Read This if you like to LOL

I haven't laughed this much in a long time. ZOMG!


I Am Going to Write a Poker Book

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  • I did smile but didn't LOL
    I have no soul :(
  • omg, I laughed so hard I cried.

    ...
    He will drop his green duffelbag, filled with cold hard cash, and he will pick up my green duffelbag, filled with monkey waste. I will be wearing an orange shirt, a yellow tie, plaid pants, rope belt, Grizzlies ballcap, and shades. Your agent will be able to recognize me because my socks will not match.
  • I've received several requests for clarification on the types of monkeys that are acceptable in a bid. I welcome these requests as an opportunity to clarify my terms.

    The following are acceptable: capuchin monkey, celebes macaque, colobus monkey, macaque, mandrill, mangabey, rhesus monkey, spider monkey, and squirrel monkey.

    The following are NOT acceptable: baboon, barbary ape, douroucouli, guenon, howler monkey, Daniel Negreanu, langur, marmoset, proboscis monkey, saki monkey, tamarin, titi, uakari, or woolly monkey.


    hyachachacha!!
  • I've received several requests for clarification on the types of monkeys that are acceptable in a bid.

    I welcome these requests as an opportunity to clarify my terms.The following are NOT acceptable: baboon, barbary ape, douroucouli, guenon, howler monkey, Daniel Negreanu, langur, marmoset, proboscis monkey, saki monkey, tamarin, titi, uakari, or woolly monkey.


    Thanks,

    I needed this...

    Anyone wanna have a game of crazy monkey pineapple Tonight?
  • That was just the tonic for a slow Friday afternoon at work. Damn I'm still giggling now and I read the damn thing 2 hours ago. POTD, or rather LOTD, I guess.
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