Police Bulletin

MiloMilo
in Off Topic Lounge
Multiple accidents caused due to poor weather conditions and dangerous driving. Police are looking for a woman driving a late model Chrysler sedan, four doors, silver in colour. Anyone with information is asked to phone police immediately. Do not attempt to stop the suspect yourself. Suspect over heard to be muttering about, "the weekly CPF tourney . . ." obviously some sort of charity event she donates too. More details to follow . . .

Comments

  • g2g2
    Well played sir. POTW.

    /g2
  • KristyKristy
    lol: you're predicting the future...I've still got an hour to go!
    ______
  • MiloMilo
    Thought you got it yesterday?
  • KristyKristy
    I *bought* it yesterday...I get it in one hour. I'm so excited, this is the first car that I've bought by myself. (mostly..thanks for your input guys!)
  • AcidJoeAcidJoe
    OK everyone stay OFF the sidewalks. Kristy is now driving. WARNING!
  • westside8westside8
    AcidJoe wrote: »
    OK everyone stay OFF the sidewalks. Kristy is now driving. WARNING!

    Why did you think I scampered back to Toronto for the weekend?
  • compueasecompuease Admin
    AcidJoe wrote: »
    OK everyone stay OFF the sidewalks. Kristy is now driving. WARNING!
    It wouldn't start....
  • MiloMilo
    A Chrysler with problems? Say it isn't so . . .
  • KristyKristy
    lol..pricks.

    you can't find the Mooses a couple times and they never let you hear the end of it.

    ftr, it's super...and I'm incredibly happy. I'm planning to spend tomorrow shopping for car accessories, like girly smelling air freshener.
  • MiloMilo
    Sleep in the car this spring after a tournament. it'll smell plenty "girly'" I'm sure.
  • KristyKristy
    Is that Henry Rollins?!?...oh man, I'm so confused about you.

    Edit: Last night's avatar
  • BlondeFishBlondeFish
    Milo wrote: »
    Police are looking for a woman driving a late model Chrysler sedan, four doors, silver in colour.
    Thanks for the warning. I wanted to drive to Fallsview Casino, but I better play it safe until the "Kristy Alert" is over. ;)
  • moosemoose
    How about one of these?

    2007BumperSticker_02june.jpg
  • AcidJoeAcidJoe
    Kristy_Sea wrote: »
    lol..pricks.

    you can't find the Mooses a couple times and they never let you hear the end of it.

    ftr, it's super...and I'm incredibly happy. I'm planning to spend tomorrow shopping for car accessories, like girly smelling air freshener.

    I"m sorry sweatheart, as much as I love you, when did you ever smell "Girly". What happened you woke up in a dress or something :)
  • ddmilcanddmilcan
    Kristy, as a valued Forumer, who no doubt respects other fellow (generic word) forumers, would you be so kind as to start a thread where you can list your travel routes and approximate times, so we could, you know, avoid being in your way!

    Just kiddin'
    Remember, KEEP IT ON THE BLACK!


    Milton "Hands at 2 & 10" Slim
  • KristyKristy
    AcidJoe wrote: »
    I"m sorry sweatheart, as much as I love you, when did you ever smell "Girly". What happened you woke up in a dress or something :)

    Hey now! I wear perfume and short skirts...the difference is that other girls wear it to please men...I wear it to rob them. :D
  • KristyKristy
    ddmilcan wrote: »
    Milton "Hands at 2 & 10" Slim

    I missed this the first time...hahahahaha
  • BuzzzarddBuzzzardd
    AcidJoe wrote: »
    when did you ever smell "Girly".

    Maybe your sniffin in the wrong places Joe. ;)
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