Hire a local actor... for evil
If I had a nickel for every time I wished I could send an actor to perform general awesomeness for me I'd be rich, living in Hollywood and wouldn't have a problem finding someone to do this for me.
I want to send inappropriate singing telegrams to people and I really don't want to pay more than $50-$100 for this service.
Costume wearing would be ideal, loud, brassy, stereotypical old school broadway voice is a must.
Anyone have any thoughts on where to find this gem of a person?
I want to send inappropriate singing telegrams to people and I really don't want to pay more than $50-$100 for this service.
Costume wearing would be ideal, loud, brassy, stereotypical old school broadway voice is a must.
Anyone have any thoughts on where to find this gem of a person?
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Clown kick ass!
edit: Just reread and saw the word inapropriate... I think in this case you need to hire either a female or male prostitute... they're willing to sleep with fat people with moles over their genitalia so I'm sure they'll sign a little inapropriate song for ya for a 100$ ... (I'd do it, the signing part, not the mole).
Do I need to up the price? $100 seems fair for ten minutes work, ten minutes drive
Awwww, my masochistic side was interested.:)
But I actually might be interested.
Of course, for all I know, I could be one of the ones on the list.
'Robin the ripped' is apparently $300 min. on his own and he will apparently just destroy that person..which is much more appealing
still waiting on the starving actor set...I'll let you know in a couple days.