is that its a great hand to enter an un-raised pot with. So not sure why ya got a big call from it. I agree that playing about 4-9pm Toronto time against british players is a profitable time to play on most UK based sites. Good Hunting.

    p.s - google "the cult of banin" see what ya get, you'll see what i mean

    Mike
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