Yes Alex it is proper to wear a black cumberbun, with a white semi formal dinner jacket!
Honestly thought it had another name until I read article.
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water>
>down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
>
>2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to
>hold while you chop.
>
>3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using
>the shower.
>
>4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for
>few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a
>timer.
>
>5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
>rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
>
>6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will
>be afraid to cough.
>
>7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't
>move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
>duct tape.
>
>8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
>
>Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKYS. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING
>BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE ... WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS
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/g2
Thanks, Greg
Worth a beer
Milton Slim
/g2
Are you fucking kidding me? I was going to say that but I thought you would think I was insulting your intelligence.
So I am now.
You are not so good at Jeopardy are you?
You are not so good at Jeopardy are you?
What is "NOYFB?"
Yes Alex it is proper to wear a black cumberbun, with a white semi formal dinner jacket!
Honestly thought it had another name until I read article.
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water>
>down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
>
>2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to
>hold while you chop.
>
>3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using
>the shower.
>
>4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for
>few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a
>timer.
>
>5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
>rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
>
>6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will
>be afraid to cough.
>
>7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't
>move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
>duct tape.
>
>8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
>
>Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKYS. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING
>BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE ... WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS
Milton Slim
/g2
N - None
O - of
Y - your
F - you're kidding, right?
B - business
Methinks Dave knew what it meant, he was trying to be tactful....
Make sure it is the form of a Question!
Milton "Stud" Slim
no, no , no the card game!