How long is too long?

I have heard, more than once, this type of complaint made about me. "Enough, make a decision", "it's two cards not a book", "quit slowing things down".

I know that some of that is just needles to get me off my game but it is true that I am likely to take anywhere from 30 seconds to 5 minutes on a decision. I rarely ever make an insta-play. It's always at least 5-10 seconds. My reason for ding this is mostly for the sake of keeping my play deliberate. Of course a tangential benefit is that it annoys my opponents and sometimes will knock them off their game (though that is not my main goal). I'd like to know your opinions on how long is too long and under what circumstances would you actually call a clock on someone in tournament play.

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  • I'd like to know your opinions on how long is too long and under what circumstances would you actually call a clock on someone in tournament play.

    5 minutes is too long.
  • Recently played a fella who took his time.... every time.

    I have no problem with people wanting to think things through, as I often will myself. However, let's face it, there are some instances (the majority actually) where you know instantly what you're going to do.... "Oh, raise, re-raise allin in front of me? Hrm... should I call with 92o?" The occasional "tanking" is fine, but when it's EVERY decision... that gets irritating.

    This fella that I refer to, I was talking with another forumer present during a break after we had both simultaneously called clock on him... this is not something I do very often, but both of us forumers had the same thought process...

    "Gee, it's been a while he's been thinking.. I'll call clock in 30 more seconds"
    "30 seconds - "CLOCK"".

    It's poor etiquette to drag out decisions, but nobody's going to (should) fault you in a big hand situation... as long as you've not been doing it constantly. I especially get frustrated in situations when time is a factor (i.e. tournament's rising blind structure).

    Mark
  • Oh, and FWIW

    I don't care HOW rarely you tank.. I would call clock on you well before you got to 5 minutes.... 2-3 mins is a long time, 5 minutes I've heard of, but it's a little ridiculous.

    Mark
  • Sometimes with friends I'll go all in then call clock immediately. Like one word "allinclock". Only friends though, strangers might not find it so funny.
  • I know you are a new poster and I don't know what limits etc you play but I'll say this, it's unlikely anyone is even trying to pick up your betting timing (at lower limits this is true), and all you are doing is slowing the game down un-necessarily. If I noticed you doing it every time you held cards on every betting street (heck even if it was just pre-flop), I'd call the floor over (I play mostly B&M) and call clock the second it was your time to act. I'd then hum either the Jeopardy theme or Hooray for Hollywood until you knocked it off.

    I have been at a table with someone like this and it didn't put me off my game but it did slow the game down and prevent me (and him) from making any real money, so it was a real pleasure when he busted out.
  • Thanks for the advice!
  • The ladies seem to think that anything over 9 is too long......lol.....
  • The ladies seem to think that anything over 9 is too long......lol.....

    He's here all week..try the veal
  • I have heard, more than once, this type of complaint made about me. "Enough, make a decision", "it's two cards not a book", "quit slowing things down".

    I know that some of that is just needles to get me off my game but it is true that I am likely to take anywhere from 30 seconds to 5 minutes on a decision. I rarely ever make an insta-play. It's always at least 5-10 seconds. My reason for ding this is mostly for the sake of keeping my play deliberate. Of course a tangential benefit is that it annoys my opponents and sometimes will knock them off their game (though that is not my main goal). I'd like to know your opinions on how long is too long and under what circumstances would you actually call a clock on someone in tournament play.

    If you took that long at my table on every decision I would straight-up punch you in the ovary
  • On the 1 hand, there is 1 particular player who literally takes forever to fold almost everytime. I think he does it to annoy others. When he has 0 intention of calling, he'll always ask the same old Qs like "what do you have?" or "why so much?" People at our home game literally would tell him to quickly fold because they knew by his talk he had 0 intention of calling. Unfortunately, he took his bad habits out of the home game environment & into the casino (at least at the home games everyone knew him or was friends).

    On the other hand, the "time" rule can be abused at times by spiteful players whom previously lost a big pot to the player who is now getting time called on them. This has happened to me before, where a guy was clearly calling time too fast on me out of spite for stacking him w/ AA vs his KK. I rarely ever get called time, & hadn't taken any significant amount of time for any decisions that day.

    IMO, instead of there being no clear guidelines & being left completely to interpretation as to what constitutes too much time, maybe they should set a limit of 2.5 mins per decision. I have seen dealers allow time to be called too quickly, & in other cases, not allowing time to be called even after a big amount of time has passed. Some form of standard would be good & fair, if possible.
  • Bumbaclat wrote: »
    Sometimes with friends I'll go all in then call clock immediately. Like one word "allinclock". Only friends though, strangers might not find it so funny.

    This is also poor etiquette. I don't think you can call CLOCK if you're in the hand.

    Juggling: One minute should be plenty of time to make a play. Anything above, ask the table for more time.
  • JohnnieH wrote: »
    This is also poor etiquette. I don't think you can call CLOCK if you're in the hand.

    Juggling: One minute should be plenty of time to make a play. Anything above, ask the table for more time.


    Why can't you call clock if you are in the hand? If no-one else has the guts to make the person taking forever hurry up a bit, you shouldn't have to wait 5 minutes.

    And your bottom point is an excellent one, if you are polite about it and mention this is a tough decision and need a little more time, I'll back right off.
  • Depends on the stakes, the game, and what your risk is.

    If yer at the WSOP final table, hey.. take the 30 minutes or whatever.

    If you are playing nickle holdem with grandma and you take more than 1 second, it's too much.
  • JohnnieH wrote: »
    This is also poor etiquette. I don't think you can call CLOCK if you're in the hand.

    I play a few places. 2 of them anybody can call clock. At the other one you have to be in the hand to call clock.

    and yes, it is poor etiquette, that's why I only do it to friends as a joke.
  • taking your time on a big hand (i.e. tanking) = fine
    taking your time to create the illusion of consistent play = fine
    taking your time on every hand = getting punched in the face eventually
  • zunni74 wrote: »
    Why can't you call clock if you are in the hand? If no-one else has the guts to make the person taking forever hurry up a bit, you shouldn't have to wait 5 minutes.

    You could always say things like, "geeze, someone call the clock on this guy" and maybe someone in the hand will pick up on it :)
  • Yeah, I was the one that simultaneously called clock on this guy with Mark. It was quite funny to be honest however if that happened to me I would be a bit embarrassed. If I'm taking anywhere close to a minute I apologize to the table in advance. I find it pretty good practice to talk myself through how the hand played out in order to get a more accurate read on what my opponent is holding. When I talk through the hand outloud it atleast lets the table know that I'm really working through the hand and not just hollywooding for the hell of it.

    stp

    Unrelated to op: Mark I think you should have taken more time before calling with your KK against Diddy's 666. Did you replay how the hand went down before calling?
  • these are all very good tips!

    Thank you very much!
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