I'm wearing out the "fold" button
I need some serious poker counselling, no wait, I meant to say I need a good slap in the head.
I would like to know if it's possible to launch an in depth investigation of online poker sites. I think there's something fishy happening, namely the admins are watching EVERY hand I get and seriously messing with me.
I get delt AKs ... flop will show 234h, turn will show 7d, river will show 9c. I get delt 79c flop will show AAQ, turn will show K, river will show A. Sure, it would be expected every now and then but HOLY FOLDEM BATMAN I can't believe how often it happens to me. As I said, I swear they are watching my hands and messing with me.
I want to be on TV during the WSOP finals ... they seem to have an abundance of AA or KK or QQ being delt to them.
(hang on, I'm almost done venting)
I do manage to get a bluff in every now and then and take the pot when by rights I have no business even being in it. Heck once or twice I'll get a decent hand too but I wish to publicly apologize to the online dealers for anything I may have done to upset them and request that I get fewer 73 off suit combos delt to me.
Ok, I feel better. Gotta go, I have a 58 off suit and am ITCHING to go ALL-IN.
I would like to know if it's possible to launch an in depth investigation of online poker sites. I think there's something fishy happening, namely the admins are watching EVERY hand I get and seriously messing with me.
I get delt AKs ... flop will show 234h, turn will show 7d, river will show 9c. I get delt 79c flop will show AAQ, turn will show K, river will show A. Sure, it would be expected every now and then but HOLY FOLDEM BATMAN I can't believe how often it happens to me. As I said, I swear they are watching my hands and messing with me.
I want to be on TV during the WSOP finals ... they seem to have an abundance of AA or KK or QQ being delt to them.
(hang on, I'm almost done venting)
I do manage to get a bluff in every now and then and take the pot when by rights I have no business even being in it. Heck once or twice I'll get a decent hand too but I wish to publicly apologize to the online dealers for anything I may have done to upset them and request that I get fewer 73 off suit combos delt to me.
Ok, I feel better. Gotta go, I have a 58 off suit and am ITCHING to go ALL-IN.
Comments
that's a big problem. Happens to e.body man. Its math. MOST of your cards will suck. Just keep playing tight!