Near Catastrophe! ;)

I was at Niagara the last couple days and in my last session I was sitting to the right of a guy who looked like he wasn't having any fun. I decided to try and talk him into min. raise wars.... and very kindly 'protected his blind for HIM' etc. etc. and after about 30 mins of chatting, 1-2hrs of table time: I found out he was Inquirer from the forum.

I HATE THIS: I want some awesome way to identify all forumers at the table (I know you tried this Zunni..but I don't think that we got a conclusive answer)

Graham: Sloth1 talked at one point about CPF merch for CPF bucks..is this something you could do?

(btw, it is easy to find me: I'm the girl with nearly black hair and a nose and lip ring...swearing like a trucker's wife.)
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  • Just use 'sup bro' or brag about your tackles for losses.. Sure, you'll catch a few 2p2 non-CPFers but the chances of that are low.
  • I'll be the guy wearing the "ATM" hat

    And irritating 1/2 the table, while entertaining the other 1/2

    And trying to take my pants off

    Mark
  • Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    Graham: Sloth1 talked at one point about CPF merch for CPF bucks..is this something you could do?

    Absolutely.... looking into that right now. Anyone got some ideas for tshirts or other gear? Do you want funny, or basic?
  • DrTyore wrote: »
    I'll be the guy wearing the "ATM" hat

    And irritating 1/2 the table, while entertaining the other 1/2

    And trying to take my pants off

    Mark

    hehe, the last time I suggested to the dealer they do something about the heat before I take off my pants and then started mumbling something about gold sequinned shorts, I got disgusted looks from half the table so obviously you weren't there sir.

    As for the code, I still maintain it's a good idea, talk about an ice breaker, the avatars alone on here could fill a 2 hour lull in conversation.
  • personalized baseball caps or hockey jerseys would be cool; just mention your ex husband at the table and that should easily identify the active users of this site (honestly).
  • I'll be the guy wearing this shirt.


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  • rofl. wp
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  • How about

    "Poker: You're doing it wrong"

    Haha.. wait a minute.. I may go get that on a t-shirt myself

    Mark
  • I'd like one that says "I can't believe you're about to get beat by a girl"

    The newest one that I've bought reads "I'm so hot I'm jealous of myself"
  • someobody think up a sweet handshake :D
  • Customized T-shirts...great idea!
  • That shirt IS the coolest idea!

    one rhing to add maybe is a royal flush on the sleeve by the %1 so if you're in a bnm casino you don't offend the wrong element :)
  • Sign:

    'Sup eh?

    Counter-sign:

    Angel is re-potting my ferns.
  • Sign:

    'Sup eh?

    Counter-sign:

    Angel is re-potting my ferns.

    Counter-counter sign: SHUT UP MONKEY!

    Then the secret handshake just to seal the deal.
  • Which phrase do you would be better on a t-shirt?

    1. Don't tap the aquarium?

    2. Go ahead and call with your flush draw?
  • I'd take a cpf card protector
  • Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    I'd take a cpf card protector

    Does Fallsview/CN allow protectors? Brantford does not, and I didn't any at Seneca.

    A customized protector with something personal on it would be pretty sweet though.
  • You guys got it all wrong... what you need is thongs... and then you bend over so everyone can see it.

    I'd do it...
  • JohnnieH wrote: »
    Does Fallsview/CN allow protectors? Brantford does not, and I didn't any at Seneca.

    A customized protector with something personal on it would be pretty sweet though.

    I've used a card protector at Brantford without an issue. Hell moose and i used his STFU and WTF chips.
  • Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    I'd like one that says "I can't believe you're about to get beat by a girl"

    I like it... let me start looking into this more.

    For the men's one it could have a CPF logo on the front, and "Stop Staring at My Nuts" on the back.
  • I like that idea, a little more subtle.
    Have you considered a pin, a ring, or a bracelet
    Wouldn't have to be expensive.
    As for the handshake, I have that, QQ or better



    Milton Slim
  • InsaneGuy wrote: »
    You guys got it all wrong... what you need is thongs... and then you bend over so everyone can see it.

    I'd do it...

    I'm pretty sure we should make out.



    Seriously though..I'd love the card protector, but fashion being what it is (low rise and all) if you found a way to make black CPF thongs with the Canadian pokerchip image at the T. I'd wear it, and you'd see it.


    of course any forumer I meet will have to admit that they were looking at my bum. ;)
  • Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    of course any forumer I meet will have to admit that they were looking at my bum. ;)

    Hell I'll admit I'm already looking, and liking. ;)
  • Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    of course any forumer I meet will have to admit that they were looking at my bum. ;)


    Pics please
  • Trip report too.
  • Isn't that the new CPF recognition garment being modelled by Cadillac's Avatar?
    Kristy, I'm watchin' you butt too!





    Milton "Glasses fogging up" Slim
  • I'm always the guy who wears the shirt that shows pocket AA on the front and the back says Say hello to my little friends.
  • JohnnieH wrote: »
    Which phrase do you would be better on a t-shirt?

    1. Don't tap the aquarium?

    2. Go ahead and call with your flush draw?

    I think the shirt should say Shut Up Monkey!
  • I'm not sure that I would wear a t-shirt that often; are there other options. (I'm really thinking a card protector would be the shit!)
  • I agree, a card protector would be the best. It never wears out and you can't outgrow it.
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